Obey me brother Head Canons pt 2
I tried making this a bit longer to make up for the lack of content I promise I’m working on stuff but things keep getting in the way and I’m trying to have something out before New Years I hope you enjoy hand over your obey me family headcannons now 🔫
So you know how Mammon sometimes speaks in the third person? Like when he goes “the great mammon” and such, what if he spoke like that as a kid? When he was learning how to talk he’d go “Mammon wants juice” or “Mammon wants to play” or even “Mammon wants to play with Luci” and it still lingered to this day
Speaking of speaking in the third person I feel like Asmodeus also did that as a child. He would say “Asmo sleepy” or “Asmo help Luci.” And so on it took some time for Lucifer to fix their speaking
Levi has a very small lisp and it isn’t really noticeable unless he speaks super fast like if he’s excited or something then you can hear it
When the younger brothers and I mean like probably the twins and under (maybe Asmo but mostly the twins and Satan) where little since Mammon was older by this time a way he’d pick them up is with one hand and with that one hand his arm was extended outwards. And sometimes he’d lift them up above his head. They’d find it super fun but Lucifer was worried he’d drop them
I’d go something like this:
Mammon: *Mammon holding baby Satan with one hand out* Lmao Lucifer look
Lucifer running at full speed towards them: MAMMON-
Lord forbid the demon brothers knew human jokes and stuff like modern day jokes because I can assure you Mammon would absolutely 100% make Deezs nuts jokes constantly you’d never hear the end of it
Hold on y’all random thought do you think if they did know modern jokes the brothers would make a “your mom” joke to each other or they’d be like “your dad” and they’d respond with either “we have the same dad” or “Fuck that dude” OR EVEN “we have the same dad idiot” and they’d point to wherever Lucifer is same thing with your mom but idk if they have a mom so they’d probably say “if you can find her”, “you found her??”, or “we don’t have a mother”
I feel like there isn’t a lot of swearing usually in the house not cause they aren’t allowed to (thought I bet you Lucifer has yelled “LANGUAGE” at least a dozen times before) they just don’t see the need to. The only real “cursing” is when Mammon talks as he so casually uses some cuss words or when Levi is rage quitting his games but that’s very rare but if you hear Lucifer scream fuck run. just run.
Lucifer is the MASTER of getting stains out of clothes and such because he has SIX younger brothers he’s been taking care of since day one I know damn well he knows a thing or two of how to get stuff out. It’d be like “Hey Lucifer we dropped some stuff on the white carpet and it’s stained we can’t get it out-“ “Did you try using this?” Without even moving And they try and it just go “oh shit thanks”
Sometimes to most times they’ll just casually call each other “big brother” and “little brother” not in a teasing way or to assert anything they’ll just call each other that just cause and no one really cares
Mammon liked to squish his little brothers cheeks a lot when they where babies the squishier the better. And I feel like he still does it sometimes (going off that one pic of mammon squeezing Satan’s cheeks.)
My mind for some reason is telling me that for some reason Lucifer used a sippy cup till he was like at least 6. I don’t know why I just think he got really comfortable with it and refused to drink out of anything else, like he’d throw a fit if he had to use a cup. It’s a miracle his teeth didn’t get ruined
Mammon was a cry baby as a kid
Levi was also a cry baby as a kid but he was also the embodiment of “it’s not fair” type. Like if someone had more stuff than him like snacks, toys, attention he’d cry or if his brothers took his things he’d cry no hesitation Lucifer got so worried he’d always make sure the kid drank water
Mammon is always cold. Constantly. All the time. So sometimes he hugs his little brothers and makes it seem like he just wanna hugs the people he cares about (which isn’t a complete lie) but his favorite person to get warmth from is Lucifer because of his big fur coat.
Lucifer does one of two things each time mammon does it either he pretends to hate it but won’t actually move him or teases him about it. You’ll definitely find mammon snuggled against his big brother side if you open the coat and sometimes if you’re really lucky he’ll be asleep
Belphie goes to Lucifer’s room whenever he has a nightmare. He feels safer in his bed
The day they found blanket forts existed is the day Belphie had so much energy since forever. He never stopped bugging his brothers to build one and they finally did and they all fell asleep in there and had a mini movie night
Their ears become elf ears when they go into their demon form. They have regular ears when they’re in their normal state but when they turn into their demon self their ears are pointy
So hear me out on this: Satan is technically the first “real demon” out of the brothers as when he was born he was born a demon he didn’t fall as an angel. So because the other brothers when they feel already had their horns Satan had to grow his in and I imagine it as like teeth almost? Only how the teeth come in not coming out. How kids have pain when their adult teeth come in same with horns and Lucifer would freak out to Davolo going “Lord Davolo please help me is he dying!?! What do I do?!!” And cause Davolo was born a demon he knows all about this and could give him medicine for Satan
There are definitely pictures of Satan’s baby horns growing
So I’d like to think Levi was the youngest for a really long time before Asmo came along (which a lot of people still confuse Satan as the one after Levi because he’s the “forty one” when they’re ranked on power not oldest to youngest. If it was then everything would be the same except Satan would be after Belphie because he is cannonly the youngest) and that’s why Levi has some younger sibling traits still in him he’s use to being just him, mammon and Lucifer
Same goes with Belphie they all got use to him being the youngest (I know Beel is also the same cause twins I just feel like he’s a little more independent and the brothers just like to baby Belphie) and so Belphie is use to getting his way before Satan came along
When Satan came along Belphie would go over to a barely 1 year old Satan and go “I was here FIRST I’m the baby of this family not you” and you’ll here Lucifer go “Belphie stop threatening your brother” from the other room
They definitely behave like their animals in their demon form
Example: Lucifer might puff his wings out to make him seem more tougher and bigger (especially when he’s upset) he doesn’t know he does this so don’t say or he might not do it again, Mammon will bring shiny objects and or make sounds, Levi does the little snake tongue thing, beel makes a buzzing sound with his wings, etc
If you’re wondering yes Lucifer does in fact prune his wings
I feel like in their demon forms their eyes glow in the dark so you’re able to see where they are and mammon’s white strips on his body glows as well
Mammon did not know what nap time was because this kid had so much energy in him that it would take a while for him to settle down. But thankfully he’d crash at bed time
Lucifer was very pouty as a kid. Generally he was pretty quiet and well behaved he got into some trouble at times and had a lot of energy but I also like to think he’d get cranky easily so there’s just a lot of pouty pictures of him
Beelzebub is a walking heater
When Belphie was younger he has the pillow he has now and if he couldn’t find it when it was nap time/ bed time may their father bless your soul, ears, and patience
Satan use to have those small seat high chairs where you can sit them on the table/counter but due to his tantrums and tendency to break things, they ended up switching to a normal high chair so they don’t have to pick up anymore broken plates and cups
Lucifer bed is the biggest because that’s where everyone slept after the fall. They didn’t sleep anywhere else for YEARS
Lucifer just sways side to side when he holds them?? So if the brothers randomly fall asleep he will hold them and because he’s raised SIX brothers, it’s second nature for him to sway to help keep his brothers asleep. And no one says anything. The one who gets it the most is Belphie
Satan can not and I repeat CANNOT hold his alcohol and gets drunk FAST. he’s super clingy to his brothers when he’s drunk
Belphegor favorite people to nap with is Satan, Leviathan, and Lucifer since they’re all the most quiet
Mammon has covered Asmo sneaking out so many times and when they sneak out together especially to a party Mammon always has an eye on Asmo because he’d be damn if his brother got hurt in anyway
The little brothers favorite brother to rough house with when they where kids was Mammon because he would throw them around (softly of course but enough for them to have fun)
Just like how Lucifer had a comfort item being the sippy cup Levi also had one expect it was a pacifier and didn’t let it go until he was almost in kindergarten no matter how hard his older brothers tried to help him. And now he has the pacifier sewn into one of his plushies he had as a baby and still has it
When Lucifer fell even though he was still mad at his father (aka god) he was still disgusted how he looked as a demon because he was raised to believe demons are bad/ ugly and would pray almost everyday for this to be a bad dream and he’d wake up soon even though praying would hurt him physically:(
Asmo just randomly hugs his brothers and just stays there and no one really cares they either hug him back, pat his head or back or at least notice he’s there until he moves onto the next brother
Their washing machine is the one that plays a song idk if you guys know what I’m talking about but it plays that little song that little song when the clothes are done and they ALL dance to it. From Lucifer light humming/ shoulder movements to Asmo and Mammon busting down in the laundry room
Mammon, Beel, and Levi have a lot of late night snacking time together
On lazy days where no one wants to get up and just stay in their pjs they all somehow always pile up in Lucifer room always
I haven’t meet Mephistopheles yet (lesson 26 is kicking my ass) but even though he doesn’t like Lucifer I feel like Satan and Belphie wouldn’t let him be a part of the Anti-Lucifer league for two reasons. 1. Because they feel he’s too smug and 2. Which is what the boys will never say is that they don’t like others picking on their older brother because they have that one sibling rule of “WE can make fun of our brothers but if anyone else does we’re gonna have a problem” cause that’s their fun way of showing love to each other
Because Latin is what people say demons speak like Latin is the language demons speak yeah the brothers know Latin and sometimes they will speak to each other in Latin and will either respond in English or Latin
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