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One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.

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can every fucking guy in my life past present future read this

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Things Stripping Surprisingly Taught Me...

1) Confidence Until I began stripping I was quite shy. I could never start a conversation with someone I didn’t know. Sometimes I was nervous about making phone calls. Now I can talk to just about anyone. I know what conversation starters work well and how to avoid awkward silences.

2) The Value of a Dollar I’ve always been quite good with money but you truely never know the value of $50 until you think about the lapdance you had to give to get it. When you think about how many hours you spent in your dancing shoes to earn your cash you don’t part with it too easily.

3) Communication Skills When talking people into spending their money on you you have to be a good communicator. I have learnt very quickly listening and making good conversation is a huge part of the job. If I had a dollar for everytime someone complimented me saying how “genuine” I was…. well I do have more than a dollar for everytime I’ve been told that. Sometimes at work the last thing I want to do is listen to other people’s problems or their day or week at work, but guys would much rather talk to, and spend money on, a girl they believe is genuinely interested in them and makes them feel special, over a girl who looks amazing but can’t hold a conversation.

4) Body Language Interpretation I feel like this skill might have the most advantage. From the skills I’ve gained as a dancer I can read people very very quickly. I can sense if someone is agressive or shy or nervous or confident or happy or embarrassed in about 2 seconds flat. It is something that has become so instinctual.

5) Dealing with Confrontation In my job as a private party dancer, although I have security who has my back, occassionally I’ll run into agressive (and often drunk) men who can become scary fast. When someone begins to get rude or agressive I know exacty how to deal with it. I know how to be assertive, yet not exacerbate the situation.

6) Self Confidence You will never be everyone’s cup of tea. As Dita says, you can be the most juicy peach in the world and still someone will hate peaches. I still see girls in the industry crumble because a client/customer doesn’t like them as much as another girl. Those girls don’t survive for long. I’ve learnt that one man will love my natural boobs, the next will prefer massive silcone inhanced melons. One man will love short, petite girls the next will lust over Amazonian women. Men have all different tastes. Nothing to do with women - its just their personal preference. Therefore self-confidence and happiness should not be reliant on anyone else’s opinion.

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Basically if you realllly love somebody, you’ll do what’s best for them. Even if it’s not good for you.

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IM NOT A FUCKING OPTION, YOU CANT JUST CHOOSE ME WHEN YOURE LONELY OR WHEN ONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS ARENT GIVING YOU ANY ATTENTION. MY HEART ISNT A FUCKING BOARD GAME, YOU CANT BEGIN AND LEAVE HALF WAY THROUGH BECAUSE YOUVE HAD ENOUGH. MY KINDNESS ISNT SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF, IM SO FUCKING NICE TO YOU AND FORGIVING AND I DO MY BEST TO LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND YOU JUST FUCKING USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. FUCK.YOU. ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT TURN NICE, CARING PEOPLE LIKE ME INTO INSECURE, COLD HEARTED PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING MAKE IT HARD FOR US TO TRUST PEOPLE WITH OUR OPEN SOULS, YOU MAKE US SCARED TO GET CLOSE TO ANYONE, YOU FUCKING BREAK US DOWN BIT BY BIT AND IN THE END ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR FUCKING EGO. FUCK YOU.

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12 Books to Keep Your Feminism Intersectional

by Crystal Paul of Bustle

1. Women, Race, and Class by Angela Y. Davis

This is definitely one of the must-reads for any intersectional feminist. A bit dated at this point, but still important, it takes a look at the very issues of exclusion that have hindered the feminist movement since abolition days.

2. Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Feinberg

Honestly, this will just be one of the best books you’ll ever read. It’s not only an important queer, feminist book, it’s also just a beautifully told story of struggle and love.

3. Woman, Native, Other by Trinh T. Minh-ha

Minh-ha delivers a full-frontal attack against the notion of erasure as a means of unified feminism. She argues for a feminism that fights against oppression of all kinds, because women all over the world face oppression at the hands of different forces and factors. And she attacks everything that “others” everything non-white or non-Western. It’s bold and awesome and a classic of postcolonial feminist theory.

4. Assata by Assata Shakur

Assata is part memoir of the radical awakening of a young black woman in the ‘60s and ‘70s, part personal testimony of a broken, racist justice system. In all its parts it’s a lyrical, addictive read that immerses you in one of the most important eras in the Black liberation struggle. By the end you’ll be outraged, angry, and itching for revolution.

5. Random Family by Adrian LeBlanc

Adrian LeBlanc took a lot of care with this book. Working over 10 years and forming close relationships with the families she writes about, LeBlanc offers up an intimate portrait of the lives of two women in a social class that often goes overlooked or misrepresented in popular U.S. culture and scholarly study. It’s importance is in the deeply personal rather treatment, rather than the almost zoological portrayals that often befall lower economic classes.

6. Sex Workers Unite! A History of the Movement from Stonewall to Slutwalk by Melinda Chateauvert

Sex workers are often cast as unwilling victims. Melinda Chateauvert challenges this portrayal by showing that many sex workers are in fact empowered, legitimate workers and have been powerful agents of social change throughout history. This book will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about sex work.

7. The Sacred Hoop: Recovering the Feminine in American Indian Traditions by Paula Gunn Allen

An oldie but a goodie, The Sacred Hoop is a corrective on the crucial role of indigenous women in history and tribal tradition. It’s not a perfect book, but it’s an important one that asserts the presence of Native American women.

8. This Bridge Called My Back by Cherríe Moraga and Gloria Anzaldúa

This anthology is incredible! It’s got essays, interviews, poetry, and even visual art from women of so many different backgrounds. It’s kind of what intersectional feminism should look like in book form. Or, at least, darn close to it.

9. Women and Gender in Islam by Leila Ahmed

Need to check your assumptions about Islam and the treatment of women in the Middle East? Leila Ahmed’s book is an invitation to do just that. So many stereotypes and assumptions about Muslim women and their treatment under Islam abound, but one can hardly make snap judgements about Islam any more than you can about any other religion. Ahmed dives into the text itself and the history of the Western gaze that has led to misunderstanding about Islam and gender.

10. Gender Trouble by Judith Butler

With Gender Trouble, Judith Butler went straight for bold by questioning the very notion of gender as a part of feminism. If you took a Gender Studies course in college, it was probably on the syllabus. But it’s always worth another look, considering the book was originally written in the ‘90s, when Butler’s straight talk about the complexity of gender and sexuality was pretty ground-breaking. Since then, Butler’s reconsidered some of her ideas in newer books that are also worth picking up.

11. Brick Lane by Monica Ali

Not every book you read has to be a heavy non-fiction read. Actually getting a little fiction into your intersectional diet is a healthy way to dig into perspectives outside of your own on a more personal level. Brick Lane is a look at a young Bangladeshi woman coming of age in the middle of an arranged marriage and thrust into a new culture miles away from home. Whatever perspectives you’re looking to explore, there are so many stories out there that want to be read!

12. On Intersectionality by Kimberlé Crenshaw

Since an intersectional feminist’s work is never done, naturally, you can look forward to a new book on intersectionality straight from the woman herself. Kimberlé Crenshaw’s latest comes out in October this year.

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