Team Doccubus

Love. Heartbreak. Immortality.

[fyeahlostgirl]

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[hey-creampuffs-deactivated20180]

[loveable-hollstein]

STOP IT ELISE.

[zedface]

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[fuckyeslostgirl]

why are there no links

[teamdoccubus]

Lauren. Lab Coat.

[queeranne]

Reblog if you noticed Carmilla on tumblr and started watching it because of the gay

[teamdoccubus]

Me.

[itsnotadrink]

Lauren : Some of us live shorter. Bo : Let’s make the best out of it.

Kiss passionately #LostGirl (via itsnotadrink)

[teamdoccubus]

You know where I can see the new episode of Lost Girl????

We don't have the links yet. I'm guessing it won't be up until a couple of hours.

[cloverblob]

[climbs out my window] [walks on the fire escape] [taps on my neighbours’ windows] [climbs fifteen stories] [screams from the rooftops] DID U HEAR THE NEWS LAUREN IS WHO BO’S HEART TRULY DESIRES

[teamdoccubus]

Shake it off, Tamsin. Shake it off.

[teamdoccubus]

I'm hyperventilating! HYPERVENTILATING! That Doccubus magic is back!

[cloverblob]

ok but let’s talk about how bo just full out stated that her love for dyson has changed which means it’s a different kind of love so the oracles were like ‘oh shit better turn into lauren’

[teamdoccubus]

Oooo this!

[bye-curious-deactivated20200429]

Who or what got you to watch Carmilla?

[teamdoccubus]

Valkubus.

[charliecox]

do you ever see people shipping that pairing and you’re just like

[zedface]

Well I mean, if I was a TamBo shipper I would not be the happiest shipper, unless all you wanted was that off-screen sex scene and Tamsin looking super desperate, immature and insecure in front of Lauren. Which I know a lot of people were just waiting for that and they didn’t care about the endgame.. But this ep and that scene were revealing as fuck. 2 v important things… 1. No Poly will happen as all the characters have stated they want Bo for themselves. A “race” as Tamsin so graciously explained (apparently that’s all this is for her) 2. I think this has been the biggest advance at Doccubus being endgame they ever led on. Even the showrunner explained how “special what Bo and Lauren have is’and how Lauren doesn’t need to fight for Bo because she basically already has her. The immaturity of Tamsin clearly defined that she’s not a serious love interest and that this story will crash and burn because Bo is going to reject her. MG said Bo was okay living with Kenzi before because there were no romantic feelings involved and it was easy… Like, the complete opposite of what we saw. That and counting on the fact that Dyson is out of the triangle…. Lol yeah, Doccubus is endgame but fuck that. Fuck that because they took everything that was special and unique to Doccubus and turned it into something Bo herself doesn’t seem to cherish the same way Lauren does. So yeah maybe there’s gonna be some ‘epic’ Doccubus talk or kiss or whatever the fuck they feel is “cute” but it just won’t be the same. It can’t be the same. I feel like they could have achieved all this angst they want to create, via very different methods. Like not introducing yet another character that will be heartbroken by Bo. Why not just keep Tamsin And Dyson together.?? Why did they have to effectively break Laurens own heart with Bo’s bullshit? Why sacrifice your characters for a pretty shitty person like Bo?

What a piece of crap show. Again, I’ll just watch for Lauren but the Doccubus magic is scaping from the bottle friends, and mending that will be almost impossible. Can be done, but I doubt these writers can do it.

[evanatticus]

Evan Deconstructs 5x05: Welp, that happened

To begin: Yaaaay Valkubus! It was about time! Too bad we didn’t get to see all of it!

Okay but here’s the problem I’m having: I’m not shipping anyone with Bo right now. Why?

Did you see the way Tamsin looked at Bo? Tamsin obviously wants something more than sex and friendship with Bo. But Bo, being I-literally-fucked-my-ex’s-son Bo, all that’s gonna happen is she’s gonna end up breaking Tamsin’s heart. AND THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. Bo just doesn’t have the emotional maturity to be in a relationship with someone, and Tamsin hasn’t gotten the Succubus Heartbreak t-shirt like everyone else has. But now she’s gonna get her heart broken.

Like Dyson.

Like Lauren.

And continue to fawn over Bo like some fucking 13 year old girls.

Seriously, am I the only one sick of this!?!? Of the whole “Bo can’t literally make no mistakes” schtick they’ve got going on this season?!?! Lauren and Tamsin are having some kind of fucked up race to Bo’s boob? I say boob because Bo’s heart is floating off in the Land of Ungratefulness, taking a pit stop in I’m-A-Manipulative-Bitchville.

I ship Copdoc harder than ever now, because at this point, the only person Bo deserves to date is herself- so she can get a taste of her own medicine.

Until Bo emotionally matures anD FUCKING CHOOSES SOMEONE, IT’S NOT LIKE WE’VE BEEN WAITING 5 FUCKING YEARS FOR HER TO MAKE A CHOICE OR ANYTHING. I DON’T EVEN CARE WHO/WHAT SHE CHOOSES AT THIS POINT. LAUREN AND TAMSIN AND EVEN DYSON ARE TOO GOOD TO BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS LOVE QUADRANGLE BULLSHIT. FUCKING FUCK.

That being said, Bad Luck Lauren was hilarious, though I’m concerned about her becoming a human slapstick joke. I want Lauren and Tamsin to be happy, I want Dyson to get control of his bitch of a son, and I want Bo to fucking grow the fuck up and act like a fucking adult for the love of all that is holy.

Someone slap Lauren, Dyson, and Tamsin so they get it through their heads that Bo isn’t worth all the pain. Her immaturity has caused enough torture for 1 season, let alone five fucking seasons.

[fyeahlostgirl]

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