dont do anything stupid 'til i get back

talk to me about transmasc headcanons! i dont fw biphobes anyone that thinks its normal to call a canonically bi character a lesbian shut up forever! | voted prettiest boy by the origins discord and biggest lexthan📽❣🚗 + nibbly + esther fan here | matching w @moonmoonthecrabking !!! | and the universe said "i love you because you are love"

[tboybobreynolds]

severely-nearsighted -> myperfecttalia -> nibblelinephym -> ella-ashmore -> tboybobreynolds

Achilles. he/neos. strawpage. adult. /r felix <3 im the scary trans man that headcanons everyone as trans men

below is NOT a dni !! you are free to interact if you like/post about any of the following !! it is a block tag !! i have all the individual ships tags blocked too so its not the end of the world if it isnt used i know theres a lot !!

mutuals pls tag grace x (max, steph) (exc: lautskity), zoey x (hailey, linda), (alice/deb, ethan/lex) x anyone except each other, (duke/holloway, monroes) x anyone w/o each other (exc: sheilinda, charlinda, gerlotte), webby/lib x townies (exc: wilawebby), fem ! ethan posts + tadius x (the prince, ella) + mcu bucky x (any woman, alexei), yelena x anyone, john/bob x (ava, bucky, alexei, antonia), and valentina x (any thndrblts, mel) with #run achilles !! nothing against anyone that likes them, i love my friends, they just make me uncomfortable for various reasons

fully dni if you ship bucky and natasha (including comics), bucky w/hydra agents, or sam and joaquin. or if you woobify/glorify zemo + ship him with anyone. that is a nazi. i dont engage in pr/ship discourse but if you ship anything p/d/philic or inc/stuous i will block you. if you self identify as a fujoshi youre on thin ice. consider transitioning

tag guide + other information under the cut

old pfp was by @f0rg3t-m3-n0tz !!

i run @lexthan-week @paulkins-week @queeringthemapchetfield @starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit @scwprideflags @dailypulpmusicals and @dailyhatchetfield (you should send the last four requests ^-^) !

sideblog for stimboards and other stuff; @severely-nearsighted

rtcblr rp blog (inactive, may repurpose, left open for archival purposes) @paintstained-pictureframe

i run a few 'your fave' blogs!; @yourfaveisananarchist @yourfaveisacrow

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[name]<3; friend tags

achilles rambles / achilles vents / achilles liveblogs / achilles academia; whats on the tin

patroclus is soft; original posts by me that are sappy. not used. i forget it exists

chat talks about twitch; talking about twitch stuff. eventually i'll stream something guys i promise

sneeze is singin; lyricposting

chips ficposting; talking about fics im writing. or posting those fics. or lamenting about needing to write

my art; self explanatory. fics also go in here

tgwdlrtc au; a ride the cyclone au based on the guy who didnt like musicals !! // spidertc au; a ride the cyclone au based on spiderman !! both not being developed anymore but i am still fond of them

silverfish2020; og elections nostalgia

kinnie list; keeping up with the mcytblr kinnie list. not updating anymore, the trend is dead + im not in the fandom anymore but i leave it up for archival purposes

[tboybobreynolds]

this is literally like if someone shot it in the face and reanimated its corpse. which youd think would be fitting but its fucking awful

[tboybobreynolds]

THIS IS SOULLESS!!!!!!!!!

[apatheistlesbian]

Anyway this disability pride month I would like to shoutout disabled folks whose creativity has suffered because of their condition. I’m talking people with hand tremors and pain that stop them from drawing, knitting, and playing instruments. People whose thinking has become so disorganized that nothing they write makes sense to other people. People with chronic pain who can no longer dance. People so over medicated in a fruitless attempt to maintain stability that the wells of their imagination have run dry.

I see you and I love you. You are more than your creative output. You are not a shell of what you used to be. You are a whole, complete person, regardless of what your creativity has been, is now, or will be in the future.

[mackrockatansky]

[cherrybeachbum]

😶‍🌫️ ༄

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[viily]

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

[viily]

like i am constantly referencing this thang

[encephalodyspareunia]

some other gems from fisk bot

and my personal all-time favourite:

[tboybobreynolds]

this is soulless. there is literally no soul here

[tboybobreynolds]

actually going to crash the fuck out the resource center at my college gave me the wrong edition of the textbook i needed.

[moonlightingcurse]

[nerves-nebula]

went to see obsession today here's my review

[sentient-stove]

I’m not rewatching Obsession because the movie scared the shit out of me, but something that’s different between the trailers and movie is the wording and intention of Bear’s wish.

Trailers have him almost calmly saying “I wish Nikki freeman loved me more than anyone in the world”

But in the movie, he’s much more charged in his tone; its almost spat out in anger instead of said. He uses the word ‘fucking’ as well in his wish— I wish Nikki Freeman loved me more than anyone in the fucking world—

There’s violence in his wish. And then he’s shocked when that violence manifests.

[willybob9]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[nerves-nebula]

went to see obsession today here's my review

[thestuffedalligator]

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

[thestuffedalligator]

This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.

And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.

And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat

[doitbuckley]