Taobao Stuff and That

Hi. I’m the admin/mod/creator/master/president/head honcho of this tumblr blog thing or whatever you kids call it I don’t know. I spend way too much time on Taobao. I will share my magical, wonderful Taobao finds with you. Follow me and we’ll have magical, splendid, happy fun times together with whimsy! Pleasurous vigor to be awaiting wholeheartedly! Disclaimer: I can't vouch for the item quality/seller integrity. If you want to purchase, do so at your own risk.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.0.0.PcVePZ&id=19698357662&scm=1007.10039.560.0&pvid=dd6ed074-93ee-40e2-b7c8-6dd75aaf269b

You know I've always wanted a hello kitty toilet paper cozy and a matching dunny seat cozy. Just because I like to surround myself in sugoi kawaii neko-chan desu whenever I'm taking a squat.

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(Link in the top right-hand corner where it says source. :D)

16cm pointy-toed stilettos with no platform. Comfy. If the heel was like 8-10cm I would consider buying these

Also I'm sorry I haven't posted much because chrome has decided to stop translating pages and no matter what I try I can't fix it. So this means taobao is a little tricky. Oh the sads.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.0.0.0ECypC&scm=1007.10011.531.0&id=23837716441&pvid=4fd249af-12f6-4b7a-8809-f2709d378f8c

ZOMG! I want these so bad!!!@@321!! But I can't get them. I promised myself no more shoes until I sell all of the shoes that are too big for me.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.4.q6tSRA&id=26479664646

Want. So much. But not need. Much sads. But so fluffy and sparklejoy.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=35898944281&ali_refid=a3_420434_1006:1104275263:6:%C3%AB%C3%AB:296a3ab6729cb8222013bd6b3658e2b5&ali_trackid=1_296a3ab6729cb8222013bd6b3658e2b5&spm=a230r.1.17.8.weQ8FR

Just in case you didn't figure it out; these are fluffy furry shorty shorts... Yeah... I think I may have reached the end of Taobao.

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Link; http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=36769660913&ali_refid=a3_420434_1006:1103982484:6:%CB%AE%D7%EA:09b8f8253c4126a5e6a7b09a2b3d4184&ali_trackid=1_09b8f8253c4126a5e6a7b09a2b3d4184&spm=a230r.1.17.10.Sdc2cE

It's stuff like this that make me love taobao. When I first saw this I didn't know what it was. But then I discovered it's basically a DIY bling'd out hello kitty flask. It also comes with a version that has pink rhinestonwes. Perfect activity for a rainy day.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.47.CEYysF&id=35241256092

I can't be the only one who just thought of Mr Popo when they just saw these. Especially Mr popo in the abridged series. But the eyes are off. Oh well.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.268.JqpFdX&id=25958600948

So I haven't updated in poodles... Sorry about that my wonderful followers! Anyway, here's a mermaid-glam beaded clutch.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.5.w4002-3749110023.72.7pClyc&id=12573430285

This is possibly the ugliest dress I've seen. I want it and kind of want it as a reception dress if I ever decide to have one. Other than that, there are no words.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1.w4004-1315695466.35.fUISLV&id=17803637004

I don't care of I'm well and truly not a little kid, I need this. ZOMG! SO CUTE SO SQUEE!!!111!1!

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.3.w1017-2669045695.32.wSXwju&id=12431200309&

An iphone case with a massive rhinestone encrusted turd. Classy.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.0.0.yX8gkX&scm=1007.10011.301.0&id=17299090381

These are pretty barbiepunk. I want them.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=35241650685

Hologram unicorn/horsey bag? Yes indeed it is yes! I don't think you'll be able to put much into it, though. But who cares! UNICORN!@@!@!!!11!

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.333.bEGhHK&id=12969188607

So apparently this is a real, genuine leather bag that's been refurbished/upcycled/ponyglam'd. Sadly it's $250 AUD. I'm curious as to who would buy this.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.128.B8lhrX&id=17286454770

It's like punk meets Hello Kitty meets LSD. Or perhaps someone was really bored, had a hot glue gun handy and wanted to make their Jeffery Campbell boots more appealing to drug addicts. Or maybe there's a deeper, artistic meaning to these that I'm simply too dumb and narrow-minded to fathom. These would go perfect with a hoodie covered in gift-shop teddy bears and a pair of galaxy print, ponyglam leggings covered in plastic ponies, pompoms, ribbons and crystals. Totally kawaii ponyglam Harajuku sexy psychiatric-ward chic post-apocalyptic Barbiepunk weeaboo desu.

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.94.eHVB6p&id=36150441091

It's pink fluffy and WANT!11!!

Side note: Google chrome translated the title as '2013 new winter rabbit fur bag bag female circumcision idiot diamond bag'. What. I don't even. Why. Whut. Just wot?

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Link: http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1.w4004-4692520033.23.niiGjh&id=22054631879

I want this necklace. It's affordable so yay! Mine! Soon! Not right now! But within the next month or so! YAy!