sir that's my emotional support alien robot

what up i'm Tess i'm 23 and i never fucking learned how to talk about anything that isn't Starscream. I don't take constructive criticism. Женщина увы-увы (с), энтропия в человеческом обличье 

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I accidentally got attached to this design so. More Big Boat.

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I’m a little late but its…. thicc boat

[hasanpits]

hey uh i made a very very stupid starscream uquiz

[tassmant]

i think transformers shouldn't have sexes because what the fuck would they need that for but I also think representation of women is super important and i like it........ every time there's a fembot in War For Cybertron i'm legit like

[tassmant]

Elita 1 be like are you guys willing to die now and not wait for an answer

[astromechapunk]

[tassmant]

Shockwave is at home looking at others only through the computer ALL day! Iconique! Be like Shockwave. Stay home.

[taiwgate-remade]

dont mess w him hes serious

[bestyfirst]

someone help starscream

[tassmant]

i remembered the email address i fucking signed up with vbxkcmrhwbbedjdj

[audiointerference]

Ah yes, Soundwave. The calm, collected, unflappable third in command. 

Just kidding

[nursetiff-blog]

[audiointerference]

Open Rp

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[audiointerference]

[victorion-deactivated20180729]

Starscream: Petty.

[audiointerference]

Soundwave: Petty as well.

[victorion-deactivated20180729]

Starscream: *screams*

..drops.

[audiointerference]

Now, we have both fallen.

…

[terminatedapathy]

I, Shockwave, am now Second in Command, Communications Officer, AND General of Scientific affairs!

[primus-why]

Quick headcanon

This can apply to most continuities, but especially to TFA…

But please imagine Decepticons– who loathe the idea of being perceived as warm-and-fuzzy like an Autobot– finding another way to expression devotion or affection.

Swearing undying loyalty, sharing what little there is in resources… these things are obvious in their intentions. ‘I will stand with you on the battlefield’ and ‘I will support you’... demonstrating a rare, but genuine interest in another’s well-being.

But when they really want to lay it on thick? They do something even rarer…

They pledge to mourn them, openly, should they fall.

While to an Autobot it may seem macabre, this means a great deal to Decepticons– who, as a reminder, are often made up of (former) “undesirable” and “disposable” castes. In their old life, no one would care if they lived or died. In their current life, the realities of war are harsh, and so you cannot afford to care for every single fellow soldier, when you know any day may be their last.

Deep feelings are seen as a vulnerability, as a weakness…

But when a Decepticon pledges to mourn you, they are saying they will willingly be vulnerable– if only for a moment– just for you.

[herzspalter]

Fire in the Sky

Episode 7 of The Transformers takes place in the arctic circle, where old friendships go to die and new ones are forged within two seconds without any reason, earth core crystals are a natural thing, several people probably died off-screen due to the sudden worldwide freeze and Spike fucks up.  Also, in a shocking twist: Parts of the backstory of a main character are explained and we get some character development. 

Next time, Wheeljack gets to do more questionable things, we visit the most confusing museum in the world, the Autobots play God and we’re reminded that mind control is okay as long as an 80s cartoon says you’re the good guys.

[herzspalter]

G1 Transformers Episode 1 Season 1: More than meets the Eye, Part 1

Two days ago, this blog reached 3000 amazing followers , which is more than I could’ve ever hoped for. There is no way I could thank all of you for your support and kind words, but I’ll try to anyway.

As a thank you, I will go through with a project I’ve been meaning to do for some time now, and I will recap every single G1 episode.

Not every episode is easy to make fun of, not every episode is pure gold like “A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur’s Court” or “Carnage in C-minor”, but every episode is magical in its own way, and even the genuinely good ones have a whole bunch of nonsense and silly lines in them. This is both a thank you to all of you, as well as an expression for my appreciation and love for this cartoon.

Season 1 is relatively tame and I will try my best to make the recaps of those episodes somewhat enjoyable, because Season 1 is actually not bad and things only really took a turn for the fantastical nonsense in Season 2 and onwards. I hope you’ll enjoy these comics, and I will still make short G1 comics like I’ve done so far.

This is for those who have seen the cartoon and aren’t sure if this show really exists (spoiler: it does) and for those who haven’t seen it and just want to have a very short version of it. I will leave out things on purpose so you can still watch the show and experience a whole bunch of strange dialogues and horrible evil plans that go nowhere without having everything spoiled here.

Thank you guys so much for these past 10 months, they’ve been amazing for me and I hope you’ll stay for some more!

(btw I apologize for all errors etc, I’ve been making this for 8 hours straight and I’m a bit exhausted now)

[herzspalter]

Why do we have it and why haven’t we used it before?

Oh no, this was actually funny in my head.

I like to think that Megs sometimes loses himself in his hatred for Prime and he’s so focussed that he does things like these in his spare time. I just love that he had this fully functional model in his closet and never bothered to mention it to anybody.

Screenshots are from G1 Transformers “The Ultimate Doom Part 1”.