i'm a fuck up

All these bitches out here tryna be a playmate But I wanna be Hugh Hefner

[tanmongeau]

𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩 →𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢

Tana: I woke up at 6pm today, fell back asleep on my way down to the kitchen to get some food, and just woke up on the couch a few minutes ago....still hungry.

Tana: Bring me food. Please?

[tanmongeau]

daddymongoose: best birthday sex ever, and it wasn’t even my birthday 🤭

[tanmongeau]

Text to Brendon: Wish you were here to smoke all of these with me 😘

[tanamariemongeau]

@tanamongeau​: the response to Tana Uncensored has been life changing.. the possibilities of where this can go are endless. stay tuned. 📺 i mean if i’m posting this on IG imagine what’s gonna go on there????? who do u wanna see more of on Tana Uncensored? 📸 i love these pics u should c the ones w my…… 🤤😵

[tanmongeau]

Mass text to: Brendon, David, Ashley, Pete

Come help me finish this blunt 👀💦💨

[anoukmonet]

[tanmongeau]

ponytailgoddess: @daddymongoose It's not like it's hard to find, hon. You only need a few more brain cells and you'd figure that out. And it's not like I'm going to let you speak on mine or my friends character when you have no place in this situation to begin with. You're just a pawn in all of this.

daddymongoose: @ponytailgoddess funny how you know nothing about me, yet you're already judging me. I'm flattered that you're stalking my twitter, but I think it's time to put the phone down and do something more useful with your day, rather than starting twitter beef with someone you've never even met.

[tanmongeau]

ponytailgoddess: None of that would happen if it wasn't done with malicious intent. You know what's also hilarious? People who stir the pot just to piss everyone off. It's pathetic. @teslaguy @daddymongoose

daddymongoose: Know what else is pathetic? The fact that you found my twitter when I don't even follow you @ponytailgoddess.

[tanmongeau]

daddymongoose: Funny how people are so quick to judge these days.

[tanmongeau]

daddymongoose: Miss you more, David! As a matter of fact, I just found your shirt and your hat not too long ago from the last time we hung out #twinning

[tanmongeau]

Mass text sent to David, Ashley, and Brendon: bored and having a photoshoot with some new lingerie. wish you were here 🍆💦

[faeriemades]

Tana Mongeau

like/reblog if using xo

[vlcgsqucd-a]

favorite moments of the vlog squad (  12  /  ∞ )  :  tana blushing over david at the awards !

[xhba]

[hellsyeahhotcelebrities-deactiv]

Tana Mongeau

[tanamariemongeau]

@tanamongeau: let me just tell you i do not look like this right now. 🥴🤒

[tanmongeau]

text → my future wife ✂️

Ashley: You just have to wean off of him a bit. Limit your time with him until it feels normal. I think that's the only way to make it all a little less painful. You got this, girl. You're tough as shit and you're gonna get through it.

Tana: The savage Tana in me wants to come out and just post a bunch of thirst trap pictures on Insta for him to see. Or post makeout pictures to show him what he's missing. So if you wanted to make a sex tape, now's the time for us to do it 🤣