I know it's just the same

This whole page is a WIP bcs I have no idea on how to navigate tumblr but uhhh hi I like tally Hall and I post art and bullshit(mostly bullshit)

[tallyhallvirgin]

Sorry beating the dead horse yet again, but Im genuinely so tired of the way purity culture is making SOME bandoms be really annoying to be in.

Depending on the social media you're in(especially tiktok) if you even DARE to say you find an artist attractive(for exemple, one of the tally hall members) people will start jumping you and saying shit like "WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SEXUALIZING THIS PERSON THEY'RE A REAL PERSON AND SAYING THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE" ... PEOPLE, CHILL. I just called a grown ass man hot, CALM DOWN.

And I'm speaking from personal experience btw💔

[tallyhallvirgin]

i dont mean to👀like try to👀alienate👀👀y'all👀or smth👀BUT👀👀 if you like cool guitar👀👀👀 and drum sounds n shit you should👀👀 probably listen to👀👀👀👀 mistério do planeta👀 by👀 Novos Baianos👀👀👀 and If ur a hurried person I recommend 👀 skipping to the 2:00 mark👀👀 trust me it sounds 👀👀👀 really cool👀 OR👀 skip to the 3:00👀👀👀 if you REALLY like cool guitars n shit👀👀👀

(But just know that the lyrics are total nonsense, it's kinda like the brazillian "i am the walrus")

[tallyhallvirgin]

"HOLY SHIT. DAMON ALBARN FROM BLUR?? Oh man, I'm such a huge fan!-"

"🎵HE DRESSES INCORRECTLY. NO ONE TOLD HIM, SEVENTEEN!!!!🎵"

"OH GODDAMMIT, DUDE!"

(This one goes out to like the 0-1 blur fans that see my posts)

[tallyhallvirgin]

does anyone else also see the similarities or am I tripping?

Lancelot from King Arthur(2004) / Joe Hawley

Like,,, if I could find a good picture from when he had more facial hair it would be perfect but I think you can see where Im coming from.

I just be saying some bullshit fr💔

[sporesgalaxy]

of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependant on the orb

[tallyhallvirgin]

This is Hoodz actually.

[tallyhallvirgin]

ah, fuck it! My urge to tweak shit won, here's the updated version with Elias as Francis' voice:

(Also with improved captions!)

#sorry for reposting I dont wanna be annoying

[tallyhallvirgin]

follow-up to my last post, Hawleyverse voice claims:

(BTW before you watch, just know I would like for you to picture the voice I picked for Francis with a British accent, I just couldn't find any voices that fit)

[tallyhallvirgin]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE BUT I TAKE SOMETHING BACK! MY VOICE HEADCANON FOR FRANCIS IS ELIAS BOUCHARD FROM THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS.

[tallyhallvirgin]

follow-up to my last post, Hawleyverse voice claims:

(BTW before you watch, just know I would like for you to picture the voice I picked for Francis with a British accent, I just couldn't find any voices that fit)

[tallyhallvirgin]

When I read posts from the hawleyverse characters my head reads all of them with different voices from character to character. I want to post like a little "voice claim" video with the characters but Im afraid of people being like "nah wtf this doesn't match at all, what are you saying, dawg😂"

[tallyhallvirgin]

Every oomf go listen to 70s-90s brazillian music NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

especially “San Vincente” by Milton Nascimento if you like tally hall

(trust me you'll know why that one specifically when you listen to it)

[tallyhallvirgin]

How it feels like to vent to someone who has it objectively worse than you

[tallyhallvirgin]

Made this some time ago but forgot to post❤️

It wasn't really the same situation but SHHH LET ME HAVE FUN

[tallyhallvirgin]

Random but something I just thought I'd share: I make a lot of hawleyverse art that I don't post, one of the characters I draw the most is Francis, when I don't draw him in his normal outfit I always just look up "60s-70s men's sewing patterns" on Pinterest, I know I'm probably making him too stylish but c'mon. C'MON LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T WEAR STUFF ATLEAST SIMILAR TO THIS.

[tallyhallvirgin]

Hi I drew Plantcis because I hate him.

(sorry for changing his haircut I simply COULD NOT get his normal petal hair to look right in my style)

[tallyhallvirgin]

Idk why but "Dogs Days are Over" by Florence + The Machine reminds me of Hank

[tallyhallvirgin]

While we're on the topic, here are some more songs that remind me of some hawleyverse characters:

Francis - Hardware Store(Weird Al), That's Mathematics (Tom Lehrer), and The Square Root of Two(The two gentlemen band)

Masquerade - I'm the slime(Frank Zappa), The Happy Dictator(Gorillaz), and One Way or Another(Blondie)

Weird Bed - Love Shack(The B-52's), Soft Fuzzy Man(Lemon Demon), and She's my Collar(Gorillaz)

Crazy food - Don't stop me now(Queen), Exagerado(Cazuza), and The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny(Lemon Demon)

Peter - Why's everybody always pickin' on me?(Bloodhound gang), Jubilee(Blur), and Pink Triangle(Weezer)

Hank - Placing the Blame(Self), There's no Other Way(blur), and Once in a Lifetime(Talking Heads)

HfaS - Um Girassol Da Cor do Seu Cabelo(Lô Borges), Clover over Dover(Blur), Eleanor Rigby(The Beatles)

VOAC puppets - Skylines and Turnstiles(MCR), With a Little Help from my Friends(The Beatles), and In the Aeroplane Over the Sea(Neutral Milk Hotel)

[not hawleyverse but eh what the heck let me include her too!]

Chelsea - I'm just a Girl(No Doubt), Bitch(Meredith Brooks), and Using(sorority noise)

[tallyhallvirgin]

Idk why but "Dogs Days are Over" by Florence + The Machine reminds me of Hank

[tallyhallvirgin]

What if they made testosterone patches. They're like nicotine patches but with testosterone instead of nicotine. I should make that...