your national anthem.

montana jayde vanderwilde. twenty-three. single. an avenger's baby mama. 

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@langaugexxamerica: I jumped out of a airplane without a parachute again. Don't tell anyone.

@tanaplus1: becca's response to me telling her was "yeet" ahahahaha.

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@tanaplus1: becca walked in today when i was getting ready...mind you, i'm putting on a bodysuit to put a skirt over...and she was like "mom, we're not going swimming why are you wearing a bathing suit?" she then proceeded to tell random people throughout the day that i was wearing a bathing suit but we did not go swimming...which she told her dad in a much angrier tone than the matter-of-fact way she told the four people at target. lmao.

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salty bi energy: spotify playlist with two songs, ‘boys’ by charli xcx and ‘girls’ by rita ora

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@grootiam: https://media.giphy.com/media/tPdYQaW6oCIOA/giphy.gif

@tanaplus2: @grootiam ok good.

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@grootiam: https://media.giphy.com/media/3fNkZRkmQvxPq/giphy.gif

@tanaplus2: @grootiam omg. are one of bucky's goats hurt?

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@grootiam: https://media.giphy.com/media/kc5eN6NIQ648M/giphy.gif

@tanaplus2: @grootiam why does it have a cast!!!!!!!!!!

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1 + 1 = 3 If you dont use protection…

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@buckybarnes: You know it's going to be a great week when you have to ask someone what your name is, their name is, and what your girlfriend's, best friend's, and daughter's names are!

@buckybarnes: I say this like forty times a day, but seriously. Fuck Hydra.

@tanaplus2: @buckybarnes :( babe...you okay?

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@hazzahoz: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i don't care?

@hazzahoz: i don't care, but i'm not the one deliberately doing what he has actually posted online that he doesn't fucking like.

@hazzahoz: - screenshot of peter's tweet from when brie and liz were going at it -

@hazzahoz: tbh at this point, i'm just going to be blunt. you deserve whatever comes to you, and if it's losing him, good. find a new friend group and stop polluting ours...and take that fucking ring off, because you're the last person who deserves to wear it.

@tanaplus2: @hazzahoz i know you're jealous that brie is the one with peter's dick inside of her but you need to back the fuck away from the keyboard or your phone because the only person that's undeserving right now is everyone who's having to read your ridiculous rant on this app right now. i literally cannot believe twitter is still free.

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@tanaplus2: wow, becca's really hitting me with that "walk away from me or sit me down and i'm gonna scream at you" mess today. wow i love being tired and disrespected. lolllll.

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@buckybarnes: @tanaplus2 you were asleep with becca!

@tanaplus2: @buckybarnes THAT HAS NEVER STOPPED YOU FROM WAKING ME UP EITHER ON PURPOSE OR ON ACCIDENT BEFORE.