SalosHere

What kind of fish are you?

[tallglassofsalos]

What do I even do on this account......

Do I need to have a pinned introduction post..? Are post tags even necessary...?

Can I eat dog food.....?

What do you mean I can't be an anarchist?!?!

[creative-creatures8]

~ MESMERIZER ~

I'll have you know I'd look good in that dress too... I swear- I AM NOT JEALOUS! (I totally am... :( )

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I said it once, and I'll say it again. I love these doomed non-blood brothers. They strangely fit Teto and Mikus ' situation... uh. Should I be concerned?

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Rek theory is still in the works (likely to be the last theory on Minecraft, since I feel sorta weird about it), but as for now, I'm still deciding how I want Branzys' wings and ears to look... I might work on a finalized design for him and a few others at some point, with how much I draw them. Branzy, for one, is very inconsistent in my art pieces.

ALONG WITH THAT. I will delete all my Minecraft art if the YouTubers themselves ask me to. Don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable. Just throwing that out there, just in case.

Dang, I'm yapping after every post. Is this gonna be a trend?

(PS: This is one of my fav songs, lowkey. Hope to do more song-related fanfics and fanart someday. I ALSO finally figured out how to use the keep-reading thing... huzzah!)

ALSO, GANG FORGOT TO MENTION THE NEW WATERMARK! You like? Eh? Eh?... Yeah.

[tallglassofsalos]

Settled snowflakes saddle sifted sands.

Laying longingly, loitering lasting lakes.

Eccentric entropy eating everlasting evens.

Ensnared eyes estimating enchanting ends

Pictures pale perfect picosecond plans.

Wayward wanderers would wish with wear.

Elephant enters, exhale, exasperating exits.

Lyres leading legends long lost.

Let lethargy limit linked listening.

[tallglassofsalos]

Alternate universe where Wesker worked at Sears.

Grand work. Can I be hired as a graphic designer now?

This is what my friend (@marble-gastrell) before I told him I meant in a Sears. Bless his heart. I thank him for his service, but I got this handled I swear.

[devotedbunny333]

feel like a gay

[tallglassofsalos]

I always knew it... Thank you for coming out of the closet.

[tallglassofsalos]

This is probably my return...

Yes, I have revamped my profile. Yes. That is Madoka from Madoka Magica. Yes, I do want fries with that. Wait what? Sorry. I got hungry.

I want to work on putting my thoughts into words on this page and also try and post things I'm very interested in.

Stay tuned.

[elivxyr]

anybody know who this loser is???

(jk ily salos. ur profile is very nice. don’t kill me)

[devotedbunny333]

exactly like who the heck is this bozo

[tallglassofsalos]

You cyberbullies won't get me. *pushes up glasses*

[tallglassofsalos]

Dearest Steam,

I write to you in high regards. You are truly THE best. I wish your platform nothing but the best.

But please.. PLEASE stop doing discounts at the worse times available. I have spent so much (not that much) recently that my Scrooge McDuck financial mindset is triggering my anxiety. For me to even consider buying a game on 60% off sale will send me into a panic attack which involves two sides of my brain causing mental war.

With love,

Salos

[tallglassofsalos]

This is probably my return...

Yes, I have revamped my profile. Yes. That is Madoka from Madoka Magica. Yes, I do want fries with that. Wait what? Sorry. I got hungry.

I want to work on putting my thoughts into words on this page and also try and post things I'm very interested in.

Stay tuned.

[tallglassofsalos]

herlo i am ur biggest fan

Sorry, I don't do autographs.

My lawyer might though.

[tallglassofsalos]

do you like to eat apples and bananas.

The better question is: Who doesn't?

[tallglassofsalos]

Hey,

I just met you,

And this is craazzyy,

But here's a grilled cheese.

So eat it maybe.

[tallglassofsalos]

I've been thinking about this for, like, years but I think just recently it's been finally solidified in my head that I am whatever I want me to be. Like, I know you might be thinking that is very obvious, but in this case it's more so that.. I can't solidify my sense of self. I don't think I want to solidify my sense of self. Call it genderfluid, but to me it's more than that. I want to have multiple roles, even though that might be just my lack of decision-making skills.

Next time someone asks me what I identify as, I'm going to give a bullshit answer, or who I feel I am in the moment. Or maybe a mixture of both.

"What do you identify as?"

Chicken nugget with a dress.

I realize this post is too serious for my usual. Someone make it unserious right now.

[tallglassofsalos]

SHUT IT, TUMBLR. I'M GOING TO BED.

You know what? Fine. You want tags? I'll give them. You happy, Tumblr?

[tallglassofsalos]

@llearetts

Please come home to us...

I think a sudden gust of wind caught him... Please search the entirety of Arizona.

[tallglassofsalos]

Baaaaabaagaabaahaabaaaaaaalalalalala Bing Bing hehehehehe bippity boppity boo... Kindness.

Didn't mean to get so political there.

[tallglassofsalos]

I appreciate it Tumblr.

Me when I know how to crop screenshots.

[creative-creatures8]

So many Finn skin ideas... (American holiday + extra edition)

Egg-coloring cup Finn: Those cups you drop the eggs into to dye them.

Love Potion Finn: goofy, creepy Valentine's Day skin idea.

Gravey Bowl Finn: bro is at every Thanksgiving party.

Snowglobe Finn: shakes his head, and lil fake snow flies about! keep his cork in, it could be a good PJ skin to!

cauldren finn: ...haha

Siren Finn: move like a snake, lower half of a fish with a freaky grin.

Creature of the black lagoon finn: Lil guy just wants some candy.

Lemonaid Finn: a great summer drink, pink or yellow, he'd rock it!

Sea water finn: pirate or seaside merchant aesthetic?

Shark onesi finn: I already drew this; it would be cool to match with Shelly!

Drink Me, Wonderland, Finn: those little cups with the notes "drink me" on them from Alice in Wonderland.

Clownfish Finn: a circus fit for the showtimes... never made the cut, tho.

Moonlight Sonata: Finn matches a sleepy aesthetic; sea and moons complement each other in many myths, after all.

Hot cocoa finn: PJs of fish plastered all over like his pramatic pal skin.

Polluted finn: poor guy is overcome by oil... a haunting reminder of what is happening.

More if people want... or some Finn + Sprout headcannons. I'm curious if anyone wants to see that.

I'm definitely gonna draw a few of these.

[tallglassofsalos]

QWEL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG I THREATEN DANDY'S LIFE PLEASE