i refuse to read this article because i cannot envision any sort of context that’s funnier than this headline

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i refuse to read this article because i cannot envision any sort of context that’s funnier than this headline
GROGU MEETS LUKE SKYWALKER
re: the mandalorian season finale: the real reason that Luke didn't really introduce himself or anything, just showed up, said he was a Jedi, and walked out was, because he was NOT expecting Grogu's dad to look Like That™ and just immediately blacked out from the moment he saw that shiny beskar armor until he got into the elevator (and now he's secretly hoping single dad Din Djarin will come pick his kid up from Jedi boarding school every weekend)
luke skywalker: *had planned to be a polite well mannered jedi explaining his intent, who he was, where they were going, how he found them, and visitation rights*
luke skywalker, after getting one glimpse of space hunk din djarin: uUUUUuuuuuuuUMMMMMMMM beep boop I am jedi goodbyeeeee
r2d2: bitch the fuck
I find it hilarious that the relationship between Grogu (who can’t talk) and Din (who doesn’t talk much) has been built almost entirely on the body language/facial expression between a HELMET and a PUPPET and we’re all ride or die for it anyway
Din (1/160): Hey it’s Din
Din (152/160): Please don’t let him eat too many cookies he WILL throw up
Din (154/160): If you have free time could you teach him colors I’m worried he’s behind
Din (155/160): He’s like really good at lifting rocks btw he’s like REALLY good at it he’s so talented and smart
Din (156/160): Is he ok? Please tell him I miss him
Din (157/160): He’s gonna wanna sleep near you he has separation anxiety
Din (158/160): Does he get a laser sword like now? Or like… when he’s older
Din (159/160): Did you clean his robe
Din (160/160): Are you single
Luke: How did you get this number
Soon, he will be back with me.
# your hear that? it’s the sound of my heart breaking
You didn't see RotJ then. It does in fact jibe with post Return Luke.
I’ve probably first seen rotj before you were even born babe
could you be any more annoying.. lol
Easily
Don’t worry guys, Grogu will try to eat another Jedi and then we’ll get him back
the mandalorian is the equivalent of if kimmy schmidt rolled out of her cult bunker and found a baby that looked like the pope, drove it around in a broken toyota while wearing an armani suit, and then immediately met beyonce not knowing who she is
season 3 of the mandalorian aka luke skywalker and din djarin co-parenting grogu friends to lovers slow burn au
luke, calling din after training grogu for a couple of months: get ur fucking dOG BITCH-
din: it don’t bite
grogu, putting everything and anything in his mouth:
luke: YES IT DO-