Yinzer

28 • I post a bit of everything. sometimes I think I'm funny

[patrik-star]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

They call me Jack the Ripper cuz I'm out here butchering English

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

The language or the people?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Yeah

[spaceler]

[nentuaby]

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

[madlori]

It’s just the coin-flip of the equally useful “That sounds like a YOU problem.”

[lopmon]

[toastbutteregg]

[kingofthepitt]

anxiety vs rational thought

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

literally what the fuck does she think this suit is going to do for her ??

[karnalesbian]

enhance her swag to dangerous levels

[meatthawsmoth]

That’s Violet Beauregard

[horsefieldmix]

[motivationsforlife]

Paris by Augustin de Montesquiou

[animalcrossingmemes]

day 1: tom nook saying you and him will look for fruits and branches together- only to ask you to do both

[prideprejudce]

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

[drinkpisspissblood]

Trying to match this energy

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[markv5]

Так видит себя мой кот, когда я с утра не дал ему поесть

[dualityofsquid]

“this is how my cat sees himself in the morning before I give him food”

[sandandglass]

[analvolcano]

What I think is funny is so altered that this post glitched on my dash and I just assumed 200k people thought it was funny as I did

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

[devanshe-deactivated20210128]