pretty wise.

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

[funnuraba]

the soundtrack for this movie is very poorly chosen

[lasturlontheleft]

[pangur-and-grim]

did I ever upload the full photoset? here’s Grim van Gogh in all her glory

[slfcare]

as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

[sixmonthsandgone]

this show is everything

[amourduloup-deactivated20210512]

i think i’ll continue to wear a mask when this shit’s all over, and huge sunglasses. my face is none of your business

[fzlee]

[bellygangstaboo]

different people see different possibilities

[onlyblackgirl]

Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.

[strikinglysilent]

Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers

[sabrinacaps]

[poyle]

when your young padawan makes a good call

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

not liking rice is a disorder

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

[soyoumusik]

Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

[jillibags]

Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?

[soyoumusik]

Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…

[queerfemme]

I am incredibly curious as to why a college admissions officer has a tumblr

[hezascarlet-deactivated20181215]

Shouldn’t we be worried that a college admission officer HAS a tumblr??

[soyoumusik]

[charlotteslabouff-deactivated20]

Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[animusrox]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Spaceballs (1987) dir. Mel Brooks