Thats How Sue Sees It....

Welcome Ladies,Gentlemen, Gays, and whatever else you fat lazies catgorize yourselves as. I Am Sue Sylvester, and I enjoy reducing most people to a weeping puddle of shame. I am a winner and so are my Cheerios. I hate the Glee club and I hate Will Schuester. Thats all for now. so if you have any other questions ask away.

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Hello Coach Sue Sylvester, I'm Cassandra July. I'm a graduate Student a OSU. I know a few of your former students, one of which being a former Cheerio and captain, Santana Lopez. I've heard your name having the most won National Cheerleading championships. My points, I'm a dance Major. I own a studio in Columbus. I want to offer help in the form of helping choreographing some of your dance routines. Your stunts are strong and versatile. Dance seems to be integrating much more each year.

Well Cassandra I would tell you like I tell most students who dream of even becoming Cheerios.... ABSOLUTELY NOT! But I think I'll make an exception, only for the simple fact that you have a degree, one that I don't care so much about but...you have one none the less, you know one of my more renowned former Cheerios, you're a dance major and you own your own studio which insinuates that you are a hard worker which is what I need if I'm going to allow you to help with my Cheerios because I have a brand to protect. I could use some new material for my Cheerios so why the hell not.  

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I just got word that the Glee Club is doing Greece

Who on earth approved this?! This absolutely can NOT happen on my watch. I refuse to have Schuester and his sloppy singing barn yard animals promoting sex to the entire student body!. I need to have a word with Figgins.

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You know it won’t be a train wreck once I get the lead. 

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Kitty... I don't doubt that you'll steal the Glee clubs spotlight. But Americas sweetheart Taylor Swift could get the lead and I still wouldnt approve.

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What's the last thing you searched on Google?

Myself, anything else would have been a waste of my time.

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Do you think suits are sexy?

I do actually…

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I just got word that the Glee Club is doing Greece

Who on earth approved this?! This absolutely can NOT happen on my watch. I refuse to have Schuester and his sloppy singing barn yard animals promoting sex to the entire student body!. I need to have a word with Figgins.

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Seems its been a while

But in my recent down time I've been reading autobiographies of successful leaders. They all seem to have the same downfall...They all ended up being a FAILURE. How could anyone consider themselves a leader when they suffered from downfalls that I myself  have encountered and overcame all at the tender age of 4. Honestly Its just sad.

  Anyway, I'm sure you're all dying to know what's been going on with Sue, So feel free to ask questions and I'll answer them when I feel like it.

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talkingtomercedesjones replied to your post: I have a strange feeling

That’s kind of gross, Coach Sylvester.

More like absolutely repulsive Aretha.

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I have a strange feeling

That Will Shuester still wants yours truly into his bed. He needs help.

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Well, there’s no way I’m not going to have nightmares tonight. 

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Q, trust me when I say, I have to think of the most horrifying things so that I myself wont have nightmares.

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That is an image I didn’t need in my head…

Yeah, how do you think I feel!

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Glee is still full of losers.

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 talkingwithcoachsue:

As if we didn’t all smell that outcome a mile away.

I don’t agree with you about Glee being full of losers, Sue. It’s filled with talented young people who love to sing and perform in front of others because they have a passion for it.

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Oh can it Pepper Ann! The Glee club is full of insecure, sloppy, babbling sad sacks with a false sense of security. You know it, and I know it to.

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I have a strange feeling

That Will Shuester still wants yours truly into his bed. He needs help.

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Sundays are the best.

Or atleast in my opinion. Besides going to church, I get to lay in bed and watch old classic movies such as Roman Holiday and Breakfast at Tiffany’s. As you can obviously tell, I’m a big Audrey Hepburn fan. Life just seems simple on Sundays, and maybe that’s why I love it so much. Anyways, as I have my Audrey Hepburn marathon with my mom, I would love to receive some questions.

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I was going to say something about this, but the fact that you decided to share dull and boring information this with the entire world is embarrassment enough. So I will leave it at that.

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Sue, Figgins has recruited the staff to act as mentors for the students this year. Emma and I are volunteering our time, perhaps you can as well.

Well William, I don't see why not. I've mentored hundreds of girls and these students could probably use the help and guidance of Sue Sylvester.  I'll do it... BUT under one condition, I get to choose the students I mentor.

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Name a bad habit of yours.

You call it a bad habit, I call it a minor fault, Which would result in being imperfect. You can't be perfect if you have faults and I my grey faced acquaintance, am the definition of perfection.

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Did you have any nicknames growing up?

I did anon, None of which I'd like to repeat or share with you.

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What's your biggest motivation in life?

My sister Jean, my daughter Robin and myself.