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when your parents want your phone

Parents: Hey can I see your phone?

Me: Sure *hands it over*

Also Me: *realizes all the smut on there*

NOOOO MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER WTF 2017 KILLING A DOG ALREADY.

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the bi bi man

he’s attracted to multiple genders. no murder. it’s just a movie about like his life he works at a costco

HOW MANY MORE MEMES IS THE LAZYTOWN CHANNEL GOING TO MAKE

#lazytown #mine song #we are number one #robbie rotten #memes #im done

but i was still staring at the titties tHO

#wtf #random #tbh #baby #sims #simsfreeplay #screenshots

Here's a shitty Sqampy short

*sqaishey finds a toy*

STAMPPYYYYYYYYY

Stampy: Hmmm?

*sqaishey holds it up*

Can I have it.

Stampy: No, not today.

Sqaishey: BUT I WANT IT!1!1!1!111!!!!

Stampy: I SAID NO

*sqaishey throws toy*

EAT FLUFF

#sqaishey #stampy #magicanimalclub #youtube #youtubers #sqampy

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rewatching dhmis 5 and I just noticed this….look at yellow’s face xD he looks so overwhelmed.

“There’s a talking spinach can sitting on my kitchen table singing about my teeth going grey…”

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"I ate my friend."

ticken-chan

"Pizzer"

((a made a dhmis version of the “malk” video”))

Tony: “Hey Larry you got anything to eat?” Larry: “Yeah in the fridge.” Tony: “Hey Colin grab me a slice of pizzer.” Colin: “We dont have any pizzer but i can get you some pizza.” Larry: “That’s what he just said.” Tony: “Yeah I just want some pizzer.” Colin: “Nah youre saying it wrong you’re saying “pizzer” like its a disease. Larry: “Ahaha how do you say it?” Colin: “I’m saying the way everyone oughta say it. Pizza, p i z z a.” Larry: “Right like two percent.” Tony: “Right like a whole pizzer.” Colin: “Nonononono, say pizzadilla.” Tony: “Pizzadilla.” Colin: “Ok now say pizza.” Tony: “Pizzer.” Colin *looks at Larry*“……..Are you hearing this?” Larry: “Yeah, the guy wants a slice of pizzor.” Colin: “Pizzor!?!” Larry: “Give him the pizzor Colin!” Meat man: “Larry inside voices please.” Larry: “Sorry Meat man.” *turns to Colin and Tony* “My meme friends.” Meat man: *Puts sunglasses on and leaves* Tony: “Colin! Cut me a slice of pizzer!!” Colin: “Why are you yelling at me?” Larry: “Just give him the freaken pizzor!” Colin: “You guys aren’t even saying the same thing!” Tony: “We’re all saying pizzer Colin!!” Colin: “No! You’re saying pizzer! *turns toward Larry* You’re saying!-” Tony & Larry: “Pizzerrrr!! Pizzoorrr!! Piiizzzzeeer!! Pizzorrr!! Piiizzeerr!! Pizzooorrr!!!” Colin: *pulls gun out* “SHUT UP!! SHUT! UP!!” Tony & Larry: *Both have there hands up* Colin: *Puts gun to his head* Tony & Larry: *Take their guns out and aim them at Colin* Larry: “You better put it down man!” Tony: “D-dont do it Colin!” Colin: “You’re gonna shoot me if I shoot my self?!?! That doesn’t make any sense!” Larry & Tony: *Both look at each other then put there guns to their heads* Larry: “Colin put it down!!” Tony: “Put the gun down!!” Colin: “PUT YOUR GUNS AWAYY!!!” Larry: *Starts to weep* “Just put the gun down!” Colin: “IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS?!!” Tony: *Weeping* “You’re like a brother to me!! Your hand is like a brother to meheee….” Larry: “Put the gun down!!” Colin: “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!” ————————————————————– Colin: “And then after that we all pull the trigger. All of us.” Tony: “Ohoho you are not filming something like that.” Colin: “Why not?” Tony: “It’s so…eh dark.. I dunno.”

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