"Hate me, but do it honestly" @tartimaar-bloggeth - Tumblr Blog

I've noticed a pretty big influx of attention on my blog, I'm glad you guys like what I've posted!!

I do need to make one thing clear though

This is an 18+ only space.

A lot of the media i make stuff for isn't suitable for minors in any sense. I ask that you make sure you have an age visible in your bio before follow or else I will be blocking people!!

DNI list under the cut

#no minors please #not suitable for minors #tart talks #dni post

Down by the sea.

#tart arts #dallas evans #not my oc #ship art #Mystēk #m:bog #mystborne #myst au

So sometimes Drawing is hard. Angles are hard.

And what do we do here when angles are hard?

Microwave that motherfucker

#tart arts #Mystēk #dallas evans #mystborne #shitposts

A fun little thing I made for a friend! Dallas and Delphine went on a date at the mall and he felt like sharing it for once, isn't he thoughtful?

Oc Credits under the cut!!

#tart arts #dallas evans #mystborne #non canon

spectraltremors

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Summary: Okay, maybe interrupting the blow job you were getting wasn’t a smart thing to do, but you feel like it might have been worth it.

Warnings: Blow job (short lived but still), soul play, swearing (obviously), moans

After what seems like ages- a new audio! While this isn’t quite revenge, it’s kind of close to it?

DJ Blook: Me Audio Engineer: @mttloveshisadoringfans

A rather different drawing from me. I wanted to try out some new techniques using some supplies I found lying around. Never thought to color after I shade

Curiouser and curiouser...

#tart arts #traditional sketch #traditional art

trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

darkerberri

"Afternoon Nap"

So, no calendar this month. I took too long ಥ_ಥ

(ﾉ*ФωФ)ﾉ I got distracted making custom main menus for my Sims game

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Finally remade this Bastard's reference sheet.

Meet Dallas! The most annoying bastard this side of the country.

I'll probably make more notes about him later but I've had him up on UnVale and Toyhouse for a bit now lol

#tart arts #dallas evans #mystborne #demigod oc

darkwood-hollows

hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

yaoiboypussy

Those cis women who are only ‘inclusive’ to trans men when it comes to hating them are the worst. They say “I hate all men - and yes that includes trans men 💖✨ they are still men💖✨.” but then throw a fit when they are asked to stop calling menstrual products feminine products and to include trans men in their reproductive care activism….

yaoiboypussy

“Are you trying to say women can’t complain about men anymore?!”

You know sometimes this website makes me feel like I’m the smartest person on earth because how the hell did you get that from this post.

eggyolkperona3000

Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

Master Document

xenonsense

[ID: Tweet by Nanu's eyebrows 🇹🇹❤️🔱… @ Seaweedlagoon which reads: "I'd appreciate if you guys would spread around my master document that not only contains support for Palestine but other countries as well, I'm updating it with resources for Puerto Rico, Lebanon and Trinidad and Tobago tomorrow!" With a link to the above doc/End ID]

luckyclovernb

✨💗 Funshine Jill! 💗✨

mono-garmr

Saw an Is*eal blog try to claim sylveon so I'm claiming her back.

Sylveon is for a free Palestine!

There are some resources below!!

If you are a UK citizen please check out before the 21st -

Ask your MP to vote for a ceasefire | Oxfam GB

Don't forget your daily click!

Help the Palestinian People with a Click | arab.org

If you can, please donate! (There are many other charities and gofundmes but these are the ones I'm most familiar with) (Also if you can't donate please spread them around anyway)

Islamic Relief UK - A Muslim charity guided by Islamic values (islamic-relief.org.uk)

twitter.com/GazaDirectAid

Care For Gaza (@CareForGaza) / X (twitter.com)

They are also always in need of esims! eSims For Gaza (gazaesims.com)

Fundraiser by Yosef Kassab : Help my family to evacuate from Gaza to Egypt. (gofundme.com)

Fundraiser for Mohammedsharif Alghusain by Fady Abdallah : Rebuilding Hope: Support a Family in Gaza (gofundme.com)

Fundraiser for Nisreen Shaheen by Judy Shahin : Support my family in Gaza (gofundme.com)

Fundraiser by Umm Hamzah : Tamer, Misbah and their family need our help! (gofundme.com)

Don't forget to keep boycotting! - Get Involved | BDS Movement

If you are a UK citizen, here's a link to email your MP - EMAIL YOUR MP: The UK has a Responsibility to Protect Palestinians against atrocities in Gaza - Medical Aid for Palestinians (map.org.uk)

If anything I have in this post is incorrect please let me know and I'll remove it.

Continue to demand a ceasefire and free Palestine.

phantomrose96

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

phantomrose96

Cant have shit

phantomrose96

Okay so door saga

The only way into my building is through the front door which locks itself when closed. There's a back entrance but it's deadbolted from the inside. This means the only people who can get into the building are me, my cat sitter with the spare keys, and the people living in the other two units.

The door to MY unit now... has no doorknob. Impossible to get in.

There is a shared BACK hallway that leads to the shared basement/back entrance. My back door into this hall is always deadbolted. EXCEPT, fortuitously, right now, since neighbor (Molly) in unit 2 had heard Patches meowing when alone and offered to spend some time with her, so I had the cat sitter unlock the bolt.

This, LUCKILY, means there is A Way into my unit. But it requires getting into the building, then going THROUGH my neighbors' unit into the back hall, then up to my unit.

Cat sitter is effectively locked out from Patches, and won't be able to get in if not fixed by the next day.

Text neighbor about predicament. They're willing to look at my door bUT (it's Christmas) they're not home and not getting home until the next day.

Next day, text for an update but hear nothing. (Neighbors aren't attached to their phones much). Communicate with catsitter saying "okay if I don't hear back from neighbors, maybe you go over and I contact a locksmith who you can let in?" (since cat sitter has the keys to the building)

Catsitter is very not keen on the idea

Patches is unaware she's a prisoner.

Hear back from neighbors. Say they should be home around 5pm.

Okay... Good Enough... (Patches graze-feeds so Luckily she hasn't missed any meals but we're going on 24 hours of house arrest Patches).

6pm comes. 7pm comes. 7:40pm I text asking for an update. Nothing.

8:30pm I'm figuring out what friends I can call to break into my own house. Text neighbor again and notice this text doesn't go through.

Text neighbor's partner being like "hey sorry, can't seem to reach Molly--". Get a text back "Sorry this is Molly on David's phone! My phone died." Family Christmas plans ran late but they're on their way back and will be home soon. Thank goodness.

9pm-ish, they get back, give Patches attention and top up her food. I get a text "David fixed your door!" Woo!

Friday 5pm I finally get home

Lugging my suitcase up three flights of stairs while I hear Patches meowing like a dying Victorian child

Shoes off coat off suitcase down fish out keys unlock door grab doorknob

...Doorknob falls off

Falls off right into my hands

Staring at doorknob. Staring at door. Patches meowing. Shove doorknob against door like an idiot and no it does not go back on.

Fucking

Go down flight of stairs, knock on Molly and David's door. David is luckily home. "My doorknob fell off again can I go home"

David lets me in. I scoot past their dogs and apparently I startled the more nervous one since she apparently tried to nip at me but I didn't even notice because I'm like my cat.

Get in through the back hall.

Patches comes bounding over.

My cat.

Doesn't even know she was a prisoner.

Doesn't even know what a doorknob is.

Later that night receive a text from neighbor apologizing for the dog and I'm like "I Did Not Even Notice."

Any attempt to leave my house now is perilous until I fix the doorknob.

Can't even leave my door cracked open because I know Patches is gonna shove her stupid little face through it and become the opposite of a prisoner.

I wanna go buy a reeces peanut butter cup but by god it's not worth the risk

I'm gonna try to fix the doorknob

Or... buy? a new doorknob?

On Amazon searching "doorknob".

Merry Christmas

phantomrose96

You are completely right because I have now investigated the knob and can confirm the screw holding the knob to bar was loose. I have tightened the screw and it SEEMS fixed but I’m very Fool Me Once on this since my neighbor also thought they’d fixed it.

There is a Home Depot trip in my future. Or maybe an online purchase if Patches would get off my laptop

phantomrose96

Merry Christmas I hope I know how to install a doorknob

phantomrose96

Complication. Doorknob is here and I tried to install it, but because my door is older than God, the latch-majig (technical term) is offset like an inch higher than the knob. Modern doorknob has the latch LEVEL with the knob.

To swap in the new knob I'd need to cut a new knob-hole an inch higher in the door which

With what tools

That would leave an unused gaping doorknob-sized hole in my door which any robber the size of a weasel or smaller will use to rob my home. I don't need fucking Redwall in my home.

Probably bad for the integrity of the door

I don't wanna.

I think what I really want is just the knob like above tags said. Like the knob and the rectangular bar, which I can substitute in for my stripped-bare knob and rectangle bar. I WOULD do this with the new knob, but it's got two welded-on spokes poking out from the knob.

I can maybe drill two holes for the spokes in my door...?

(Squinting at shitty amazon listings trying to see if any knobs don't have the two spokes)

(I think the two spokes might be standard.)

Developing new respect for Jesus (carpenter).

In the meantime, because I'd already unscrewed a lot of things I DID take the genius action of flipping my current doorknob around.

This way the side that causes problems is on the INSIDE.

Doorknob fall of while INSIDE house significantly better than doorknob fall off while OUTSIDE.

I'm retightening all the screws.

Patches has offered no solutions.

phantomrose96

So it does!

Never heard the term "spindle doorknob" before so I never would have found this on my own.

They're also all labeled "vintage" which extra feels right since my door predates the Cambrian Explosion.

Crowdsourcing my door fix on Tumblr dot com! Doorknob 2.0 is ordered.

phantomrose96

At least 4,000 but we still got time

phantomrose96

New doorknob should get here tomorrow, but in the meantime things in the notes of this post:

Several dozen stories of other people getting locked in/out of bathrooms/basements/classrooms/bedrooms/buildings. Extra shout out to the person whose classmate managed to do this twice, in rapid4reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesdweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Patches is on my keyboard

whose classmate managed to do this twice, in rapid succession, to both sides of a classroom door after being saved the first time.

Several people taking this as a sign to go tighten their doorknob screws, including someone whose knob fell off in their hands while doing this

10 or so people reading the "can't have shit in Detroit" meme to mean I live in Detroit. Sorry to confess I'm a fake Detroitite. Doxxing myself by 0.00001% more by informing the world I live in not-Detroit.

Many many people wondering why I'm not pestering my landlord about this. Truth is my landlord is way too sexy, cool, fashionable, smart, pretty, funny, and popular on Tumblr to it's me. It's me. I'm me I'm my landlord. It's my condo. Including, with immense regret, every single doorknob inside.

3 separate professional locksmiths who have reached out offering advice, which is very cool. I have burst into a virtual hardware store clutching my shit doorknob and fainted, only to be caught by three very strong and cool locksmiths rushing to my aid.

Person with a story of dogsitting a friend's Tibetan Mastiff who managed to knock the entire backdoor down. Taking inspiration from this to train Patches in battering-ram techniques, should she ever get locked inside again.

phantomrose96