Tardy Piggy

This is an interactive webcomic that originally aired on instagram. Piggy's journey is complete but give it a read and be dazzled by the terrible collective decisions of the insta-verse.

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A sweet little thing wakes cold and nakey.

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Piggy’s ready for adventure! Will you join her?

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A PIGGY SPANKING!

Truly, yours was a marvelous adventure, Piggy. One for the ages. The stuff of LEGEND. But when all is said and done, you're just a filthy truant.

Thanks to all who participated in leading Piggy down this dark and nefarious path. She's going to take a little break to let that rump de-tenderize. But keep your eyes on this space, other big decisions will be needed.

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"I'm quite certain this isn't Herbert Oinker Elementary classroom 2B" says a very miffed looking Mummy.

The sting of Pibble's betrayal is quickly dwarfed by the fear of what comes next...

Comments

brendyn Aw shit!! Pibble the hall monitor sold her out!!! Mama's no fool.

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"Oh delights" says the Ancient Wyrm "a tastey morsel presents itself."

"Relax, Reginald" says a familiar voice from atop the dragon's crown "I have business with this chucklehead."

So familiar... who could it be?

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yee3poI: Dream of Genie's Barbara Eden

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"It's been real, buddy pal, but now you must venture on your lonesome," says Pibble with a smile and a tear.

And venture on Piggy did, deep deep deep into the creepy mysterious cave.

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Finally, just when Piggy's trotters could trot no more, Pibble said "Here we are!" and pointed toward a cave shaped like a truly horrifying and disgusting beast.

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They climbed to the tippity-top of Mount Bippity Bop...

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They hacked the mainframe at Cyber Corp headquarters...

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They lugged a Heavy Footed Good for Nuthin'...

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They jumped Lake Hot-Hotta-Hottie on their shiny green mini bike...

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They tortoised across the Waterless Wastes...

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And so Piggy and Pibble ventured forth to meet this mysterious "someone".

They sailed the Sloppy Sea...

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Piggy waves goodbye, leaving her friends to their silly swamp shenanigans.

Piggy has left the party.

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Piggy's fave anime is finally back with new eps. Dust off that 3D maneuver gear...

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Piggy STRIKES! But the blade is gone.

"It is not your time, child," says Pibble. "Come. There is someone you must meet."

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Taking candy from strangers, scooting unhelmeted, and now this defeat at the hands of Granny and the Kitty Krew, today's walk to school has been a shameful one...

Piggy points her tanto toward her belly, hoping to preserve what little honor still remains with one swift strike.

What will Piggy do? Hm? Is this what you want?? YOU MONSTERS????

Comments

nah270noooooo: don't do it piggy! maybe she's worth it, fight on

rumpus.hollywood: This got dark fast. I like it

rachelfrancesshaw: I can't watch 🙈

rachelfrancesshaw: To be clear: DONT DO IT PIGGY! you have so much to live for!!!!

brendyn: Hahaha! Do it Piggy. You have skipped school and lost the fight. You have no honor anymore

pyotrharrah: Octobeast special attack? 🔼🔼🔽�