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arsonistsfirefly

OH yeah Zsasz and I are married!! @tally-whacker

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The cake topper is taking up 87% of our freezer for our first anniversary.

arsonistsfirefly

I miss my fiancé, I say as I lay outside the bathroom door as he pisses.

tally-whacker

You can hold it if you want. Make it a team effort.

professorfilth

"Alive is a very broad category. A man with no hands can still be alive." (с) Victor Zsasz

payasita

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

flat top grill penis on company time

scrtchptch

if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer

payasita

im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don't cut this shit out right now

arsonistsfirefly

I'M ENGAGED??G<DSGDSGSD

We're engaged.

WE'RE ENGAGED

I'M ENGAGED??G<DSGDSGSD

tally-whacker

We're engaged.

My parents are bringing them their own quilts.

Dude you are so precious. You both won finding each other. I hope you are happy.

Also milkshake anon: I hope you had a good milkshake lately dude! I hope it was delicious. You should get a celebratory one!

I'm hard to miss. When the sun hits me right it's like a flashbang. Jokes aside I'm the lucky one. She's amazing and I couldn't ask for a better wife, friend, and life partner.

God, I had one that had starburst in it and it was weirdly so good. They leeched out into the slurry and got crunchy, it was the best.

I'm going to be a dork here and talk about my evil scheme. I'm going to take a picture of Luna every day of the pregnancy for a scrapbook. I don't have any pictures of my mom when she was pregnant with me so I want to be able to do that for my little guy.

#*guy gender neutral