Tanner Children

Liberty Grace: 6 William: 4 and Thaddeus: 3

[philip-hamilton-official]

no one is hurt, everyone is intact?

*Arches a brow slowly* Don't jinx it.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Falls off the refrigerator* *Sits in shock for a minute before starting to howl*

Will: *Guiltily* Uh-oh.

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Ow— What has gotten you in such an energetic mood, hm?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Giggles* I’m three!

[philip-hamilton-official]

Aye? *Picks him up and ruffles his hair* Look how big you've gotten! You're practically taller than Lewis.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: You too! PipPip’s short!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Squints* Bold words from someone's whose birthday cake can be easily stolen.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps in horror then smiles at him* You do that, I steal your papers. 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Not if I steal them first.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps* No-

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Grins* Yes.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Glares at him* You know what I do then...? *Lowers his voice to a whisper* I licks your feet in the middle of the night.

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Grimaces* Thank you, I shall be wearing socks to bed from now on.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Smiles sweetly at him* 

[tanner-children]

*Picks him up* Come here little lawyer! How are you today?

-Papa

Taddy: Good! I scared PipPip! *Giggles*

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Happy Birthday my love *Kiss his temple* You did? How was that?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Hugs onto his neck* Good! He was scared! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

And how do you feel?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Big! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

*Laughs softly* Yes you're big, do you wish see your gift?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Yeah! Cake too?

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Yes! Cake too little lawyer *Kiss his forehead* So cute, we need go to the kitchen

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Hide from PipPip! He says he steal it!

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

He said that? And where is Pippip?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: In the washing machine. *Seriously* 

[tanner-children]

*Picks him up* Come here little lawyer! How are you today?

-Papa

Taddy: Good! I scared PipPip! *Giggles*

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Happy Birthday my love *Kiss his temple* You did? How was that?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Hugs onto his neck* Good! He was scared! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

And how do you feel?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Big! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

*Laughs softly* Yes you're big, do you wish see your gift?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Yeah! Cake too?

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Yes! Cake too little lawyer *Kiss his forehead* So cute, we need go to the kitchen

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Hide from PipPip! He says he steal it!

[tanner-children]

*Picks him up* Come here little lawyer! How are you today?

-Papa

Taddy: Good! I scared PipPip! *Giggles*

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Happy Birthday my love *Kiss his temple* You did? How was that?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Hugs onto his neck* Good! He was scared! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

And how do you feel?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Big! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

*Laughs softly* Yes you're big, do you wish see your gift?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Yeah! Cake too?

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Ow— What has gotten you in such an energetic mood, hm?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Giggles* I’m three!

[philip-hamilton-official]

Aye? *Picks him up and ruffles his hair* Look how big you've gotten! You're practically taller than Lewis.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: You too! PipPip’s short!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Squints* Bold words from someone's whose birthday cake can be easily stolen.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps in horror then smiles at him* You do that, I steal your papers. 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Not if I steal them first.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps* No-

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Grins* Yes.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Glares at him* You know what I do then...? *Lowers his voice to a whisper* I licks your feet in the middle of the night.

[tanner-children]

*Picks him up* Come here little lawyer! How are you today?

-Papa

Taddy: Good! I scared PipPip! *Giggles*

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Happy Birthday my love *Kiss his temple* You did? How was that?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Hugs onto his neck* Good! He was scared! 

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

And how do you feel?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Big! 

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Ow— What has gotten you in such an energetic mood, hm?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Giggles* I’m three!

[philip-hamilton-official]

Aye? *Picks him up and ruffles his hair* Look how big you've gotten! You're practically taller than Lewis.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: You too! PipPip’s short!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Squints* Bold words from someone's whose birthday cake can be easily stolen.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps in horror then smiles at him* You do that, I steal your papers. 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Not if I steal them first.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps* No-

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Ow— What has gotten you in such an energetic mood, hm?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Giggles* I’m three!

[philip-hamilton-official]

Aye? *Picks him up and ruffles his hair* Look how big you've gotten! You're practically taller than Lewis.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: You too! PipPip’s short!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Squints* Bold words from someone's whose birthday cake can be easily stolen.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gasps in horror then smiles at him* You do that, I steal your papers. 

[tanner-children]

*Picks him up* Come here little lawyer! How are you today?

-Papa

Taddy: Good! I scared PipPip! *Giggles*

[alexander-hamilton-2022]

Happy Birthday my love *Kiss his temple* You did? How was that?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Hugs onto his neck* Good! He was scared! 

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Ow— What has gotten you in such an energetic mood, hm?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Giggles* I’m three!

[philip-hamilton-official]

Aye? *Picks him up and ruffles his hair* Look how big you've gotten! You're practically taller than Lewis.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: You too! PipPip’s short!

[tanner-children]

*Picks him up* Come here little lawyer! How are you today?

-Papa

Taddy: Good! I scared PipPip! *Giggles*

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

Ow— What has gotten you in such an energetic mood, hm?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Giggles* I’m three!

[philip-hamilton-official]

PipPip. *Pokes at his face* PipPip!! - Taddy

*Blinks and grimaces lightly* Yes—?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: BOO! *Jumps on his chest* 

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Standing on the chair behind him, sticking googly eyes on the back of his head* - Taddy

What are you— *Pulls them off and turns around* What... are these?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Eyeballs so you can see if Baby Nick’las is being bad. *Sticks another in his hair*

[philip-hamilton-official]

You're getting glue in my hair, Taddy.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: I know! Makes them stay!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Chuckles lightly and takes it out again* I think I shall do well enough without them. Mama seemingly had eyes in the back of her head, and they weren't these, that is for sure. *Shakes his hand when one sticks to him*

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Why not? They jiggle, PipPip!! *Wiggles a googly eye on his finger in Philip’s face* See? You see it jiggle?

[philip-hamilton-official]

Yes. Yes, I do— *blinks and leans away* Have you thought of doing other things with them? Perhaps making sock puppets?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: No-

[philip-hamilton-official]

I'm sure there are better things to dedicate them to, then urging me to shower.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Leans forward and sniffs him* Hmm... You do need shower.

[philip-hamilton-official]

May I remind you which one of us has a law degree?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: It's Papa.

[philip-hamilton-official]

I do too now.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Gently pats his head* Uh-huh. 

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Standing on the chair behind him, sticking googly eyes on the back of his head* - Taddy

What are you— *Pulls them off and turns around* What... are these?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Eyeballs so you can see if Baby Nick’las is being bad. *Sticks another in his hair*

[philip-hamilton-official]

You're getting glue in my hair, Taddy.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: I know! Makes them stay!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Chuckles lightly and takes it out again* I think I shall do well enough without them. Mama seemingly had eyes in the back of her head, and they weren't these, that is for sure. *Shakes his hand when one sticks to him*

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Why not? They jiggle, PipPip!! *Wiggles a googly eye on his finger in Philip’s face* See? You see it jiggle?

[philip-hamilton-official]

Yes. Yes, I do— *blinks and leans away* Have you thought of doing other things with them? Perhaps making sock puppets?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: No-

[philip-hamilton-official]

I'm sure there are better things to dedicate them to, then urging me to shower.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Leans forward and sniffs him* Hmm... You do need shower.

[philip-hamilton-official]

May I remind you which one of us has a law degree?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: It's Papa.

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Standing on the chair behind him, sticking googly eyes on the back of his head* - Taddy

What are you— *Pulls them off and turns around* What... are these?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Eyeballs so you can see if Baby Nick’las is being bad. *Sticks another in his hair*

[philip-hamilton-official]

You're getting glue in my hair, Taddy.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: I know! Makes them stay!

[philip-hamilton-official]

*Chuckles lightly and takes it out again* I think I shall do well enough without them. Mama seemingly had eyes in the back of her head, and they weren't these, that is for sure. *Shakes his hand when one sticks to him*

[tanner-children]

Taddy: Why not? They jiggle, PipPip!! *Wiggles a googly eye on his finger in Philip’s face* See? You see it jiggle?

[philip-hamilton-official]

Yes. Yes, I do— *blinks and leans away* Have you thought of doing other things with them? Perhaps making sock puppets?

[tanner-children]

Taddy: No-

[philip-hamilton-official]

I'm sure there are better things to dedicate them to, then urging me to shower.

[tanner-children]

Taddy: *Leans forward and sniffs him* Hmm... You do need shower.