[broken--jvmie]

Whoever put a bucket of ice water above my door is asking for war

[tashaa-tbh]

Oh my god..that's horrible.

[marceliebarnes]

You’d be surprised!

[tashaa-tbh]

Well, they're all nutcases.

[elliotdonaghue]

Whenever fans ask me to take photos with them, I always pull the most awkward faces.

[tashaa-tbh]

Same.

[marceliebarnes]

I love cuddles.

[tashaa-tbh]

Who doesn't?

[uhhthomas-deactivated20150326]

It’s just my face. 

[tashaa-tbh]

Oh. I like your face.

[trentfxck-blog]

You don’t have to.

[tashaa-tbh]

Whatever you say, then.

[trentfxck-blog]

I kinda am.

[tashaa-tbh]

I don't believe it.

[jfcrena]

How are you feeling?

[tashaa-tbh]

Not terrible. Still a little groggy, even after the coffee. A good night's sleep will do the trick.

[trentfxck-blog]

I’m working on that, but it’s kinda hard.

[tashaa-tbh]

I'm sure you're not all bad.

[trentfxck-blog]

I’m not a nice person.

[tashaa-tbh]

You're not? I wouldn't know that considering I'm new and the first time I met you we were both drunk as fuck.

[jfcrena]

You sound like you feel just like I do right now.

[tashaa-tbh]

I started to feel better after about a liter of water, a dose of Tylenol, and two cups of coffee. I also had to pee really bad after that.

[trentfxck-blog]

I’m not exactly the guy people like. I’m more like the person they fear.

[tashaa-tbh]

Why's that?

[trentfxck-blog]

Someone said I’m sweet. How cute.

[tashaa-tbh]

Are you not? You tasted pretty sweet when you kissed me last night.

[erinshh-deactivated20150223]

Deal!

[tashaa-tbh]

Oh my gosh, I love you!

[alissa-please]

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[tashaa-tbh]

jk love you

[alissa-please]

I wouldn’t know, since I don’t eat fruit loops, asshole. Anything else? No? Alright bye.  

[tashaa-tbh]

All right, psycho, thanks for wasting my time!

[alissa-please]

This coming from the girl who’s trying to mean mug and looks constipated. Spare me. 

[tashaa-tbh]

Who pissed in your fruit loops, bitch?