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Sorry, but you might need to get used to it because I’m a hugger.
Probably, I wouldn’t know. So shall we watch them now? Will it take all night?
I can deal with an occasional hug.
Not even close, this is pretty much a 16-18 hour experience and with few breaks for food and peeing. We'll watch the first one now, maybe the second if you don't fall asleep on me.
I feel like screaming “I’m a celebrity get me out of here.” This lack of air conditioning is a sin.
I've been fanning myself with a shoe for the past hour. I'd rather be on I'm a celebrity at least there you just eat a kangaroo nut and then leave.
A fat guy punching a lamp post? I don’t know what you’re talking about, that sounds like a hoot. Total scrapbook material.
A science student? I’d rather stop drop and roll out of a moving vehicle.
You'd be surprised how annoying it gets after the first two times.
It's not too bad, science is one of the only subjects I'm any good at so it's the best of a bad situation.
Oh, that sucks. But I’ll do my best to be an adequate replacement friend, if you’ll let me. Starting with this hug
Sorry, my family doesn’t have a TV and the only things we watched at school were documentaries. Do you have them on DVD?
Oh.. I'm not much of a hugger, but thanks I guess.
You poor thing, you must have missed out on so many good shows. Of course I do, I'm not a savage. No offence.
Ugh, it feels as if we've been on this bus for days! I'm a gazelle, I need to run free.
You don’t care about anything? What about your family and friends? What about me? Hmm, I wonder what I would write about with that title, aha
Nope, never seen that, what’s it about?
Well my friends are across the ocean and my family left me at a boarding school. I'm currently undecided about you, munchkin. Only good things, I hope.
Wow, okay. I just, wow. I need to take a minute, I'm not even sure how to answer that question. What rock have you been living under? And we're marathoning these films for educational purposes.
I’m glad you’ll be coming along. We need someone around who will be sure to keep us all from becoming bored and you sound like that person.
You can count on it, love. Although safety is not a guarantee whilst on the Tate Experience so you should be at least ten paces away from me at all times.
I bet I can find some other emotions in you Tate. Maybe I could write a story about you
Any film, I haven’t seen many
I doubt it, and I don't really mind. It saves a lot of trouble if you don't give a shit about anything. Please do, although I demand it be called 'Tate Grayson Hot Hot Hot'.
Tell me you've seen Star Wars?
One of the many exotic tales of a night out with Wyatt and Jacob. I would say Elliot, too, but he got knocked out by a rodeo bull earlier in the evening and taken away in an ambulance.
…Oh. How do people know this stuff? Do you do research in your own time? I don’t have the patience to sit down and learn general trivia.
American nights out sound amazing, back in England the best you got was that token fat guy who always got too drunk and punched a lamp post.
The perks of being a science student. The amount useless facts I have bouncing around in my head, you would not believe.
I’m allowed to do that? Cool! I’ll save it all then, and hopefully I won’t explode. You should do the same too.
We could go to the park? Although its a bit chilly…or we could snuggle up in the warmth of your room and watch a movie? Your choice
I don't have any excitement, I'm just sarcasm from head to toe, no room for those other silly emotions.
Depends, what film are you thinking of?
It was a dark and stormy night and Wyatt convinced me it was a good idea to drink a dipping bowl of hot sauce when we stopped in on the way back from a party. Anyway, there I was, chugging Satan juice and pumping my fist, when a gaggle of nuns happened by apparently wanting milkshakes. One of them gave me a disapproving glare with a particularly saggy eyelid and I felt it the correct time to hurl my chicken wing through the air — it was lathered in barbecue sauce, too, but that’s not the point — and catapult it against her ass cheek. The chicken actually fell apart and flew everywhere like shrapnel, God knows what kind of bionic butt cargo she was carrying. Then I nearly got throttled in the name of the lord and I had to gallop off into the street to avoid an early grave.
What about arsenic? I can’t imagine that would be safe in moderation.
Oh my lord, that may possibly be the greatest thing I have ever heard. Waste of a chicken wing, though.
I don't mean to be that annoying asshole but yeah, arsenic is in seafood and in drinking water.
What would you suggest then? Since you are the boss
Yeah, that’s the reason. So…do you wanna do something fun tonight?
Save up your hour of excitement each day and then use them all at once and hope your head doesn't explode from too much fun.
Sure, what do you have in mind?
Oh my, I would love to see you dancing.. Right before I actually teach you a few moves that will get you some ladies. All you have to do is watch Dirty Dancing with me in the studio and then we can get to work.. On the dancing, of course..
It's actually quite painful to watch. I take dad dancing to a whole new level. What kind of a person would I be if I turned down an evening of Dirty Dancing? That film is my guilty pleasure. Wait, are you going to teach me how to do the lift from the end?
Well, as long as my grandparents believe it will I’m stuck here.
No need to get bummed out about it, love. It's pretty cool here once you've figured out who's a good laugh and who's an assmonkey.
Have you fucked Callum yet? I suspect he's a bottom.
Oh no, he’s a top. I’ve been sat on a blow up doughnut for weeks.
Not one I’d happily associate with. A man needs his panties like he needs his meat — preferably also served on a steaming silver dish though I’m not a picky soul.
I'm not entirely sure what to do with this information.. I don't have a silver dish unfortunately, perhaps next time I'll be more prepared.
What are those funny feelings you have for Callum?
I wasn’t aware I was having funny feelings for the little munchkin.
