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a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent.
THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!
This was deleted?? I remember watching this
Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why
It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.
honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.
being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.
and you can grab a tit ty
can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil
Just say you’re a top and move on OP
From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
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“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”
we stan class traitors on this blog
“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
I AM SCREAMING @homeskilletbiscuitt @hennything-goes
Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you
You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
Top 5 curve of all time.
“The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it”
— Anonymous (via neckkiss)
10 Things I Hate About You
No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time
It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be
wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.
I needed this
i need sex…
…or at least some hot making out sesh.
Lana confirming that her lawsuit with Radiohead over Get Free is over during her set at Lollapalooza Brasil.
“I think people would be happier if they admitted things more often. In a sense we are all prisoners of some memory, or fear, or disappointment—we are all defined by something we can’t change.”
— Simon Van Booy, The Illusion of Separateness (via perrfectly)
