a 14th century monarch

emily

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[albertcamusofficial]

[420technoblazeit]

hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?

[420technoblazeit]

im going home to change immediately.

[420technoblazeit]

HWY ARE YOU GUYS STILL FUCKIGN SPREADING THIS. I DOTN LOOK LIKE THE ONCELER IM GOIGN TO CHOP UR DIKC OFF AND MAKE A SHITTY SECONDRATE NEW YORK HOT DOG WIHT IT. AND IT WONT SELL FOR ANYTHING HIGHER HTAN 50 CENTS. THAT'S HOW BAD YOUR DICK IS

[420technoblazeit]

[420technoblazeit]

[winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts]

[420technoblazeit]

I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU CATCH HTE BUS YOU CAN'T FIND THE CHANGE FOR A TICKET SO YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT HTERE AND HOLD EVERYONE UP AS YOU DIG IN YOURE FUCKIGN POCKETS FOR THE RIHGT AMOUNT OF MONEY. AND THEN THE BUS MOVES BEFORE YOU CAN SIT DOWN SO YOU STUMBLE A LITTLE ADN THE OLD MAN AT THE BACK LOOKS AT YOU JUDGEMENTALLY SO YOU HURRY TO FIDN A SEAT AND WHEN YOU SIT DOWN THERE'S GUM. ON IT. AND YOU HAVE TO WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH FUCKIGN GUM ON YOUR ASS LIKE A LOSER and also your bus crashes

[420technoblazeit]

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

You look like a combination ofthese 2.

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

Op you look like a humanized twink version of bill cipher i would've drawn in middle school but red themed

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

If alastor was an emo 2000s kid

[panmennoby]

[actualized-animal]

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

[garaks-padded-bra]

Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

[acrowbyanyothername]

bread

[garaks-padded-bra]

(thats not allowed. We start with bread once more. Its okay, take your time.)

Bread

[starfleetshrimps]

garlic powder

[imhaley]

Sliced garlic

[garaks-padded-bra]

(thats a lot of garlic. Why dont we try something else)

[acrowbyanyothername]

…bread

[garaks-padded-bra]

(Please think before reblogging)

[ronzyponyo]

Water

[garaks-padded-bra]

(Hey.)

[funnywormz]

cheese

[funnywormz]

cheese

[funnywormz]

cheese

[funnywormz]

cheese

[garaks-padded-bra]

(I appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over)

[deepestturtlepielover]

Ham so much ham

[garaks-padded-bra]

(this is beginning to resemble a sandwich :))

[willowandthesagaofgayyearning]

MORE CHEASE

[garaks-padded-bra]

[summer-azure]

Add the mousetrap to the sandwich

[garaks-padded-bra]

(ok but i dont take kindly to being ordered around)

[spacetronomyfan]

Lint

[garaks-padded-bra]

(What ever. Christ. im finishing the sandwich)

Bread

[garaks-padded-bra]

Why is thus anonymous

[garaks-padded-bra]

ok fine go ahead

[garaks-padded-bra]

SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spocktopodes]

Mmm yummy sandwich perfect for bringing to school tomorrow

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

still rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

currently rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting again

[coat]

Fridge vegetable push notifications

[neotomiccccc]

stardew valley is crazy because imagine moving to a town with a population of like 28 or something and 12 of those people are bisexual and Want You

[infernalifrit-deactivated202605]

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

[podcastwizard]

they're electrocuting those poor sex robots

[podcastwizard]

can't even let a girl have ram these days. that's biden's america for you

[podcastwizard]

ramming my android girlfriend call that cyber-spunk 2069

[actualized-animal]

i'd catch icarus tbh. i'd clean that wax shit off and give him a cup of hot cocoa. since no one else gives a shit apparently

[maxknightley]

maybe give him a cold drink actually. just under the circumstances I mean.

[apas-95]

the whole thing with subtitles saying '(speaks foreign language)' is like. aside from logistical issues with outsourced transcription services, the solution is seemingly very obvious - just transcribe the foreign language itself. like, someone who hears the audio can, if they're familiar with the 'foreign' language, glean some understanding from it, even just from individual words that are loaned or widely known - and by transcribing it accurately, that isn't denied to those reading the subtitles. even if you can't understand anything, the experience of having a character respond 'Non, mais votre chien oui!' or ‘好久不见’ is better than having them respond '(speaks foreign language)'. just like when expletives are censored in subtitles but not in audio, it's a case of the richer, fuller experience being denied for a sanitised version compatible with a production pipeline that does not see subtitles as a method of genuinely conveying meaning, but as a regulatory requirement

[beggars-opera]

My favorite inadvertently creepy photography convention from Victorian times actually is the "hidden mother" photograph. As we know, taking pictures of wiggly babies is hard, especially if their mothers aren't holding them. But for some reason people keep insisting on having baby photos taken with only the babies.

The Victorian solution to this...was to just throw a blanket over the mother and pretend she wasn't there.

[beggars-opera]

[smooothregular]

tumblr not blue??????

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Circle of protection against capitalism

[probablybadrpgideas]

10/10 addition

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[zegalba]

Plastic Chair in Wood by Maarten Baas (2008)

[keynes-fetlife-mutual]

I'm obsessed with this chair. The artist takes a flimsy hunk of injection-molded plastic that's been cost-cut to hell and back, and insists that we look at it with fresh eyes and understand its beauty. And they went about it in the most labor-intensive way I can think of.

Absolutely nothing about this design is convenient to execute in wood. Every piece is curved, most have compound curves. This is artisan craftsmanship: it's inherently slow, manual, and skilled. Notice, also, that most features of this chair must be thicker and heavier than on the plastic chairs being imitated. Injection-molded chairs can be produced in this shape in a matter of minutes with far less material at very low cost.

If these flowing, organic curves are so beautiful in polished wood, perhaps they are also beautiful in the mass-produced chairs that are far more accessible. Perhaps we should remember to admire designs that succeed enough to become ubiquitous. I don't know about you, but I'll never see injection-molded chairs the same way again.