help i cant think of a title

I refuse to make sense or comply to societal standard

[mewdoughs]

i love finding new ways to make people hurt about macaque while plotting fic stuff

[mewdoughs]

just consider for a second:

macaque refusing any sort of funeral while wukongs in the furnace because he refuses the idea that wukongs dead until the celestial realm opens up that furnace and proves it

[predictablemess]

i was looking for a ref for Tripitaka and

i think I missed something

[superkat500]

I mean it is pronounced Trippy-taka so

[predictablemess]

i was looking for a ref for Tripitaka and

i think I missed something

[superkat500]

I love how much time Journey To The West spends convincing you it is a metaphor for the Best Possible Conditions. like if you were:

Born in a country so grand that you personally watched the last existing criminals be executed, a country so accepting of Buddhism that anyone who attacks a monk will have their hands cut off.

And are personally

At least as pure of heart as an original disciple of the Buddha, who’s been reincarnated as a monk 10 times

At least quick witted enough to defeat the armies of heaven, and possibly the Jade Emperor himself

At least as determined as a whole ass dragon

And as long as you possess guts stronger than swine and discipline stronger than the celestial armies,

Than, by the skin of your goddamn teeth, and after years of endless torment and suffering, you can definitely for sure achieve enlightenment

[superkat500]

I need to achieve a higher state of consciousness so I can control how much mucus I make

[superkat500]

A bird just shot itself into my neighbors window and died.

It’s seven in the fucking morning

[superkat500]

I’m in love with the Apple IT guy

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[superkat500]

I think the reason so many Westerners (Americans) struggle with Sun Wukong being the bad guy is that he’s basically every cool aspect of the Native Americans and every cool aspect of the American Revolution rolled into one dude.

[superkat500]

There’s a beautiful land no one knows about, completely untouched by the sins of man. Everyone there spends their time partying and being totally one with nature. They’re drip is phenomenal. They’re incredibly diverse and have reached levels of coexistence that mankind thinks should be reserved for children’s books.

One of them is so incredibly badass that he looks directly up at the distant, rich ruler an ocean away and decides “no, you’ve terrorized -me- my people long enough, I’m going to fucking whoop your ass”

And then he does. Several times. And is given exactly what he wants (basic respect) simply because he’s so annoying that the Biggest Powerhouse in the World doesn’t want to deal with him anymore.

And then he gets imprisoned for 500 years for being too cool.

[thecinnamoncheese]

What do you think happens when Tripitaka gets bitten by a mosquito or something

Like there's gotta be immortal mosquitoes out there is what I'm saying

[superkat500]

Worse yet, if that tiger way at the beginning Had gotten him, would there be an immortal tiger wandering around the Tang country side?

[superkat500]

I need Wukong to get babied I need someone to grab him and go “awwwlookatthelittleboy” and scoop him up. Someone needs to be just barely strong enough to hold him like an angry cat while he looks up into the sky going what did I do to deserve this. Some overpowered child needs to hold him down and braid flowers into his tail. Please please I’m asking so nicely it’d be so funny.

[justalittlebitspecial2]

Me: I can’t believe I’m that obsessed with this stupid show, that I’ve got my phone translating the Japanese version into English incase some super slashy moment hadn’t been translated right in the English dub. Why am I doing this?!

*Gets to the part where Monkey is asking why the hell Pigsy is carrying around a bottle of lube and Pigsy gets embarrassed and tries to dodge the question*

Me: Ah. That’s why

[superkat500]

Why was he carrying around a bottle of lube?

[justalittlebitspecial2]

According to the translation:

Monkey: “Why are you carrying something like that?”

Pigsy: “From… someone.”

“Never mind that. Don’t ask depressing little details.”

[superkat500]

I don’t remember who but someone brought up thinking of Sandy as an Eel yaoguai and ever since then

This

Has been what he looks like in my mind

[superkat500]

Hate asks are so funny

you come into my house and spit in my face and then go “yeah you have all the time in the world to think of a good response to that. No one will know it took you three weeks to think of a comeback it’ll look like it was instantaneous”

[justalittlebitspecial2]

Me: I can’t believe I’m that obsessed with this stupid show, that I’ve got my phone translating the Japanese version into English incase some super slashy moment hadn’t been translated right in the English dub. Why am I doing this?!

*Gets to the part where Monkey is asking why the hell Pigsy is carrying around a bottle of lube and Pigsy gets embarrassed and tries to dodge the question*

Me: Ah. That’s why

[superkat500]

Why was he carrying around a bottle of lube?

[superkat500]

Shaking and crying in the Buddhist monastery while the kindest nun in the world gently explains I need to take my shoes off before entering the temple

[superkat500]

My house is trying to moisturize me