making a fantroll for every extended zodiac sign

posting whenever I feel like it

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Your name is VULCAN AISTOS. You like sculpting various things on your POTTERY WHEEL and selling them in your small SHOP. You are known by your customers as A VERY CHILL DUDE and when you're not in your studio you like to go to PARTIES. Most of your tattoos and piercings were done by friends while DRUNK OFF YOUR MINDS but you think that just adds to the experience

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Your name is NERLIZ KILLIAN. You don't have many hobbies, you find them MIND NUMBINGLY POINTLESS. This is your view on most things, why don't people understand that everything they do is MEANINGLESS and that they have NO SIGNIFICANCE in the larger scope of things?! You like to spend your time being an asshole and spouting your PESSIMISTIC WORLD-VIEW to anyone who will listen and especially those who dont.

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Your name is SYPHIS TERTEZ. You like to SKATE and most of the time you can be found at the skatepark with your FRIENDS. You always have a pack of BANDAIDS on you in case of small abrasions or just whenever you feel like having a colorful sticker on your face. You have a small PODCAST where you talk about various TOPICS and ISSUES that highbloods label LOWBLOOD REBELLION PROPAGANDA. It's a good thing you take care to remain anonymous.

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Your name is GEDEON AKROSA. You run a moderately successful BLACKROM ADVICE BLOG, but you don't care for romance. In person you're often described as a RABID TRASH GREMLIN and you are just fine with that honestly. The thing you are most PROUD of is your one(1) fang.

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Your name is NOVIKO CARTEN. and you are dead. Sucks to be you. You find yourself wandering this material plane feeling SORRY FOR YOURSELF and wondering when it all went WRONG. It's not your fault you were martyred by the DARK CARNIVAL, who knew running a cult would result in this?

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Your name is NEUTRA CINCER. You live on a small FARM in a post apocalyptic WASTELAND but that doesn't bother you all that much. You have a keen sense of direction and DON'T TALK OFTEN. You're happy tending to your CROPS and finding ways to PASS THE TIME

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Your name is ALVEGA LYRARE. You can be found meandering the timeline to TRADE GOODS with all manner of trolls. You like appearing in CONVENIENT LOCATIONS and seem to have had a multitude of FORGOTTEN INTERESTS.