Sports & Shit

Teagan Foster//18//Senior at North Shore Highschool

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Easy, I was bored and knew you’d be hungover so I came to give you hell.”

[fcksebjones-blog]

“Look I told you I’m fine, I’m just a tad hungover so unless you came to deliver painkillers and food, do you mind telling me why you’re here so early?”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Easy, I was bored and knew you’d be hungover so I came to give you hell.”

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“Well maybe if you took down some of those lame posters in your room you’d get laid more, dork.”

[jacobxwolfe-blog]

“If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had sex, I’d be…. broke. Awesome.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Well maybe if you took down some of those lame posters in your room you’d get laid more, dork.”

[jacobxwolfe-blog]

“Exactly! How’d you figure it out? You know, when my mom went to get an ultrasound, they saw me in the womb with a Deadpool comic book in my hand.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Don’t kid ‘cause that actually sounds like it could be true, man.”

[jacobxwolfe-blog]

“Yeah, you’re right. Not really surprised. I think it’s just been ingrained in you since birth.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Kinda like how you’ve been a nerd since birth?”

[jacobxwolfe-blog]

“Yeah, yeah, whatever dude. I get it, you don’t want to feel all emasculated and lose your machoness,” Jacob said with sarcasm in his tone, but he looked away anyways. “Fine, I’m very sorry and to make up for it we’ll get Taco Bell. And watch a bunch of cult movies to make up for it. Happy?” he asked. He glanced up once more to watch Teagan cover himself like a girl, and Jacob sniggered at him. “Dude, you look stupid. Offense intended.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

Teagan rolled his eyes at the other’s sarcastic words, “Really? Your idea of date food is taco bell?” He asked, raising a brow, “Isn’t that like a big no-no if you’re trying to get lucky?” He snickered, dropping the comical pose he was in, “So what brings you to the guy’s locker room? Get shunned by the nerds finally ‘cause your friends with the hottest jock in school?” Teagan asked sarcastically, flexing to help put more emphasis on the hot part.

[axlnixon]

Axl pulled the rolling paper out of his back pocket, taking a seat on the cold tile floor. Proceeding to roll the already ground marijuana with ease. “Have you smoked before? I’m running out of filters, and I want to know if you’re chill with that.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

Teagan nodded as he took the joint out of Axl’s hand, “Got a light?” He asked.

[fcksebjones-blog]

“urgh” Caroline groaned, “I’m seriously sorry, I was just kind of shocked, I promise I’m not a perv or anything” she told him, her cheeks burning up even more. “I came to see Theo, he was supposed to be giving me a ride home while my cars in the shop, but I saw you instead, I mean not that I saw anything, I just mean, I ran into you instead, yeah” she babbled, “I didn’t think anyone else would be here this late, at least that’s what he told me but I guess he miscalculated or maybe he was just being an asshole which does sound a little more like him.”

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Teagan sighed before finally cutting the girl off, “Look, it’s fine, just calm down.” He chuckled, “I’m just a little...surprised is all, I don’t care if you saw anything.” He explained. “Hell, if you wanted to, all you’d have to do is ask?” He added with a wink and a chuckle as he headed to his locker. “I mean I wouldn’t put it above Theo to do this, so who knows.”

[axlnixon]

“Well, I was hoping you had some paper so I would be able to keep my own for a later date, but I can give you some. You fucking owe me, though.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Yeah, yeah.” Teagan rolled his eyes, “I’ll get you some as soon as I can, just hurry up and get to rolling.”

[fcksebjones-blog]

“Shit, sorry” Caroline exclaimed, her cheeks burning red as she realized she’d been staring, “here” she said, throwing the towel in his direction and trying to keep her eyes on anything but his naked form. “Guess I really have had the Zac Efron butt double full experience now” she joked weakly to try and hide her embarrassment.

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Thanks.” His cheeks felt fiery with embarrassment as he wrapped the towel around his waist, “Well take a picture, it’ll last longer.” He said sarcastically. “Now, what the hell are you doing in the guy’s locker room?”

[shannonhq-blog]

“Oh i don’t know, I’m kinda digging the view, I’m also starting to see what all the fuss about jocks is about” Bobbie smirked.

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Haha,very funny.” Teagan said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. “ Now seriously, hand it over.” He begged, hands covering his modest area.

[jacobxwolfe-blog]

“Shut up loser, as if I haven’t already seen you naked before.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Well did it ever occur to you maybe I don’t feel comfortable with you seeing me naked?” Teagan asked with a snicker, “You never even buy me dinner before seeing me naked, you forget I’m a classy lady.” He joked, covering himself the same way a woman might cover herself.

[karambrose-blog1]

“Then you could sleep with North Shore’s finest. I’d be doing you a favor.” She smiled, putting her phone away. “I mean, you and me, candlelit dinner, Taco Bell take out.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“Maybe I don’t wanna sleep with North Shore’s finest.” He argued, putting air quotes around “finest”. “Maybe I wanna sleep with some of North Shore’s freaky unknowns.” He added with a laugh

[axlnixon]

“Lemon Diesel, then.” He chuckled, walking over to one of the lockers, unlocking it without a struggle, and grabbing the marijuana from the top shelf. “This look good enough to you?” 

[teagxnfoster-blog]

Tegan nodded, “You got something for me to smoke it or were you expecting me to pull a bowl out of my asshole?” He sarcastically asked the other.

[axlnixon]

“I have some Purple Kush and Lemon Diesel in my gym bag, that’s why I’m fucking here. Pick your poison, It’s on the house.”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

“I’ll take whichever will get me fucked up faster.” Teagan sighed as he sat on the bench behind him, “Sorry for sorta sounding like an ass. I just kinda have a problem with other guys seeing me naked.” He admitted

[karambrose-blog1]

“Should I send this to the plastics? Get them to decide if it’s worthy enough?” She half joked. Karina was always happy to oblige when it came to getting dirt for them but it also quickly would get out of hand as blackmail material. “Would that make me lucky enough to actually take you to dinner?”

[teagxnfoster-blog]

Teagan shrugged, “I mean does it even have to be decided?” He asked, “I think it might have them all practically begging for me if you send that to them.” He laughed as he began getting dressed. “Depends on where you plan on taking me, y’know I’m a classy lady who likes a nice meal.” Teagan joked as they finished getting dressed.