If you thought that my human Harlequin was extra here comes extra personified
Oooh boy he gave me as much trouble as his redesign for my regular line up so I guess he stays in character lmao
I knew that I wanted Jester to have LONG luscious curled locks that he probably colors with wax (cares too much about integrity of his hair to bleach it), clothing that doesn’t attach to Eurocentric/modern styles too much, VERY deep dark skin that looks gorgeous with all the royal purples and golds he adorns himself with and most importantly fairly androgynous appearance despite having very masculine features (like his beared, strong jawline, six pack, etc)
And ugh I gotta draw his locks in twists sometime probably does them at around same time when Harlequin gets his cornrows done (Harley and Jester potentially doing each others hair??)
Also for the love of god please nobody ever get sternum piercings he only has them cause I really wanted him to have risky body piercings (yes he would also absolutely have piercings on his dick thats a given)
Apologies for the wait! It's finally ready, part one of the UCV lore masterpost! Wait, part 1? Yeah, originally this post was a single thing, but it was so big Tumblr wouldn't let me update it! So... I had to split it in two! I know... messy, but it's the best I can do to make it actually possible for me to keep this updated with any future contributions!
Link to part 2 is at the bottom of this!
Part 1 contains info on: The Island and its inhabitants
All of the info here has been gathered through Tumblr and Twitter posts!
Now, without further ado, lets get into it!
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🫀 Section 1. The Island
The Uncanny Valley is described as a perpetually moving island with a surface area of 1'500 square miles (slightly smaller than Rhode Island). Due to its mysterious nature, however, it's not really visible to anyone who doesn't live in it, making this place near impossible to locate or observe.
Although normally it moves around in the ocean, on rare occasions it can happen to also intersect with other land masses, making it accessible to humans as well.
"The Uncanny Valley is not on any map, but if you're meant to find it, you'll end up there."
Living in the valley is a very "YOU ARE HERE NOW" experience, and you'll learn to live with what's on the island.
If the island is near land, someone could probably leave, but they'll most likely suffer from boat vertigo for the rest of thir lives.
It really screws perception and balance up, causing dizziness and nausea when off the island.
Most people, however, won't even want to leave after they've lived there for a while. It's not a bad place to be, but it can be quite dangerous for the ones who don't know what to look out for.
Most of the Island's inhabitants are unaware of all its secrets and workings, but what's for certain is that this territory is somehow trying to imitate the real world's feeling with variable success, from odd foods and humanoid fuzzballs, to structures that are actual living organisms.
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🫀 Section 2. The Inhabitants
Speaking of the wide variety of species that live in the Uncanny Valley, lets see all the ones that have been revealed so far! There's actually a lot of lore about them that never made it into the games.
It might change eventually, but for now, I'm treating all of this as canon.
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Regular Guys
Starting with John Doe's species: Regular Guys!
"Their actual name is not pronoucable, but the Valley calls them this way."
These lil fuzz balls are considered pests in the Uncanny Valley, but where do they come from? Well, the Mother Ball of course!
(Art by MortisFox)
Nobody knows how old the Mother Ball actually is, they've been living in the Valley for ages, to the point where nobody remembers where it quite came from either! But Regular Guys keep separating from it, and that's a problem for the other inhabitants.
It is technically possible for another Regular Guy to grow big enough to become another Mother Ball themselves, but the phenomenon has never been observed.
Anatomy
Upon separating from the Mother Ball, Regular Guys look like large clumps of hair with a single eye, they are also known as "Hairballs" in this state.
Their brain is protected by the Regular Guy's tongue, and their mouth is equipped with several rows of teeth similar to a lamprey.
(Art by MortisFox)
Regular Guys who choose to become part of society usually build their humanoid bodies out of clay and other materials, with varying degrees of success. This body often moves cartoonishly, and has a rubbery feel to it.
(Art by Bileshroom & MortisFox)
Regular Guys can't exactly reproduce, but when one has enough mass, it is possible for a piece of it to get separated and form its own consciousness after 24 hours. It can be compared to mitosis.
It should also be noted that Regular guys don't have a specific gender, and they can instead change it at will on their humanoid body, if they so wish.
Finally, a Regular Guy can technically live forever as long as they can find enough material to keep growing, similarly to lobsters.
Abilities
Aside from being able to eat pretty much anything, Regular Guys can also use their hair as small tendrils, in order to sneak into someone's pores and into their brains, altering how the victim perceives reality and how they react to it.
This action is considered illegal in the Valley, and can warrant extermination.
Regular Guys are also known to infest REALTORs as well, which can be deadly for the REALTOR.
In Society
Hairballs that refuse to become part of the community are considered pests due to their diet consisting of inorganic materials. If a place is left abandoned for long enough, it can become infested with them.
There's a pest control unit tasked with taking care of these infestations. They will pry the Regular Guys off surfaces with specially-made grabbers, toss them into a bag and either incinerate them or bring them back to the Mother Ball for Culling.
There are, however, people who LIKE Hairballs and will keep them for cleanup or as pets.
"They're sentient and able to take orders, but also sometimes are just jerks and won't listen. They're all unique!"
Regular Guys who want to be "people" are assigned jobs that suit their skills, and the vast majority of them have a humanoid body, as existing as a Hairball can be dangerous for them due to mixups.
Most of the Regular Guys that have integrated into society are a lot more normal compared to Hairballs, though they can still have some quirks.
It is possible for a human to marry a Regular Guy.
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REALTORs
Moving on to the species of Maison and Heim: REALTORs!
Yes, the official way of writing their name is in all caps!
"It symbolizes a need to get it across, since it's technically a lie! Imagine emphasizing something you aren't"
Against all odds, these guys are actually classified as carnivore plants, with their real body being the house, and the lure being the humanoid figure who's trying to sell said house.
(Art by MortisFox)
They're a species spread all over the Valley, from its center to the edges.
Anatomy
Since REALTORs are plants, their starting form is similar to a seed or a bulb, that needs to be planted in the earth to grow big and healthy! Every REALTOR has it hardwired in their instincts to plant their offspring properly.
(Art by MortisFox)
Once the seed has been planted, it will grow into a house, the process mimicking the stages of a house being built.
First the support beams, then the shingles and so on. The lure sprouts last, like a flower, and once it has, their base appearance doesn't change or visibly age. It should be noted that the lure's appearance isn't linked to the REALTOR's sex, which is instead determined by the presence (Male) or absence (female) of a chimney.
REALTORs can also have multiple chimneys.
Once the REALTOR has fully grown, this is what they look like on the outside.
(Art by Bileshroom)
The insides, however... are a proper organism.
(Art by Bileshroom)
And the lure is nothing more then a wooden puppet used to hunt prey.
(Art by Bileshroom)
As for how REALTORs reproduce, it's not too dissimilar from how plants do, with the male REALTOR visiting a female REALTOR to pollinate them.
Afterwards, the female will have a seed, that they can then plant in a free space, where a new REALTOR will grow.
(Art by MortisFox)
The new REALTOR's genotype will be determined by the parent with the more dominant genes, whose likeness will be shown as a pin on the REALTOR's lure.
Although REALTORs can detect whether another is genetically similar to them or not, they do not recognize familial bonds, and might even attack their parent if they feel threatened.
With them being plants, they can potentially live for centuries, and at the end of their life cycle, they would fossilize.
Abilities
REALTORs are designed to eat large amounts of raw meat. They're capable of eating other kinds of food, but it's not really good for them.
Their preferred prey is humans, since they can be fooled by their humanoid lure.
They can also produce business cards out of their vest's pocket, which are organic and will deteriorate over time.
They are capable of feeling everything inside their house body, making it impossible for prey to hide once they enter. This also means they can feel pain if their walls or floors are damaged with sharp objects.
REALTOR bodies are massive, so healing from most injuries is possible. They can even regrow their lure if it gets cut off from its cord, even though it'll regrow with deformities.
Unfortunately, regrowing a lure takes a long time, and most REALTORs will go hungry before they can complete the process and will die.
It should be noted that REALTORs eat and digest prey through the walls of their house body. The lure itself can't eat or drink.
In Society
Given their nature as huge carnivores, regulations were put in place to limit the amount of prey REALTORs are allowed to eat per month.
This amount usually isn't nearly enough to keep them properly fed, so a lot of REALTORs in the Valley are malnourished.
Just like the exterminators that control Regular Guy population, there's a service in place to keep REALTOR overpopulation at bay known as Weeding, though it's rather inhumane.
If a REALTOR happens to grow on a plot of land designated for another structure, they would get weeded out.
To further protect other inhabitants of the Valley, a phone line known as the Apartment Hunters has been established. This is the proper way to find housing on the island, without falling for a REALTOR's ruse.
It is, of course, possible for REALTORs to have an actual job, and a more socially accepted life, but hunting is hardwired in their brains.
It is possible for a human to marry a REALTOR
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Malls
Malls are large living organisms made of other, smaller structures: Stores.
Unlike REALTORs, Malls are completely safe, as they feed off energy instead of meat, though they still possess a sort of luring system.
They can latch onto power cords and transfer a commercial to the Valley, showing the Mall's name and their various Stores.
The articles sold inside a Mall would be poor imitations of what a real-world mall sells, bootleg and distorted merch, that is in no way official.
The energy created by customers inside the Stores would then go on to be shared with the entire organism.
(Art by MortisFox, found by @m1auwq)
If a Mall doesn't get enough customers, it can die.
A dying mall will struggle to broadcast its commercials, which will be full of static and jump in points.
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Ice Cream Men
Not much is known about this species, but their intelligence is on-par with a human's. They can hold conversations, sell things and do anything that their bodies permit.
The windows are decorative and their bones and organs are stored inside.
(Art by Bileshroom)
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The Sources!
If you'd like to read all the screenshots where I gathered this information from, I made a Google Drive with all the sources!
I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.
Organized!Yandere gets off on how careless you, Messy!Ready are while at the same time is desperate to control you. Every time you manage to slip away into the chaos it only turns him on more. Till he realizes he can only control you when he’s fucking your brains out. And he uses it to his utmost advantage.
Organized!Yandere has never once loved someone as much as he loved you, his Messy!Reader. While he always thought he’d need someone like him to keep him sane, he’s found insanity yo be quite a refreshing feeling.
While he plans down his days to a T, even scheduling off time to fuck you, every time that he calls for you, you simply come on right over. No matter what time it’s like you drop everything for this. He just has to ask while throwing your leg over his shoulder, squeezing the flesh of your thigh, and feeding his dick right into your tight silken core without hesitation. Bottoming out with a hard wet plap.
“What were you doing before hah! coming here?”
Organized!Yandere moans wantonly, eyes rolling back as he picks up pace when you tell him you left a business meeting early. Made up some excuse and left mere minutes after ending the phone call with him. Possessive satisfaction thrums through his veins. You chose to be with him, throwing away your plans for him.
He asks what plans you have for the rest of the day, wondering if you plan to go back to work. But when you say simply say ‘nothing much’ his hips buck and he nearly paints you with his seed early. Fuck, you were so unhinged. A dark part of him ached— longed— to control you. To keep you pretty under his thumb where he could admire you and always know where you are.
His hand slips between your sweat-soaked bodies and he rubs you toward completion. Controlling your orgasm down to the very last second. When he utters a choked, ‘Cum, ffffuuckin’ cum now— mmph,’ your body listens.
You clamp down tight around his cock as if begging for him control. He’s sure of it. The thought sends him right over the edge with you, filling you up with his hot seed to the point your belly distends with the hefty amount inside of you.
Organized!Yandere tries to do just that not long after. Control you. Plan a daily schedule for you to follow without exception. Still somehow you’re nowhere to be found the first time he tries to check in on you. No matter what tactic he puts in place to control you, you always find your way out of it. Ending up at the most random places he never would’ve thought to look.
The more he tries to control you the more you end up slipping away from him. Disappearing like a magician performing their greatest trick. Of course you’re just going about your day as normal.
Deciding nah, you don’t wanna workout that day, or maybe you’ll take this meeting next week instead, that you’re feeling more Italian than BBQ for lunch, maybe a new movie caught your eye on the way home from work so you go there before heading home.
Totally casual and normal things to you but to him it was a nightmare.
Organized!Yandere has to track you down, he has to, whenever you go tragically missing (are out of reach for more than twenty minutes). Eventually he ends up losing complete control over not only your schedule but his own too. Making his already spiraling mind tumble down into actual insanity. While he appears to hate it, every rational thought left in my mind supporting that fact, in actuality he loves it. Craves it!
Because all of that frustration and twisted lust funnels straight back into you. Each time he calls on you and you come right away. He can fuck out his emotions into your willing body for as long as he desires. It’s the only time he has any real control over you and that is the hottest damn thing anyone’s ever done for him.
You’re perfect.
The next time Organized!Yandere manages to get you in his clutches he fucks you till you’re nothing but a slobbering babbling mess, too fucked out to form a proper coherent thought.
Your eyes probably permanently crossed as he pounds away at your sloppy cunt, refusing to let you cum. Not yet, not yet. But you were so messy already, new waves of your slick gushing out of you every time he mashes his engorged cockhead into your spongy cervix.
Whenever the pressure rises in your belly he feels the fluttering of your walls, how close you are, and slows down till it ebbs away. Leaving you a begging sobbing mess with every denial. By now he can’t make out any of the begging no matter how much you keep going.
“What, Bunny, you wanna cum?” He asks you, his voice the picture perfect example of mocking sympathy. You garble and whine over a few choked moans and he raises a brow, leaning in closer as if he’s actually trying but it’s only fault of your own that he can’t understand. “Hmm? Said that again, I couldn’t quite hear you.”
Another harsh round of hiccups wracked through your chest as you cry, opting out to just nod along desperately. Talking was no use.
A faint smirk pulls at his lips and he presses his body close to yours, faces mere inches apart. Denying you even now as you ache to kiss him. His lips brush against your own as he says, “Then cum for me.”
For once you listen instantly, coming with a strangled cry. Your body warps and hopelessly you try to meet his controlled thrusts. He works you through your orgasm, sliding into your battered fuck hole over and over. Talking you through it too, demanding you keep coming for him.
Organized!Yandere keeps going and the realization dawns on your mushy mind that he intends to keep going. Moving from one round right into the next. He hasn’t even cum yet and by the look on his face he doesn’t plan to for a long time. Not when he can ruin you first.
Weakly you whine and try to squirm away. The constant sensation already too much. You don’t know how much more you can take. His laughter makes something in your chest twist before he grabs your hips and slams you back down his length.
“Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Where d’you think you’re gnngh! g-going? I’ve got the whole day scheduled off so I can play with you, baby.”
His hands slide up and down your sides, soothing out the tremors as his hips snap forward, burying himself within you so hard it sends you sliding up the bed a little. Your screams of pleasure pierce the air and you know you won’t be sneaking off any time soon.
By the end of this you’re not even sure you’ll be able to walk for the foreseeable future. Keeping you right in place where he wants, where he can see you, where he can check in on you at any time and know you’d still be there.
Organized!Yandere leans down and nuzzles into your neck, peppering kisses along your feverish skin. Worshipping you as he always does when he can slow down and get a real good look at you.
SURPRISE! A KILLER CHAT! CHRISTMAS NOW OUT WITH VOICES AND NEW MUSIC 🤩
hey loser! why don't'cha spend christmas dating serial killers on the dark web, now with… 🥁
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❤️ customisable mc!
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🎁 16 gift options to impress (or distress) your lover
🙂↕️ secrets…
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if you've bought the xmas game previously on itch, just redownload it! there will be voices now.
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oh also don't forget the…
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it's cool too :)
(ps: there's also an xmas guidebook but lol there's no way i'm going to be able to finish it in time for this launch but likely soon…)
ㅤA SMUT WRITER'S RESOURCE — smut vocabulary, ideas per sex act, kinks list, etc.
ㅤI originally made this to be a resource for myself whenever I felt out of practice writing smut, but I thought it might be helpful for other writers who may be new to writing smut/feeling uninspired/translating from another language.
ㅤSometimes I've felt awkward or have cringed about writing smut (especially when I was new to it) but then I realized that sex is art; in all its nasty, sexy, heavenly, gross, glory — sex is art and a beautiful part of life. So after that I just let myself write freely without feeling ashamed.
ㅤWith that out of the way, I present to you my fundamental list of smut writing essentials. Hope it helps you even if it's just to find a word you're looking for.
VISUALS — Saliva/(pre)cum rolling down chin/neck, jerking what can't fit, making out with... (cockhead, shaft, balls, clit, etc.), cheek bulging with cock, hollowing out cheeks while sucking harder, rolling eyes back in ecstasy, tasting them, pulling in for a dirty kiss afterwards, juices smeared across cheek, lips glistening with slick
DEEPTHROATING — watery/glossy/dewy eyes, choked up, throat constricting, throating the length, tip prodding the back of the throat, choking, gagging, spluttering, coughing, gasping for air, using hair as a handle to control how much is taken, headrush when coming off for air, being held down on it
CUNNILINGUS — buttery soft tongue sweeping circles, flicking, nipping and kissing at clit, sinking inside, wriggling around, feasting on pussy, thumbing clit while tongue-fucking, curling against sweet spot, lapping at slit/folds, long strokes, squirting on their face
VISUALS — wetting palm/slicking fingers with juices, stroking at g-spot with fingertip, stroking his length, grazing fingertips down, eye contact as they ruin you with their handiwork
FINGERING — warming up with teasing, working at the clit simultaneously, using their whole arm, tensing their biceps the more they exert pressure, switching up techniques (stroking back and forth, sweeping/massaging circles, 'come hither'), curling fingers inside, sucking/tasting sweet slick off fingers
JERKING — cock hanging heavy or drooping from its weight, jumping in anticipation to be touched, throbbing hot in palm of hand, wielding at the base, brisk/quick or languid/slow strokes, balls jiggling each time wrist meets the base
VISUALS — the skin of the base of a cock wrinkling up when bottoming out, getting balls deep, skin sticking/slapping against skin, sweat dripping down, balls tightening up and muscles flexing (when a cock is about to cum), abs flexing, leaky cockheads and sticky precum oozing, splitting open hole on a big cock and watching it stretch into a wide O shape to accommodate its girth, holes twitching and spasming like they're aching to be touched or are overstimulated or have just orgasmed, heavy-hitting thrusts or short, quick strokes and which spots the tip is rubbing against, giving it to you/taking it/letting you have it, blissing out/pulling a lewd face/feeling high off an orgasm and rolling your eyes back, hissing through gritted teeth when it feels too good, the way your ankle wobbles over a shoulder in certain positions while getting pounded into, wet sounds getting sloppier/getting wetter and sweatier the longer it goes on, being splayed/trapped underneath them, letting you feel the stretch
SEX TYPES — hate sex, car sex, gentle/rough sex, phone/cybersex, shower sex, (un)protected sex
POSITIONS — mating press, doggystyle, spooning, cowgirl (riding), prone bone, holding ankles, standing, against wall, standing in front of mirror, pushups on top of you, side split, etc.
DIALOGUE IDEAS — behave, do as i say, watch that attitude of yours, let me guide you, watch me fuck you, don't take your eyes off me or I'll stop, use your words, on your knees, open wide, you love it don't you? filthy slut, don't hide your face, let it all out on me, fuck me like you mean it, all for me?, dirty mind you've got there, need me to take care of you?, just like that, you take it so well, then come and get it, you like that huh?, i know you're into it, cum with me, say my name, who's fucking you this good?, can't resist you, irresistible little slut, take it, spread your legs for me, try a little harder for me
SWEET PET NAMES — baby, bambi, angel, darling, bunny, doll, babydoll, sweetheart, butterfly, good girl/boy, little Aphrodite, goddess, baby girl/boy
VULGAR PET NAMES — (nasty, dirty) slut, whore, bitch, toy
VISUALS — ropes of cum, trickling down the shaft to the balls, balls tightening/tensing during release, squirting, creaming/gushing all over cock/hands/toy/etc., shuddering or caving into yourself, buildup to an orgasm being stronger or weaker, stopping or not stopping until their orgasm is over, creampie dribbling out hole
ORGASM TYPES — clitoral, vaginal, cervical, blended, hands-free, cumshot/facial, in panties, etc.
VOCABULARY — let me have you, can we...?, is it alright?, unless you don't want to, do you like it?, go faster/slower, let's take a break
AFTERCARE IDEAS — getting cleaned up together (bath, shower), carrying you, cuddling, having food, giving water, massaging numb/sore/tired parts, soothing bite/hit marks, brushing hair out of face, kissing forehead, praising for taking it so well, helping put clothes back on, making jokes, petting hair, telling you how much they love you, confessing their feelings
This has been a long!! time coming, but I'm happy to announce I'm collaborating with Plush Wonderland in order to make mini-Mychaels a possible reality!🎉
As it is still a campaign, we need 50 confirmed units before they can begin production, so if you're interested in getting one (1) Mychael to yourself and adding to the chance of success the campaign proceeds to its final steps, the link is provided below! ⬇️🍄⬇️
Thank you cheea for bringing this incredible work to life—and allowing us to share it with the world. And we’re honored to help make it a re
Note: The site is having a Halloween sale and there's some visual scrolling decorations that might be disorienting to some folks, just a heads up! Thank you!!
Edit: I think they've toned it down significantly it seems! They're incredibly receptive to feedback which reassures me the project is in good hands!
I've been holding onto this announcement for so long, I can't believe only one person guessed he was about to turn into a marketable plushie!! Haha!
And here's the full page with and without dialogue <3!
I'll share the announcement on the game page and Patreon as well, but for the folks here who read through everything, you have my permission to repost these comic pages to share the news! <3
Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.
There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.
To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.
Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.
New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.
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