People who act like Middle Earth would be such a great place to live are apparently not aware that that entire world circa Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit is in fact post-apocalyptic
Observe, this supposedly idyllic fantasy world consists of:
- crumbling eleven settlements - shrinking kingdoms of Men - governments and kings either absent or hilariously under equipped to face the evils of the world - all but a handful of the ancient dwarven settlements are in the hands of orcs OR WORSE - Thorin and Co. could barely take one step off the road before being nearly EATEN BY TROLLS (OR WORSE) because there’s absolutely NO safety or rule of law whatsoever - Gandalf basically hangs out in the Shire because it’s the ONLY PEACEFUL PLACE LEFT THAT ISNT’T INSIDE A MOUNTAIN, GIVEN UNNATURAL LIFE BY THE ELVEN RINGS, OR BEHIND GODDAMN FORTRESS WALLS - did I mention half of the CONTINENT was swallowed by the sea during the War of Wrath? Along with about HALF of the major cities? - Numenor, major homeland of Men, was also SWALLOWED BY THE SEA - there used to be a ton more sentient races - and most of them are either lost (entwives), leaving (elves), slowly dying out (dwarves), genocided or something who the heck knows (orcs/goblins/wargs) or destined to vanish completely within the next age (hobbits) - seriously, this world is a vaguely-feudal wasteland of shit that doesn’t work or is downright vanished, the fact that hobbits exist at all is a goddamn miracle, because literally EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE TREES is trying to kill you or has already been destroyed
In short, I dunno what GRRM was smoking when he said when he died he wants to go to Middle Earth, but I hope he’s prepared to spend his time there RUNNING FOR HIS DAMN LIFE
Middle-Earth is fantasy’s Australia?
You could even say it’s fantasy’s… New Zealand?















