playboy shit

harry osborn. 6teen. king of midtown. single af. ig: hazzaborn t: theharryoz sc: hazzaborn

[h-0sborn]

@wthrydeldotjpg: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY BOYFRIEND2K23

@theharryosborne: i wish i knew. lmao.

[h-0sborn]

@theharryosborn: i walked into rydel's house tonight, and the first words out of morgan's mouth were 'ew, why is he here? invite brie so she'll bring harley'. i---

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: what have i said about being gross on my instagram lol

Harry: what have i said about me following rules? -smirking emoji-

[wthrydeldotjpg]

instagram: wthrydeldotjpg uploaded a new picture, ft  @h-0sborn

i wanna waste my time with you; i wanna go all night with you; i hope that you know i ride for you; feels like dynamite when i’m with you….like boom

❤ 37,879 likes -   21,413 comments

[h-0sborn]

h-osborn: i also wanna go all night with you ;)

[wthrydeldotjpg]

instagram: wthrydeldotjpg uploaded a new picture, ft  @h-0sborn

hi i love you, and this may have been the best Christmas ever. 

❤ 37,879 likes -   21,413 comments

[h-0sborn]

h0soborn: i love you too :)

[spider-mcns]

↳ INSTAGRAM: peterparker uploaded a new photo - with negasonicteenagewarhead

i’ve been compromised and i’m pissed about it. 

❤ 25.3 LIKES ✐ 10.2m COMMENTS

— view all.

[h-0sborn]

hazzahoz: ayeeeeeee. that’s my boy. ;)

[h-0sborn]

@hazzahoz: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i don't care?

@hazzahoz: i don't care, but i'm not the one deliberately doing what he has actually posted online that he doesn't fucking like.

@hazzahoz: - screenshot of peter's tweet from when brie and liz were going at it -

@hazzahoz: tbh at this point, i'm just going to be blunt. you deserve whatever comes to you, and if it's losing him, good. find a new friend group and stop polluting ours...and take that fucking ring off, because you're the last person who deserves to wear it.

[h-0sborn]

@wthrydeldotjpg: @hazzahoz YOU NEED TO NOT TAKE EVERYTHING ON GOSSIP GIRL SO SERIOUSLY.

@hazzahoz: @wthrydeldotjpg is that not a thing white girls in NYC do? lol.

[h-0sborn]

@hazzahoz: i'm just gonna be the one to say it.

@hazzahoz: changing yourself to look like you did before a whole ass disaster is not going to make someone just up and forget that said disaster happened and come back to you like nothing is wrong.

@hazzahoz: leave -clapping emoji- him -clapping emoji- alone -clapping emoji-.

@hazzahoz: like literally take your crazy back to the upper east side, get a coffee, and sit on the met steps and think about your life.

[ivarsshieldmadien]

[h-0sborn]

@thebriestark: i'm usually much more of a vague tweet person when i'm in my feelings, but fuck, i miss my fiance. :c

@hazzahoz: @thebriestark oh my god, he just wants to be left alone. let him get his shit together and stop forcing him to be so up your ass when he obviously doesn't want to be.

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: I'm sure it is but just cause it's good, doesn't mean everyone is gonna love it.

Rydel: So rude stop it. She would care.

Rydel: no no it's just a term there will be no cutting of any bitches.

Harry: Omg.

Harry: That's not rude...that's just what I've seen. like...maybe that's part of the issue with her and peter like, she went and changed her entire appearance and then he came back to basically a different person. idk. i feel like that'd fuck me up.

Harry: oh lol.

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: Again i still don't think it's my cup of tea Harry.

Rydel: no!! the only thing i raid of hers is her shoes, that is it!!

Rydel: it's called a cut crease, and you did a really good job at explaining that wtf

Harry: it's really good i swear

Harry: just ask her. she barely even wears makeup anymore. i literally haven't seen anything on her face in like forever. she probably wouldn't care.

Harry: omg. cut like cut a bitch? lmfao.

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: I will say I don't like that show, but it does have it's funny moments.

Rydel: Yes, and I'm not gonna let you raid her makeup

Rydel: omg i guess, cause now it just gonna be a hotter mess than what I was planning but lol

Harry: okay but you haven't watched it from the beginning. you have to watch it all the way through.

Harry: you do it then!

Harry: lol it'll be fine. what she did looks easy...except like...how'd she get the blue on the middle of her eye, then a black eyeliner into red on her eyelid? that's wild.

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: fine fine you still can, though i was about to text ned telling him it's his shot at being youtube famous lol

Rydel: You could, it would give me a creative title, but like you could also try, seeing as red and blue i lack other than red lipstick

Harry: Ned's on my list because he said rick and morty wasn't funny. that's a fucking lie.

Harry: doesn't brie wear colorful shit?

Harry: -link to brie's spider-man inspired look tutorial on YT-

Harry: wait, can we do like two videos in one like "guy friend does my makeup while following a beauty guru tutorial"???

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: -_-

Rydel: ANYWAYS

Rydel: It was gonna be boy SPACE friend does my makeup, but not idk if i want you to now

Harry: LOL

Harry: no, let me do it.

Harry: Can I paint your face like peter's suit?

[h-0sborn]

TEXT: RYDEL ⇄ HARRY

Rydel: OH MY GOD, NO HARRY. WE ARE NOT DOING THAT.

Rydel: plus even if we were I COULDN'T PUT THAT ON YOUTUBE

Harry: damn.

Harry: duh, that's what pornhub is for. ;)