traveling interstellar bear thing

flying through the universe, multiverse, parallelverse, bla-bla-bla-verse. you get the deal.

[tardigradething]

o - * ‘ ‘ the universe is finite, its creatures are finite, and everything out there will forever contradict everything we know down here. ‘ ‘ * - o

[the-metal-hedgehog]

(( I had a bit of a health scare a week ago, but I’m doing better now. Just wanted to say for everyone who was rping with me or is planning to. I’ll probably be back this weekend or next week, who knows. For the record I’m not in a mental scare according to this meme, I just saw this on a YouTube scroll and I said haha.

[tardigradething]

—>|\\\ shit. hope you get better :) ❤️‍🩹

[the-metal-hedgehog]

which dad is your favorite, stone or rob

| | DAD? I MEAN, I TOLERATE STONE. | |

[tardigradething]

@official-doctor-robotnik

[gradientam]

When you’re close to me.

[tardigradething]

@official-doctor-robotnik

@official-agent-stones

Come get your child.

[the-metal-hedgehog]

would you kill Santa clause for a bigger built in arm gun?

| | YES. | |

[tardigradething]

[the-metal-hedgehog]

You now have a much softer, synthetic form that's similar to an Organic one, including senses.

Yes, it comes with a mouth. How else are you supposed to be given the ability to bite people?

Please do not abuse your newfound gift of teeth... too much.

“What have you done to me?..”

“What the hell is wrong with my voice????”

“THE FUCK-“

[tardigradething]

Wow, that’s no way to go mets…

@official-doctor-robotnik

A little help here?

[serialdesignationn0101]

*floats in*

Hey, hi, and hello neighbor, I’m here to rob you.

@tardigradething

“Uhm, hello neighbor! I’d…I’d rather not be robbed?”

[tardigradething]

Well, TOO BAD, got any cash on with you? You better or I’ll- uhhh… DESTROY YOUR WORLD, yes, THAT!

[serialdesignationn0101]

“We…we don’t use cash.”

[tardigradething]

Wait. Really? Then what do you use? Credits? Bit-coin?

[serialdesignationn0101]

“We don’t really have a currency, haha…” N chuckled, rubbing his arm nervously.

[tardigradething]

*flops down shamefully*

Then is there ANYTHING worth something around here??

[serialdesignationn0101]

*floats in*

Hey, hi, and hello neighbor, I’m here to rob you.

@tardigradething

“Uhm, hello neighbor! I’d…I’d rather not be robbed?”

[tardigradething]

Well, TOO BAD, got any cash on with you? You better or I’ll- uhhh… DESTROY YOUR WORLD, yes, THAT!

[serialdesignationn0101]

“We…we don’t use cash.”

[tardigradething]

Wait. Really? Then what do you use? Credits? Bit-coin?

[serialdesignationn0101]

*floats in*

Hey, hi, and hello neighbor, I’m here to rob you.

@tardigradething

“Uhm, hello neighbor! I’d…I’d rather not be robbed?”

[tardigradething]

Well, TOO BAD, got any cash on with you? You better or I’ll- uhhh… DESTROY YOUR WORLD, yes, THAT!

[the-metal-hedgehog]

CONTROL ALT DELETE.

@tardigradething

| | WHAT, NO, DONT-

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RESTARTING IN SEVEN SECONDS.

[tardigradething]

Ohhh no, I fucked up, better get outta here!

*floats away*

[wills-prophecies]

*floats in*

Will the Cat I see… I have a question!

@tardigradething

"oh! Hello!!"

*They smile,waving.*

"what do you need? Ask away!"

[tardigradething]

how does your future skills work and how accurate are they?

[wills-prophecies]

"Oh! Well that's simple!"

*They giggle.*

"My tail forms into an eye and I guess it just...transports my eyes and consciousness into a future."

*They think.*

"As for how accurate it is...I suppose it depends on what I'm looking at. If I'm looking at the future of a pebble,it can change between seconds. If I'm looking at the heat death of the universe,it will happen eventually,so all that will change is when it will happen...though,I can never be sure on the exact date of when it will happen- thus I can't change it. But then again...anything can change in the future, especially if you don't think about it."

[tardigradething]

Ooooo… Ok then. Can you predict the weather 5 days later in the town of Carrizo Springs at 5:00 pm?

[wills-prophecies]

"that's uh..very specific,but I'll do it!"

*Their tail formed into an eye,as they closed their eyes and sat down. After a bit,they opened them back and rested their tail.*

"Should be mostly sunny skies that whole day. I predict about 100°F at 5pm."

[tardigradething]

WWHIWGJ(XB’JSXG- That’s so amazing! I know I could just find the weather report on the internet but I don’t have eyes. Anyways, thanks for the far-seeing! I hope we meet again!

*floats away*

[the-metal-hedgehog]

Hey, can I question you on something?

@tardigradething

| | WHAT NOW? | |

[tardigradething]

Ok, you’re supposed to be all rude looking and intimidating right?

[the-metal-hedgehog]

| | YES? ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS. | |

[tardigradething]

Yeah, it won’t be if someone notices this…

⬇️

What’s with your angey face?

*struggling to keep laughter inside*

[the-metal-hedgehog]

| | NO, THATS, THATS PHOTOSHOPPED. THATS AI! | |

[tardigradething]

Nope.

[the-metal-hedgehog]

| | WHATEVER, THAT FEATURE IS NOT IMPORTANT. | |

[tardigradething]

Yeah sure. Anyways. I’m going to ask more people about it. Bye!!

*floats away*

[wills-prophecies]

*floats in*

Will the Cat I see… I have a question!

@tardigradething

"oh! Hello!!"

*They smile,waving.*

"what do you need? Ask away!"

[tardigradething]

how does your future skills work and how accurate are they?

[wills-prophecies]

"Oh! Well that's simple!"

*They giggle.*

"My tail forms into an eye and I guess it just...transports my eyes and consciousness into a future."

*They think.*

"As for how accurate it is...I suppose it depends on what I'm looking at. If I'm looking at the future of a pebble,it can change between seconds. If I'm looking at the heat death of the universe,it will happen eventually,so all that will change is when it will happen...though,I can never be sure on the exact date of when it will happen- thus I can't change it. But then again...anything can change in the future, especially if you don't think about it."

[tardigradething]

Ooooo… Ok then. Can you predict the weather 5 days later in the town of Carrizo Springs at 5:00 pm?

[wills-prophecies]

*floats in*

Will the Cat I see… I have a question!

@tardigradething

"oh! Hello!!"

*They smile,waving.*

"what do you need? Ask away!"

[tardigradething]

how does your future skills work and how accurate are they?

[the-metal-hedgehog]

Hey, can I question you on something?

@tardigradething

| | WHAT NOW? | |

[tardigradething]

Ok, you’re supposed to be all rude looking and intimidating right?

[the-metal-hedgehog]

| | YES? ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS. | |

[tardigradething]

Yeah, it won’t be if someone notices this…

⬇️

What’s with your angey face?

*struggling to keep laughter inside*

[the-metal-hedgehog]

| | NO, THATS, THATS PHOTOSHOPPED. THATS AI! | |

[tardigradething]

Nope.

[the-metal-hedgehog]

Hey, can I question you on something?

@tardigradething

| | WHAT NOW? | |

[tardigradething]

Ok, you’re supposed to be all rude looking and intimidating right?

[the-metal-hedgehog]

| | YES? ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS. | |

[tardigradething]

Yeah, it won’t be if someone notices this…

⬇️

What’s with your angey face?

*struggling to keep laughter inside*

[the-metal-hedgehog]

Hey, can I question you on something?

@tardigradething

| | WHAT NOW? | |

[tardigradething]

Ok, you’re supposed to be all rude looking and intimidating right?