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I've never dated anyone, so no.

never ever? that's so sad.

do you want me to wingwoman you? because i totally will. i'm super good at it, i used to get santana laid all the time. ...or maybe that was just because of her awesome boobs.

talktojeffers

No no, just dance, I don’t think I could teach those things. It would be far to boring for me. I’d end up dancing around the room.

Oh yeah, you just gotta be your cute self Britt.

#dash .#dash: jeff .#jeff .

oh my god, like the guy on the money.

thanks, i agree. it's way more fun.

Nope, I am not.

cool. next time i'm back home, i'll let you know.

do you happen to have the numbers of any exes, saved? ones where things ended horribly, preferably?

talkwithsnixx

There’s never a dull moment on the NYC subway system. Today someone decided they were going to start a campfire and cook s’mores in the middle of it. Some people have lives. Go do that shit in Central Park. @talkwithgleeksstarters

#dash .#dash: santana .#santana .

...okay, but are they still out there, and do they have any marshmallows left? preferably the jumbo ones?

do you still do motocross?

i'm not not doing motocross, but i don't really have anywhere i can do it right now. the streets are too dangerous, and the hallway in our apartment is tiny.

#ask .

I might be biased, but I think I'm a pretty cool guy. Sure. I've never been on a talk show before.

cool. i'll start working on some questons.

you're not lactose intolerant, are you?

#ask .#ask: lord tubbington .

What made you decide to get a cat?

i found him that summer i was lost in the sewers. we trauma bonded, and we've been best friends ever since.

That'd be a hell of a good time.

haha, nice one. you know, maybe you're not as bad as i thought. do you want to be on my talk show?

And he owns a nightclub.

whoa. prada, nightclub owner... i think i might have matched with satan on tinder.

Or the devil. The devil's real name is Lucifer.

and he wears prada, i know.

I don't think he'd be into changing it. He liked how close it is to Lucifer.

like the cat from cinderella, got it. totally understandable.

Nah, my dad's name is Lucien.

That's alright, I'm even less likely to cry around people. I doubt it's good for my soul, it'd just feel really weird to me.

oh. do you think it's too late for him to change it?

you don't know until you try. but... if you want to stay backed up, i guess that's your call.

#ask .#ask: santana .#santana .

What animal do you consider to be your spirit animal?

unicorn, obviously. sparkly and magical and not believed in the way i should be.

#ask .

One thing you wish you could have in your possession right now?

keys to my apartment. i've been sitting on this stoop for two hours now, waiting for santana to get home.

It's actually the other way around. My mom named me after the crab. Her name is Ariel, funnily enough.

No, I'm just not really the type to cry. Last time I did I was probably like, eight.

no. way. that's the craziest thing i've ever heard. if you tell me that your dad is named eric, i will scream, cry, and throw up, just like the teens on twitter.

you know, that might explain why you're so uber uptight. you've got all those tears blocked up behind your eyes. you're supposed to let them out, sebastian. if you want, we can get together sometime, and i'll cry with you. it's good for the soul. just like chicken soup.