wasting of finite resources is everyone's business

[teambellasgay]

Do you have a full clip of eclipse commentary?

😭 no I don't. I wish bc it's priceless. Literally the only place I can find it is directly from the DVD

[teambellasgay]

[bellaskhakis]

our fav spanish influenza victim

[teambellasgay]

Can you imagine if the twilight universe took place in 2020, if Bella and Edward met now?? Edward would take one look into Bella's window, see her making tik tok dances and immediately fuck off to the vulturi to get murdered because no way could he be in love with such a stupid generation.

[volturialice]

office lady: I’m sorry mr cullen but you can’t switch to a different biology class it’s literally january

edward:

[cullen-trash]

Alice & Bella: *land in Italy*

Alice: *sees a yellow Porsche*

Alice:

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Caius we know ur jeffree stars father

[fiddlesolo]

the cullens, minding their own business in the school cafeteria:

bella’s nosy ass:

[protect-the-clearwaters]

[edwardfucks]

he really snuck into her window at night and watched her sleep and we all were young and the 2008 recession was going on and we were just like “yeah okay sure”

[natatwilight]

Breaking dawn: part 1. Behind the scenes.

[twisci]

Twilight canon: *exists*

This fandom:

[stupidlamb-s]

“I don’t care who’s a vampire and who’s a werewolf. That’s irrelevant. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters.” His eyes narrowed slightly. “But I am a werewolf,” he said unwillingly. “And he is a vampire,” he added with obvious revulsion. “And I’m a Virgo!” I shouted, exasperated.

[teambellasgay]

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

[teambellasgay]

Jasper wearing his family crest on a bracelet is factually inaccurate and we all know it!!! That Texan would have worn it as a big ol’ belt buckle and that’s the tea.

[ultward]

this is bolo tie erasure

[iamthebricklayer]

…It had to be done. I do not apologize. Yee-haw.

[alexxusjohanna]

He would’ve worn a confederate flag

[teambellasgay]

true do

[teambellasgay]

Jasper wearing his family crest on a bracelet is factually inaccurate and we all know it!!! That Texan would have worn it as a big ol’ belt buckle and that’s the tea.

[carlislesdeardaughterrosalie]

If you all think Alice would allow that type of FUCKERY then my girl has been the victim of a grave injustice

[destruction-ice-would-be-nice]

A bolo tie would also be a good option for him! 

[teambellasgay]

every few weeks or so someone suggests bolo ties and let me just tell you: no. I am the official Jasper Street Wear stylist and this boy gets the belt buckle crest and that's the facts sis.

[maybe-this-time]

You know, if I found out that there was more to this life and in fact a secret world of mythical creatures that I was one of the only people in the know about and might actually become one only to have that ripped away with all traces removed, and have to return to my boring mundane life with this giant secret AND on top of that my first love left me, told me he never loved me, and all but confirmed my worst fears and anxieties about myself then god dammit I’d sit comatose in a chair staring out the window for four months too