BARRY YOUR WIFE

saes • she/they • 25 yr/o • infp-t mcelroys, naddpod, and more “it’s real good to be with the family i chose.”

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[tazditto]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

chapter 4 of my hollanov shadowhunters au is finally out! pls check it out if you have any interest at all i really appreciate it <3 theres cute texting banter in this one :3

[mrmnn]

the way they look each other!!

[cosmonautroger]

capybara

[moniquill]

Guinea big.

[uncahier]

[nightspires]

people rag on ilya for sticking his tongue in shane's mouth during the sweet kiss in the tampa hotel room in 1x05 bc like, he's crying and upset and this is meant to be a comforting kiss more than anything

but like.... you gotta remember that this man has not kissed shane since tuna meltdown which was like MONTHS and MONTHS ago. he thought they were over! he thought shane had moved on, got a girlfriend, didn't need him anymore!! he thought he'd ruined everything between them and been brutally rejected!!

that was their REUNION kiss. a BREAKTHROUGH kiss, after they both just talked about some really emotional stuff and opened up to one another. after shane apologised and expressed that he does actually like ilya back.

so like.... go for it babe. stick your whole fucking tongue down your not-boyfriend's throat, you deserve it!!!!!!

[draculastarion]

It's not just that, either. The last time Ilya needed 'comfort' was the tuna melt scene. At that point, Ilya intended to just sit and watch television with Shane, but the status quo when they touched at that point was as a precursor to sex.

More than that, last time Ilya tried to introduce something deeper than just sex, Shane freaked out, so you can see why he would try to play it cool. He doesn't want to make assumptions because last time he thought they were on the same page, it ended disastrously.

So when Shane climbs into Ilya's lap, he's expecting nothing more than Shane escalating to sex and comforting him that way. You can even kind of see that when Shane hugs him, he has to guide Ilya's head down to his shoulder and Ilya isn't expecting that.

[deedala]

you're a baby ♡

[tazditto]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i have posted two chapters of my hollanov shadowhunters au since the first chapter, i am oiling my writing gears as i go along but i hope that it is still enjoyable. pls check it out <3

[tazditto]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“What are these?” he asked, skimming the text on a few of the documents. The words demon and ritual and sacrificejumped out at him easily, until at last his eyes caught a name that pulled fear out from deep in his psyche. It started in his gut and rose to his throat, causing his blood to run cold. Azazel. “What are these?” he demanded again, gripping the pages and holding them closer to his face, as though the act would change what the words said. “Mundanes are trying to raise Azazel?” He read a couple sentences of one of the pages, though some of it seemed like it was gibberish. Red as an apple, a ritual of blood, the city finds you as you find it. Lonely, lonely, as lonely as the tunnels to Neverland. Bring forth your love, to Azazel. Rise, Azazel.

or; shane hollander is a part of a race known as the children of angels, nephilim, or shadowhunters. when cult activity sprouts up across new england and bleeds into lower east canada, shane must team up with the high warlock of boston, ilya rozanov, to get to the bottom of what their doing, while mundanes and downworlders alike go missing all around them.

[bambicoded]

ilya multipack

[tazditto]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81118956

When Hayden’s hand found Shane’s phone in the top cubby of his locker, he was surprised when he felt it buzz with a text. He held the screen up and, knowing Shane’s unlock code, opened the phone and checked the notifications. His heart dropped when he saw the 5 unread texts from her. Boston Lily. Lily: please please call me when you are awake Lily: please be ok Lily: you cant leave me like this Lily: i wont sleep until you text Lily: please.

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or; shane’s injury on the ice leads hayden to try and get boston lily to the hospital to see him, not knowing exactly who was going to show up in the end.

[hvllander]

“what did i do wrong”

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

*crying and throwing up sounds*

[tazditto]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81118956

When Hayden’s hand found Shane’s phone in the top cubby of his locker, he was surprised when he felt it buzz with a text. He held the screen up and, knowing Shane’s unlock code, opened the phone and checked the notifications. His heart dropped when he saw the 5 unread texts from her. Boston Lily. Lily: please please call me when you are awake Lily: please be ok Lily: you cant leave me like this Lily: i wont sleep until you text Lily: please.

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or; shane’s injury on the ice leads hayden to try and get boston lily to the hospital to see him, not knowing exactly who was going to show up in the end.

[pseudophan]

look bob he was excited 🙄 about his new podcast 😔 with his boyfriend ☹️

[zetrystan]

In the process of moving and also in the process of losing my damn mind

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[tazditto]

google searched "shmanners downton abbey" bc i wanted to see if they talked abt it at all like they did bridgerton and i got a reddit thread of travis haters as one of the first results. it was a couple years old but wow! those guys hate to see a neurodivergent man winning