King Curtis 👑

Proud Black Man. 24. Fritogang. Spurs Nation till I die. I don't fuck with people who invalidate my existence. Snapchat: Curtar. ΧΟ

[winecat-deactivated20211130]

[annoyedarab-deactivated20180906]

Legendary

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Iim scheduling this for 9/11 of this year

[hildasmood]

never ever ever forget this

[wrstb3havior]

this is my favorite thing. 

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

[tiddybonez]

Queing this shit from Jan 2015

[tcurtar]

Same greyheartdandylyons

[winecat-deactivated20211130]

[annoyedarab-deactivated20180906]

Legendary

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Iim scheduling this for 9/11 of this year

[hildasmood]

never ever ever forget this

[wrstb3havior]

this is my favorite thing. 

[thefirstagreement]

J. Cole

[thefirstagreement]

R.I.P James Avery

27/11/1945 - 31/12/2013

[hangthecode]

[ramenuzumaki]

It’s today!

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Mothman: *sees porchlight*

Mothman:

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

THE ELF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX REMAINS A VITAL MORAL OF THE SPECIES DESPITE UNIVERSE I SEE

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

That is so fucking funny 

[sbrown82]

[meteor-falls]

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[softestpear-deactivated20190505]

Me every time I get paid & see the hundreds of dollars they take out my pay for taxes

[kingjaffejoffer]

Yo king what do you think about these British rappers? I don’t fuck with them but I can’t figure out how to explain it right

the vast majority of non-american rap is trash. 

But I realize that its not made for me. It’s made for people in their country who don’t know any better. 

[kingjaffejoffer]

I swear only Black people will start a business and then have the social media page private so nobody can browse their shit

Are you trying to make money or not?

[thighetician]

Is this related to the “Still Beat” crewneck?

[kingjaffejoffer]

Nah, but im not surprised to hear he’s doing that too

[kingjaffejoffer]

Confession: I casually enjoy having a whole fist rammed up my asshole but my man is too scared to try it.

I bet you aint never been constipated in your life.

That doo doo come right out no problem

[thefrankwhiteproject-blog]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Confession: I have unprotected sex as often as I feel comfortable, which is sometimes after a first date with a complete random. Have never had chlamydia or gonorrhea and have actively avoided pregnancy as long as I am mindful of the days I am ovulating. I do use condoms the rest of the time, and generally try to respect the concept of unsafe sex, but is it that I am just choosing appropriate sex partners, or are STDs really not that common? 🤔

[kingjaffejoffer]

Confession: wen i was 15 I lied to my dad and said my mom’s new boyfriend raped me, I thought it would be like the parent trap and bring them back together but dude got arrested and my mom found out I lied and whooped my ass, she’s back with dude but to this day he won’t talk to me and leaves the room when I’m around

I don’t blame him. 

You should have went to jail.

[tarynel]

That is such an atrocious thing to do especially at that young age. Fucking terrible and I’m surprised he even wanted to date your mom again after that.

[svllomiii-deactivated20200429]

Why is this not getting attention?

[tarynel]

It was literally posted this hour fam.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

why they say that like it got a link to a article or some shit what else we finna do besides flame the shit out of anon 

[kingjaffejoffer]

Remember old school Tumblr “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS????”