Name Me Stranger.

Dear God, what's it like in your silly little brains? It must be so boring.

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[disgustinganimals]

If they’re so wild how come I never see them at the club

[wnq-writers]

I fell in love with quotes at a very young age. I guess it was interesting to me that someone else is able to unknowingly express my thoughts when I’m at a loss for words; it has me wasting hours on the simple thought that our minds must have soulmates too.

vigi-la-veris (via wnq-writers)

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[twitterlols]

[pallidprincess]

this image set off my fight or flight response

[omweekend]

[babyanimalgifs]

[itsagifnotagif]

That poor shark looks like he has a loose canine

[stability]

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[railroadsoftware]

why is he even allowed to have a Twitter first of all..

[just-shower-thoughts]

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

[dailyteamcap]

There are men lying down their lives. I got no right to do any less than them.

Steven Grant Rogers July 04th, 1918

[whatdoyoumeantherumisgone-deact]

imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

[taylortwloha]

Holy shit... I wanna work at BuzzFeed now.