The Dragon Prince as things my friends say

like incorrect qutoes for The Dragon Prince, but instead its things me and my friends have said

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Nyx: if there’s not a law specifying it, it’s legal

Nyx: that’s my motto

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Soren: speaking of favorite number of the alphabet, am I the only one that forgets Montana exisits?

Claudia, who just walked into the room: ...what

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Rayla: what do we say about salmonella?

Soren: heck yeah! *shoves spatula covered in cake batter into his mouth*

Callum: *distressed noise*

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Amaya: I’ve realized you just need to put strong, pretty women who fight and could kick my ass in a show and i will most likely love it and them. Bonus points if they have a sword

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if anyone needs me i’ll be in the corner sobbing over today’s episode of The Owl House

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TDP as things my favorite driving instructor has said

Aaravos: and then there was a time I accidentally started a cult...eh stuff happens

Nyx: you need to commit your first felony before you turn 18, then it doesn’t stick

Callum: that’s the second time I’ve referenced Dora this week

Rayla: if a turn is ever sharper than you think just scream “skrrrt” as you do it

Amaya: all student driver cars should get to be equipped with guns

Soren: I wonder how different the world was in 2001, not because of 9/11 but because of Shrek

Lujanne: trust me, I’m a doctor. I’m not actually a doctor but people seem to be more comfortable when you say you’re a doctor 

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Claudia: do you think you’re going to be ok?

Soren: bold of you to assume I can think

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Claudia: I think my dad is concerned for my sanity. I just ran and slid past him with my fuzzy socks while saying “zoom zoom”

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Callum: I think this shade of blue would contrast nicely with the orange of the Cheetos 

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 Viren: if I have no choice but to exist, I will make sure everyone hates my existence as much as me 

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It’s happening.

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MY DAY HAS JUST BEEN MADE YESSSSSSS

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Claudia: I wish I was an egg, I’d have a protective shell around me at all times. I might get cooked alive but that’s a risk I’m willing to take

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Callum: what are you doing?

Ezran hugging a tree: having a good time

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Villads: vision is overrated 

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Aarovos: I’m on this earth for one reason only and that reason is chaos

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when you don’t realize until your friend tells you repeatedly that taking almost 10 practice tests to prepare for your real permit test, having no plans on stopping until you actually take the test, and being worried you wont pass unless you are consistent in passing the practice ones, is in fact, stressing

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Rayla: i hate when my parents friends try to make small talk with me

Rayla: they always ask stuff like “how’s your summer going?” and im just like

Rayla: well Brenda, i haven't had a breakdown since summer started, i guess i’m doing fine