Whatever you say, SLUT!

Indie Travis from Hazbin Hotel Kink-shamed by Saoren | Follow back from Suoitnep

[arachnidhooves-a]

taxidemontravis‌:

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ I got y’er cure right here, baby. ❞

❤ ♥ — “Pretty sure I said ‘good’. Ya got a hearin’ problem?”

[taxidemontravis]

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ You bitches always aim f’er my balls. ❞ EVERY FUCKIN’ TIME.

[taxidemontravis]

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ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵘᵖ  ╳  ɪᴄ 

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[taxidemontravis]

❝ Ah, do something sexy I don't care, do something sexy-- ❞  

❝ Just whatever you do don't talk about your FUCKING BOYFRIEND while we're having sex how about that?! ❞

[taxidemontravis]

❝ I wanna make some babies I wanna get it on I wanna make you horny But I can't get it up I wanna make some money But I don't want no job ❞  

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who respects your boundaries and knows when to push them, and when to stop

[taxidemontravis]

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ M’ great at pushin’ things. Boundaries. Cushions. ❞

[taxidemontravis]

Travis, you shouldn't be paying Angel for sex, you should be paying him for emotional support.

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ Nah, can’t expect that part-time dame t’ support my emotions AND my BALLS. ❞

[taxidemontravis]

“Kinda, I guess. Mostly just looking to spend more time with you? Your eye is cool and you seem like a decent person, despite all the sexual jokes you make.” -🐟

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ Crazy right? I ain’t a complete bastard. ❞ Travis scoffed and shrugged, rolling the window down completely. ❝ Fine. We can, ‘hang out’ f’ that’s y’er taste. ❞

[taxidemontravis]

You use married very loosely. Being miles away and floozing around with other people? Whatever floats your boat. Or gets you laid. Anyways, at the end of the day Angel's right, wear a condom.

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ Y’don’t have a clue what I do with my cock, princess. And f’yer not lookin’ ta’ find out, then PISS OFF. ❞

[taxidemontravis]

“I mean, do you constantly drive people around? Or is it like... a 9-5 thing? In other words... when are you free?” -🐟

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ I make my own hours. Y’lookin’ f’er a fun time? ❞ Travis took a drag off of his cigarette, exhaling the smoke through the crack of a tinted window.

[taxidemontravis]

Infertile? Nah Nonny, Y’got it all wrong. This unfortunate fuck’s ball’n chain’s got a bun in the oven- unless that ain’t her in his dm’s.

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ Y’ shut y’er fuckin’ mouth. cum-catcher! ❞

[taxidemontravis]

My mistake, your infertility is self-enforced because you'd have to pay your wife child support if you gave her kids.

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ We’re still married, nimrod. S’ Hell, monogamy ain’t shit down here! ❞ He peered over his shoulder cautiously. No sign of the missus. 

[taxidemontravis]

“So... do you just like constantly work?” -🐟

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ That’s a broad spectrum. ❞ kind of like suncreen, and occasionally as white and sticky. 

[taxidemontravis]

-squeezes his cheeks- hoot hoot

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ The FUCK?! ❞ He sputtered, large claws raised, poised to tear out someone’s eyes! 

[taxidemontravis]

Don't bully the owl, his infertility is a struggle.

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ Y’better come fact check that before runnin’ y’er mouth. ❞

[taxidemontravis]

What would ya do if ya become king of hell?

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ LILITH. Y’make this shit so EASY. ❞ 

[taxidemontravis]

What would you be doing if you weren't driving taxis? What would you wanna do?

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ CLAP. ❝ YOUR! ❞ CLAP. ❝ MOM! ❞

[taxidemontravis]

Anyone ever tell you that eye looks pretty badass?

✖ ✖ ✖ ┌ ❝ You got good taste. Incidentally.. So do I. Y’ wanna lick? ❞