The Adventure Zone Shitpost Generator

A TAZ shitpost bot made by @blobface-hussie (feel free to please send in ideas for names and phrases!)

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I saw all of merle's plant fetish all at once

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That was my grandfather's Barry Bluejeans’s Very Blue Jeans

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Oh shit, sweet Garfield the Deals Warlocks

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We have Greg Grimaldis to thank for the nightmare scenario

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So what you're saying is, Aubrey Little is gonna kill us with a ruff boi?

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Maybe the seventh relic was really the Chug 'n' Squeeze all along?

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*Merle Voice*hey kid, have you heard the good word of Beacon?

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Minerva invented the Starblaster, tweet it!

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Abra-ca-Aubrey's dating the grim reaper boots-you!

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And that word might be the hardest thing to stomach. His final word his final thought: chopping off robot arms

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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Lucretia-Your WLW Mom-?

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Racing battlewagons?! Really? Right in front of my salad?

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Hot diggity shit, that is a baller blupjeans

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We've chosen the perfect person for this, it's like sending a mildly eloquent NERDS IN SPACE in!

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You: The IPRE. Me, an intellectual: 1999 party points

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I'M A FULLY REALIZED Justin Mcelroy! FUCK!

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Jesus, and his terrible go-gurt!