gay cryptid

i like cryptids, ghosts, ghouls and demons, conspiracy theories, and aliens. and also cool knives and weapons. and cute girls. she/her

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

if vampires can be repelled by crucifixes, which in some cases includes just making a cross with your fingers, then in that case shouldn’t you be able to repel vampires by t-posing? discuss

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

hjfhfsfbbnjffbbj I read “the raven” by edgar allan poe recently and it’s literally just this

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

all I want is a girlfriend to go monster hunting with and a cool knife

[lordkingsmith-deactivated202311]

all I want is a partner who IS a monster and gives me the cool knives of my dead enemies

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

god that’s so valid

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

ghost speaking through ouija board: y o u w i l l d i e i n s e v e n d a y s

me, sliding the planchette: n o u

ouija board: o h f u c k

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

thank u everyone for your suggestions I have chosen to name him jaymond

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

[araneosarum-deactivated20190702]

Spider

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

very creative I like it

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

[canonthedog]

Op I need to tell you that I didn’t notice the A so I just read

“Finally! leg” And didn’t even question it.

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

thank you for telling me this vital information

pls take this gift as a sign of gratitude for the important knowledge you have given me

this version is way better tbh

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

LEG!!

leg

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Mothman: Hnnng, I’m trying to sneak around West Virginia, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the passerby’s

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

all I want is a girlfriend to go monster hunting with and a cool knife

[actual--cryptid]

Are you a Cryptid?

If you:

Love the outdoors

Hate being the center of attention

Go for the natural look

Your existance can’t be proven

Then you just might be

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Ok im tired of being a person can i become a forest cryptid already

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know that I’m watching them

[styna]

Sir that’s my emotional support cryptid

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

self care is becoming the local park cryptid by climbing trees at 2 AM and crouching like a goblin in the branches while staring silently at people passing by

[mag-and-mac-deactivated20191015]

Are you okay

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

absolutely not