Talking Hank.

indie talking hank rp ask blog.

[talkinggoofball-blog]

Everytime I see this blog I gain 8 years of my life. Thank you so much Markk

this is like a few months late but this made me happy yw

[bastionkeeper]

me: *drops my phone behind my bed*

me: 

[bark-quack-boom-blog]

talkinggoofball:

He wasn’t listening to the dog until he heard the word “gun”. In about a few seconds, he realizes this hunter would annihilate the defenseless Hank. “WHAAaa?! Why would someone have a gun in the PARK,” he says. “Oh boy oh boy, I’d better get outta here!” He looks at both sides of the path, scratching his head. “…Uh..I forgot which way I came.”

     The other’s yelling immediately made Peepers tense as he ducked down into the tall grass. “Calm down, panicking’s only gonna make the hunter want to attack you so you stop!”

     Quickly swiveling to see if any obvious weapons were pointed at the two, only a portion of his confidence was returned upon discovering that it wasn’t the case. They were still in danger, if the other’s behavior in front of him was anything to rely on.

     “…O-Okay, looks like we’re clear for now,” he said as he redirected his attention to the stranger. “…I don’t know if you’ve realized this by now, but this isn’t a park. It’s literally a shooting range. I don’t even know how you got in here, but any way from here on is out of the hunter’s range…” he paused for a moment.

“…as long as you can keep your mouth shut, because that person is focused.”

[talkinggoofball-blog]

The white dog seems to understand, as he speaks with a lowered voice. “No worries, my mouth will be shhuu- THIS IS A SHOOTING RANGE?!” he interrupts himself, talking in his normal voice again.

“Heeeyy! What’s happening to us right now is like that episode from Bongo and Mcgillicudy! Mcgillicudy meets a wolf who helps him get out of the zoo he was placed in after he was captured, but a hunter shows up and tries to shoot them everytime! Luckily they were smart, and-” Not talking seems..difficult for this chatty dog.

[bark-quack-boom-blog]

talkinggoofball:

The reason he was really here was to take pictures of the ducks that flew by, getting quite few good shots of them. He also still doesn’t understand that the place is off-limits due to dangerous hunting, giving the word “shot” another definition.

“Get shot? Well why would I wanna move somewhere else?” He starts doing silly poses. “I’d like to get shot! Ya think this ‘hunter guy’ would get me a frame for the photo? And make sure to get my good side!”

     …So he’s still going on with this subject. Doesn’t he understand that when there’s a hunter, there’s usually guns involved? That should be common knowledge, right?

     “So you’re saying shooting as in, with a camera…? Nonono, I don’t think you’re getting this entirely.” Peepers gestured to the area where the hunter typically sat, from prior knowledge and experience.

     “The person over there? They have a gun. And frankly, they want to use it. So if I were you, I’d get out of here as quickly as possible. You’re not ready to be in a place like this.”

[talkinggoofball-blog]

He wasn’t listening to the dog until he heard the word “gun”. In about a few seconds, he realizes this hunter would annihilate the defenseless Hank. “WHAAaa?! Why would someone have a gun in the PARK,” he says. “Oh boy oh boy, I’d better get outta here!” He looks at both sides of the path, scratching his head. “…Uh..I forgot which way I came.”

[bark-quack-boom-blog]

continued from here.

     …This person wasn’t being serious, was he? He was a dog himself, yet he didn’t even understand that he was talking. (Realistically, he just probably never thought too much about it, though.) Peepers gave a slight sigh, trying to figure out how to explain this to someone who didn’t seem…aware of their surroundings.

     “…Okay, look, that might be exciting for you, but seriously, this place isn’t safe. You should get out of here before you’re shot by the hunter. Knowing them, they’re probably…angry.”

[talkinggoofball-blog]

The reason he was really here was to take pictures of the ducks that flew by, getting quite few good shots of them. He also still doesn’t understand that the place is off-limits due to dangerous hunting, giving the word “shot” another definition.

"Get shot? Well why would I wanna move somewhere else?" He starts doing silly poses. "I'd like to get shot! Ya think this 'hunter guy' would get me a frame for the photo? And make sure to get my good side!"

[craftchaos]

also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu

[talkinggoofball-blog]

" What are you doing in here? This place is off limits! "

Hank doesn’t move for a sec, not knowing who’s talking to him, but he decides to speak anyways, holding his camera close to him. “B-But I thought this was the par-,” he’s interrupted by the sight of the brown dog.

"Wooaah, did you just TALK? I've never seen a TALKING DOG before!" He seems really excited by the dog, smiling and giggling.

[talkinggoofball-blog]

"It's not very polite to stare, ya know. "

Uh-oh! Spotted! “Uh–uuhhh–you can’t see me! I’m–I’m invisible!!,” he says, as he just stands still, pretending to freeze and acting like the Pokemon didn’t see him…he’s obviously still in full sight.

[talkinggoofball-blog]

First interaction RP starters

" Are you okay? "

" Hey! Wake up! "

" What's happening over there? I can't see. "

" Oh gosh, sorry! Did I hurt you? "

" Who's there? Is anyone there? "

" I'm lost. "

" Are you lost? "

" Who are you? Where are we? What happened?! "

" Get off of me! "

" Sorry, I tripped! "

" Are you new here? "

" I'm new here, can you help me out? "

" Somebody help me! "

" You look really familiar. Do I know you? "

" What are you doing in there? This place is off limits! "

" You're not allowed in here. It could be dangerous. "

" Do you work here? "

" Can I help you? "

" It's not very polite to stare, you know. "

" Get out of the way! "

" You could have been killed! "

" You saved my life! "

" Watch where you're going! "

[talkinggoofball-blog]

“Well, I guess I learned how much I care about you, and even though you tricked me into being your imaginary friend, you can always imagine me as your real friend! For real.”

written by markk.