A man who thought he has a mental problem because he could see ghosts, went to a mental institute, not knowing that it had been closed in about 30years. “ Hey! hello, I came here because I think I have a mental problem, but I think this hospital have more people who got hurt and disabled person than those people who are mentally hurt or whatever, I came to tell you that I see ghosts and I think it’s because I have a mental problem, they are not real ghosts but I see them.” ‘well, than I think that is not a mental disease because I am a ghost’. “Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! Funny joke doctor, I don’t want to tell you but there is a ghost behind you, and I can see severe of them trying to take your chair and you are getting pushed by them…. what!? you are getting pushed and you are ghost? Am I really seeing ghost? Oh my gosh I should post it on Facebook and like….. oh! I will go to british got talent and… X factor ! I will tell everybody about my ability!” ‘Sorry, than you can’t do all of those, because you are dead too.’ “What? Just don’t try to kid me, because I haven’t been eating food for a week and haven’t drink water for a week and no one answers me when I ask people and I can go through the wall and I see ghosts doesn’t mean I’m dead” ‘ well, you are very positive, you are dead, but the only unique thing about you is we all have a tattoo on our body when we are dead but you don’t and you have a perfect shaped body which makes you look like you are human, look, I don’t have a leg but still walking and making a sound, they use me at making movies too, such as Annabelle or whatever’. “So… do you mean I am really dead? I cannot even taste pizza anymore than? But that’s ok, I can go to a free airplane trip to another country and I can fly everywhere because I’m dead!” ‘(sigh) I never saw a positive man like you, ever, you even make ghosts sigh….’ (someone opens the door, everybody suddenly get scared of something) “What! is it human? why are they here?” ‘ I don’t know, they come here just to see if there’s a ghost or not in this hospital and they scare me so much! they usually call a stupid guy who gets me up away to the sky when they find us! You better watch out try not to be seen by them, quickly get away from the camera when they are trying to take a picture, it is very bad for our live.’ “Why? you can scare them if we can be seen in the picture, and everybody will come here to see if ghosts really exist and it will be fun!” ‘ Are you serious? I never saw any ghost like you, every ghosts who had found out that they are ghost had all panicked and freaked out that no ghost would talk after hearing that they are ghost.’ “ Why? ghosts be ghost, human be human! that’s all and we can just live together not being harmful each other.” ‘ But do you know what? ghosts are trying not to be harmful to human because they ones were human in their live before, but humans are trying to eliminate us from any place when they catch that we are living somewhere because they think we are scary when we think they are the most scariest thing ever.’ “ well than, do you want to live like this and be boring ghost forever? let’s just get out of this square and do whatever we want! no one can arrest us even if we rob the bank because they cannot catch the ghosts!” ‘ Do you wanna die for the second time huh?’ “ Alright, I will calm down, but I want to know one thing! it is very common and basic thing we do when we meet each other, and have been traditionally used for a greeting politely and have never been bad to each other not doing it because it was way of knowing each other. It was the most scientifically and amazingly nice and common, can I do this to you?” ‘ well, you can do that to me but what is it? I don’t even understand what you are talking about! What is it?’ “ telling each other a name.” ‘ YOU REALLY WANNA DIE FOR THE SECOND TIME ‘ “calm down man, I am Jacob, what’s yours? “ ‘No Named’ “ What? come one you have a name, tell me your name 'NO Named!’ “ Come on, don’t try to play with me bro I really want to know your name! “ ‘ My name is NO NAMED!!! ‘ “ What do you mean by no named? Do you really don’t have your name? Or is your name a No Named. “ ‘Finally, my name is no named, people usually get confused easily after hearing my name.’ “Cool name bro! I will change my name to Yes Named from now on!” ‘ Let me just get out of this topic, it’s tiring the ghost, let’s just go around a room and I will tell you about the convenience system in this hospital that ghosts can use. ‘ “oh! okay, let’s go No Named.”
( Going around the hospital and suddenly stops at the room where a lot of ghosts are playing computer. ) ‘ This is where ghosts can play computers and we will steal a new computer if needed, we can do whatever we want in internet, but don’t tell people online that you are ghost, a lot of people will laugh at you, but there is that one person who always gets in serious and tell the Game manager or online page manager or Cyber Police and we will get suspended doing things online.’ “well, that’s cool, let me go in to my Facebook account right now and see what is going on around the world….. what? why is everyone saying R.I.P to me? and I can use internet this well! “ ‘ It’s probably because you are dead and you are ghost now, do you even have a thinking system in your brain? oh, sorry ghosts don’t have a brain. ‘
“ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!” ‘ Can you stop laughing? Why are you laughing? ‘ “ They think I’m dead!! Oh my gosh they are so fun LOL “ ‘…. you are dead, how many times do I have to tell you this? do you even listen to me when I talk to you? You are total messed up ghost, you gives me a cancer! Actually ghosts can’t get a cancer, but you can give me a cancer for some reason by some how, you have that power.’ “ well, that’s nice! I love that power, it is amazing that I can give ghosts a cancer! “ ‘…. should I leave you and let you do whatever you want? You want to go up to the sky after being a ghost only for a week?’ “Any way, how do we touch these things and we’re ghost! “ ‘ Are you even listening to me? Hello? ‘ “ I love the fact that I can touch the things here! “ ‘Oh my gosh! I think I’m going to die for the second time because of a cancer...' "Ok! let's move on to a next place!"
