whaddup matt

[itsaaudraw]

making my way downtown

walking fast

dat boi pass

o shit waddup

[mjalti]

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: good morning linda linda, who has backpacked across europe: not nearly as good as the morning that i experienced as i saw the sunrise across Barcelona,

[tangarang]

are there any benefits to turning 17? 16 was driving,18 is adult hood.

there is none

its the null year. 

[justdanyplz]

you become a dancing queen

young and sweet

only seventeen

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Shooting at UCLA Campus

(June 1st, 2016)

there’s been a reported shooting on the UCLA campus, the gunman has not been captured. The shooting occurred at the Engineering 4 building and 2 people have been declared dead at the scene. 

The shooter is being described as a tall (~6ft), white man wearing a black jacket and black pants. The school is currently under lockdown while authorities search for the shooter. 

Students receiving a Bruin Alert were advised to find a secure place, turn off the lights, lock the doors and deny entry. 

[x]

[madnessofafangirl]

David Castro feat Raquel Castro // Beauty and a Beat (Cover)

[photosetavenue]

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[crimethincingofawhitechristmas]

Discourse is over

Now we criticize with our fists like adults

[vampiregerards]

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

[bob-belcher]

*does nothing for 3 days straight* today is a “me” day, i deserve it, i need to relax

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

I think the thing that frustrates me most about south Asian tumblr is that apparently the fact that nonblack poc shouldn’t be saying the n word in any circumstances is difficult for them to grasp like idk how many different ways I can say this because obviously it’s still not getting through but

If you’re not black, keep. The. N word. Out. Of. Your. Mouth.

Y'all in south Asian tumblr always want to whine about how we’re so oppressed and how white people are making fun of our lunches or whatever but you can’t even keep slurs out of your mouths. We can’t complain about oppression while simultaneously participating in the oppression of black people

[peggyswilliams]

[jbwarner86]

I like a studio that’s willing to make fun of itself.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

[tealeafs-blog]

did i just watch a video of jk rowling defending trumps freedom of speech...lol ok

[joannethescammerobberyandfraud]

Make you sure fuck him so good he moans his bank details