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Intro post
Hi! This is an incorrect quote blog for Total Drama Pahkitew Island because I am someone who still really loves to make and read that stuff.
Feel free to submit an incorrect quote via asks, and I will post it on this blog. Just do NOT make it NSFW/inappropriate or I will not touch this blog ever again for ten million years. Thank you!
-created by a certain Pahkitew fan
Max: Shawn, I have a question. Shawn: What is it, Max? Max: What color is an orange? Shawn: Max, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
Jasmine: Comparing Amy and Sammy is like comparing apples and oranges. Sammy: We’re both unique in our own ways? Jasmine: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Amy: Which one of us is the orange?
Leonard: You've heard of "be gay, do crimes", now get ready for "be trans, throw hands"! Shawn: Be queer, instill fear! Dave: Be bi, go for the eye! Sky: Be ace, punch face!
Shawn: What's the hardest thing for you to say? Dave: I need help. Sky: I was wrong. Sugar: Worcestershire sauce.
Amy: Sorry I called you a fucking idiot. I was trying to flirt.
Topher: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines for making friends, like, "Hey, that's a cool outfit. You know where it would look better? Nowhere else, because you're an awesome individual!" Max: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire!
Max: Hello guys! Max: ...All your bones are wet! Amy, Scarlett and Jasmine: Why the hell would you say that!? Max: None of you said hello back.
Shawn to Jasmine: Here's a cute date idea; We go to a botanical garden, you point out a flower and I immediately eat it!
Leonard: I will cast a spell to make you have a good day! Dave: Burn the witch!
Topher: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world...so thank you for your sacrifice, Max.
Dave: Your future self is talking shit about you right now. Shawn: Joke's on him, I'll ruin his fucking life.
Shawn: Do you feel any better? Dave: I feel much better now that you here with me. *Sugar walks in* Dave: I feel half better.
Shawn: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Max: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Topher: You sleep with a teddybear. Max: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Dave: So, I heard you like bad boys… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
Shawn, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Sky, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Ella, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Dave, trembling: What are we playing?!