[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[zankivich]

And they don't tell you this, but every time you'll be a little older and think surely you've outgrown the power of fictional guy healing, and every time you will be wrong. You'll be so thankful you're wrong! Life is good y'all

[tamablepumpkin]

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is just Jayne Eyre but make it Face Off

[afoxnamedmulder]

neil banging out the tunes with hit band the squeakles. one night only!

[kyotoprotocols]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[afoxnamedmulder]

in other news, sportacus owns the most useless calendar i’ve ever seen 

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[veryimportantvideos]

Jess and Quinn

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

[afoxnamedmulder]

always fun when you submit to an anonymous confession blog tired and a lil drunk and then days/weeks later your alert and sober self gets jumpscared by it on the dash

[afoxnamedmulder]

of course my best friend logs into tumblr for the first time in six months and immediately locates said blog and post first try. I'm never posting anything ever ever again.

[tamablepumpkin]

What is friendship if not being able to spot someone’s specific brand of thirst in a sea of tumblr users?

[sephiramy]

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

[nsync-bi-bi-bi]

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[triquizzies]

these guys are vicious predators btw

[ralfmaximus]

birb with revirb

[dchan87]

This is also where the generic "jungle" sounds in movies come from

[cricketcat9]

He has a lot to say

[briscal]

[scrungly420]

For anyone wondering, Blockhead and conehead are terms used to describe the skull shape of golden retrievers. This baby is a blockhead but to anyone unfamiliar, it sounds like the reddit op is asking if this puppy is going to be an idiot.

Goldens have two main head types, Block and Cone (sometimes called slender but I digress). Blockheads have the big blocky heads and coneheads are more pointy. Two examples below.

As far as I'm aware, its just an aesthetic thing and has no impact on their health.

TLDR: your mama so blockhead she minecraft steve

[francisforever2014]

i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing