Tj Clothier

Musician, Songwriter, Recording Engineer,and possible Internet Addict

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[mens-rights-activia]

Me and the girls during quarantine, high on FaceTime, watching YouTube drama channels, and gossiping about celebrities

[platapoo]

Girl...

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[castielific]

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

😂😂😂😂

[amndomepiece]

Someone please save me

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[red-umbrella-811]

[false-gods-and-petty-kings]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[iyimibole]

[themasterpupil]

There’s a glitch in the matrix

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[kingdra]

You forgot the blueberries.

[reptlia-deactivated20221222]

reBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE  I’M  SCRMEAINFJWM DER

[lonaturaltorpe]

This will NEVER not be funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[soft-ghetto-tomatoes]

I list it when it slowed up

[fatandbougie]

lmao, I knew it was gon be some shit when the sister came doin all that talkin and movin.

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

Fucking classic.

[sleptonshawt-e]

I forgot why I favorited this and now I know why fuuuuuck 😂😂

[yenonpluto]

In tears

[my-darling-boy]

18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[beachnbagels]

WH A T

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