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can the Blue Jays please just have a normal game

#grunge watches the blue jays #do other teams have to put up with these sorts of shenanigans and hijinks? because jesus christ what even is this season #had i known this is what becoming a blue jays fan would entail i don't know if i would have signed up #meme stolen from r/torontobluejays but this is exactly the meme i had in mind when i made the op

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how concerned should I be that it's 11:00, the progress bar indicates the game is still live, and I'm watching the top of the 9th just starting at 9:15

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nevermind. just as I hit post, Sportsnet did it's little Game Over buffer and now there's just a couple minutes left

thank god. the only people who need extra innings tonight even less than the blue jays themselves are the fans

#grunge watches the blue jays

how concerned should I be that it's 11:00, the progress bar indicates the game is still live, and I'm watching the top of the 9th just starting at 9:15

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can the Blue Jays please just have a normal game

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thank you Max for explaining it to Hazel so that Hazel could explain it to us. I still don't understand but thanks all the same.

#grunge watches the blue jays

can the Blue Jays please just have a normal game

#grunge watches the blue jays #this is the kind of shit i expected to happen last night when i saw the 4 hr 40min run time on the replay #the commentators have no idea what's going on which is somewhat comforting bc i'm so confused #and their explanations about tagging up & trap vs fly isn't making it clearer #glad scherzer seems to understand what happened & is explaining it to his teammates. can he explain it to us too?

these pinterest recommended boards are going to do me in. I've finally embraced a centre part because apparently the millennial side part is uncool and now I'm getting "side part hairstyles" as a recommended board.

#to be clear this is a joke complaint #but the centre part/side part struggle is so fucking real

milf--adjacent

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

#i'm still not convinced mr beast is a real person #every picture i see of him looks like ai-generated with soulless dead eyes and creepy af smile #sometimes i feel like we're being goncharoved about mr beast's existence

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the universe really hates me. opened sportsnet expecting to watch a replay of a game that started at 1:30 (it's 6pm) and it's still listed as live.

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had to pause for a bit to go do a thing and it says I'm 40 minutes in with 4 hours remaining

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2 hours 10 minutes in, top of the 8th. still 2 hours 30 minutes remaining

what the fuck is about to happen

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bottom of the 12th. still 1hr 15min remaining. oh god.

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oh thank god. 12 innings. 3 hours 35 minutes.

the remaining hour is just the next episode of The Blue Jays Way.

I think I just felt my soul return to my body.

#grunge watches the blue jays #they didn't include the last episode of the blue jays way in the replay of last sunday's game so i wasn't expecting it to be included today #the end result doesn't even matter i just did not have it in me to watch another 18 inning game today #but i *was* planning to watch the blue jays way after the game anyway

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the universe really hates me. opened sportsnet expecting to watch a replay of a game that started at 1:30 (it's 6pm) and it's still listed as live.

grunge-mermaid

had to pause for a bit to go do a thing and it says I'm 40 minutes in with 4 hours remaining

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2 hours 10 minutes in, top of the 8th. still 2 hours 30 minutes remaining

what the fuck is about to happen

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bottom of the 12th. still 1hr 15min remaining. oh god.

#grunge watches the blue jays

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the universe really hates me. opened sportsnet expecting to watch a replay of a game that started at 1:30 (it's 6pm) and it's still listed as live.

grunge-mermaid

had to pause for a bit to go do a thing and it says I'm 40 minutes in with 4 hours remaining

grunge-mermaid

2 hours 10 minutes in, top of the 8th. still 2 hours 30 minutes remaining

what the fuck is about to happen

#grunge watches the blue jays

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the universe really hates me. opened sportsnet expecting to watch a replay of a game that started at 1:30 (it's 6pm) and it's still listed as live.

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had to pause for a bit to go do a thing and it says I'm 40 minutes in with 4 hours remaining

#grunge watches the blue jays #that *shouldn't* include the pregame bc that was 30 minutes & I'm in the bottom of the 3rd #so. uh.#not entirely sure how long last night's game was. 3 hours something maybe?#and that 18 inning world series game was like 6 hours #so 4 hours 40 minutes is somewhere between 11 and 18 innings #unless they just have a few really long innings #or Something Happened for a mid-game delay #idk guess i'll find out #sometime around midnight

the universe really hates me. opened sportsnet expecting to watch a replay of a game that started at 1:30 (it's 6pm) and it's still listed as live.

#grunge watches the blue jays #they're in the thick of 30 games in 31 days can they please be spared any more extra innings

People really out here shitting in the water at the beach

#so glad I decided not to wear contacts #(except for the fact that I lost my clip on sunglasses)#because if I had I’d definitely be getting an eye infection #at least now my only concerns are cholera and dysentery #and not going blind from a bacterial infection #the universe just hates me today #and on top of all that my spf50 australian sunscreen turned out to be shit #guess who’s sunburnt after only an hour at the beach after slathering on so much sunscreen it left a white cast

just saw a news clip from CTV of a car doing a u-turn on the Gordie Howe bridge and they said that if you find yourself on the bridge by accident, just continue to the US checkpoint and explain the situation and answer their questions before returning to Canada

and the whole comment section is unsurprisingly "fuck that, pull the u-turn. better to answer CBSA's awkward questions than be detained in the US"

can't agree more

#getting on the bridge by accident was bound to happen #who hasn't gotten off the wrong exit on a highway?#i've never found myself accidentally in another country #but i HAVE frequently found myself accidentally in another province (gfy King Eddy Ave)#and i get why cbsa has to say to not pull a u-turn at a border crossing but they're fools if they think any canadian will listen #especially if they're there by accident and don't have their passports #it's a stupid and potentially dangerous driving move but this is like the ONE TIME i'm going to side with the “bad” driver #and besides. the traffic on the bridge was pretty sparse and the driver completed the manoeuvre safely without impeding other cars #the least dangerous u-turn i've seen someone do

I need one or both of my parents to be assessed for adhd because the time blindness is un-fucking-real

it's beach day. they're driving in from my sister's house 1hr 20min away to pick me up at our house. they were supposed to be picking me up at "around 10:30" which in this house means "anytime between 10:15 and 11:00"

it's 10:20. they haven't even left my sister's house yet

#there are several other reasons they need to be assessed but this is my biggest issue atm #they did this at my convocation too #we agreed on the time that we needed to leave the hotel by before even leaving the province. confirmed ETD night before #morning of: I'm in the lobby 5min before ETD. they're JUST getting their breakfast & aren't even dressed yet #I also spent months prior to the trip reminding my mom to book the hotels as early as possible or there won't be any rooms left #(big school; lots of out of province students)#by the time my mom actually got around to booking the hotels the only one left was the fancy expensive one downtown #so instead of getting something affordable and convenient we ended up with a hotel stay that cost more than a year's tuition #the whole 3-day trip cost more than my tuition for the whole fucking 3-year degree #(for context tuition for a full year for a full-time student was $2550)#(we're not out here dropping 5 figures on a 3-day trip to the east coast.)

The problem with watching anything with Ryan Gosling in it is that I’m inevitably kept up all night with the Breaker High theme song stuck in my head. No exceptions.

#sorry Ryan you will always be Sean Hanson and/or Young Hercules to me

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