Random Things

I've had this Tumblr FOREVER. I don't even know what's on here anymore. Enjoy whatever the hell is here.

[k-eke]

Very happy bears 

[valtsv]

2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop

2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.

[utopians]

I hate true crime I hate it. not true crime in the sense of just like. knowing abt crimes or whatever but this whole True Crime industry where you get these instagram influencer types dressing up in their cute little outfits and doing up their mascara and winged eyeliner for the thumbnail of their youtube video where they talk abt the violent death of a child makes me want to commit a True Crime myself

[bompyy]

Hi sorry I’m going to be obnoxious on this post.

True crime stories are important to be heard and told and they’re not always easy to get an audience on. A creator spreading victims stories while dressing up and putting on makeup is better than letting their stories go untold or forgotten.

Stop letting your misogyny get in the way of a victims story.

[utopians]

Fellas is it misogynistic to say it's tasteless to do fun vlogs about strangers getting raped and murdered for youtube ad money?

[curioscurio]

i'll do it for sam

[bumblebeebats]

I love how Geralt has this ghostly pale hair and yellow eyes and never talks and dresses like he fell into a medieval hot topic and you figure that’s just bc he’s a witcher, but then you met the rest of the witchers who are literally just dudes and you’re like oh. oh, so Geralt’s just Like That

[stinker-bee]

Hi my name is Geralt ‘White Wolf’ of Rivia and I have long ghostly white hair (that’s how I got my name) with grease and mud in it that reaches my upper back and yellow eyes like limpid piss and a lot of people tell me I look like Vesemir (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dandelion but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not human but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witcher, and I belong to a witcher school called School of the Wolf in Kaer Morhen (I’m over 50). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love medieval Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing black half plate armour with a matching belt around it and black leather pants, a black cape and tall black boots. I was wearing my witcher medallion and carrying my swords. I was walking through Blaviken. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of townsfolk stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[beanarie]

[ID: two tweets by @ meakoopa. 1. how come Geralt of Rivia is big as a house and has an ass upon which i could build my church but when we meet the other Witchers they’re just schlubby guys. 2. all the other witchers are giving rumpled athleisure-wear flannel sunday drag brunch but geralt is full head-to-tip folsom fair goth muscle-queen]

[dev-the-dm]

Collection: I Search the Bookcase!

This 3-page collection of ideas for books on your in-game bookshelves should help you figure out what to say when one of your players goes to inspect the mad mage's books. Books are a great way to embed lore into your world and share it with your players. Additionally, some books may have been owned by magical creatures, or a wizard may have left a note or two in the margins, creating a whole new adventure for your players to chase after. Or maybe you'd rather make your own books? These tables will help you decide what it looks like, how it's written and what's so special about your books.

For better, full-page high quality imagery, take a look at the collection "I Search the Bookcase!" at the Homebrewery here!

[drunkengeekpod]

The discussion in the Drunken Geek’s Discord:

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[obfuscobble]

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

[virginiaisforhaters]

chris fleming plays a middle-aged bougie suburban mom so perfectly that finding out that he is only 32 is such a slap in the face. i am shooketh. where did this wisdom come from. who hurt you 

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

a social media platform where everyone is just forced to listen my music library and say nice things about the songs i like

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

car that you’re driving

[letoscrawls]

Completely random comic about the history of Mandalore 👁👄👁

inspired by this 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT’S CANON THO

[catchymemes]

[babyanimalgifs]

Sing with me 

(via)

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

[brucebocchi]

[dilfhershellayton]

so you might say

[dilfhershellayton]

like

[dilfhershellayton]

you might say i could go h

[gahdamnpunk]

[eilooxara]

I am currently dying from Not Enough Pillows