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welcome to my house side blog!

#1 taub simp ever i love my wife

sorry guys i'm not hyperfixated on this show anymore...

sometimes he has this very specific way of smiling that shows off the little tips of his canine teeth and it's genuinely so hot I need to throw something

panstrange

taub fans are the most interesting kind of people i see posts about him and either op is horny or wants to run him down with a lawn mower. both kind of posts are an expression of love

#word i keep a shock collar on him #because he's so shockingly majestic!!#taubposting

flew too close to the sun, starting to become a taub kinnie

#taubposting #yeah hi sorry im alive #just can't taubpost without taub on my screen #still getting through the tritter arc omggg this season is taking too long

taub-truther

Just thinking about that idea from "Mirror Mirror" that Taub (pathologically?) likes to be dominated by women. That fits well with my thinking that he wants them to aggressively pursue him because a) it gives him the veneer of an ''''excuse'''' that he never really wanted to cheat, he just gave into their advances like the weak little meow meow he is uwu etc, and b) it soothes his own insecurities about his appearance and desirability as a man.

No real conclusion there, just pondering my sad laughable little guy and reading way too much into something silly and fun 🙃

#taubposting #COOOKED COOKED!!!!#hes so real n silly and #lets put this man in a zoo #as an animal

s3e1 gorillaz jumpscare!!

#house md #WHATTTTT

hospitalized rn, glad house isnt my doctor

#house md #lets be real if i were his patient id be in constant tears

oh how i miss my wife

#taubposting #hard getting through the seasons of house w/o taub #SIGHHHHH