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#asketchaday as per poll decree, obi!clones (on kamino) pt. 1/?

force clone special operations medic hawkeye says, a clone trooper with a faulty control chip? not to worry sirs, we've got it from here. yes, i'll take arc trooper fives as well. oh no, i insist.

obi!clones aka #a bag of lethal ginger lothcats au, summarized:

obi-wan is captured as a child and sold to be an experiment in creating force sensitive soldiers; he's kept unconscious (becomes a force ghost of sorts later, probably)

the experiment is both successful and disaster; product is excellent but too unpredictable, independent, and expensive to produce also unionized??, but still too valuable to destroy. most are put in stasis, some kept as staff while the obedience problem is worked on (won't matter)

when the GAR goes to production the strange clones become the troopers' trusted, if distant, allies and guardians

when the jedi find the clone army they invite themselves along—not as an army for the republic but for the jedi, in service of the republic—and somehow maybe there's more than the kaminoans knew about? the jedi are troubled, the senate shocked, and kamino might have to elect new leadership to cover some sudden vacancies because palps and dooku did not like that

obi-wan's clones have their own agenda—they are collectively all pieces of obi-wan kenobi and is here to ruin sith and politicians alike, save the jedi and the GAR along the way, and look stylish while doing it maybe the real chosen one was team work after all ✨

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#asketchaday as per poll decree, obi!clones (on kamino) pt. 1/?

force clone special operations medic hawkeye says, a clone trooper with a faulty control chip? not to worry sirs, we've got it from here. yes, i'll take arc trooper fives as well. oh no, i insist.

obi!clones aka #a bag of lethal ginger lothcats au, summarized:

obi-wan is captured as a child and sold to be an experiment in creating force sensitive soldiers; he's kept unconscious (becomes a force ghost of sorts later, probably)

the experiment is both successful and disaster; product is excellent but too unpredictable, independent, and expensive to produce also unionized??, but still too valuable to destroy. most are put in stasis, some kept as staff while the obedience problem is worked on (won't matter)

when the GAR goes to production the strange clones become the troopers' trusted, if distant, allies and guardians

when the jedi find the clone army they invite themselves along—not as an army for the republic but for the jedi, in service of the republic—and somehow maybe there's more than the kaminoans knew about? the jedi are troubled, the senate shocked, and kamino might have to elect new leadership to cover some sudden vacancies because palps and dooku did not like that

obi-wan's clones have their own agenda—they are collectively all pieces of obi-wan kenobi and is here to ruin sith and politicians alike, save the jedi and the GAR along the way, and look stylish while doing it maybe the real chosen one was team work after all ✨

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pick one

star wars

avatar the last airbender

dragon age

mass effect

dc comics/marvel

d&d/original work

Voting ended onMay 21

outcome may or may not result in further polls no promises when art happens

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ok then,

pick a tag

#lord general hot stuff assassin

#skyguy n the smallest jedi master

#obi-wan kenobi n the smallest chosen one

#senator kenobi i presume

#sith emperor sassypants

#senator kenobi i presume + sith emperor sassypants

#a bag of lethal ginger lothcats

Voting ended onMay 22

if u know u know; if not, pick the funniest one ♡ specific ideas related to tag of choice welcome in comments!

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pick one

star wars

avatar the last airbender

dragon age

mass effect

dc comics/marvel

d&d/original work

Voting ended onMay 21

outcome may or may not result in further polls no promises when art happens

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#asketchaday well then, have a nap

also: hugs to friend goin thru shit & friends putting up with me falling off the side of the world on a regular basis what would i do w/o you

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#asketchaday wip weekend

continuing on the deserter #lord general hot stuff assassin sith!obi train with,

zygerria? kadavo? sith vacation destination!

absolutely would start this adventure in the slave outfit except he has too many scars for that

somehow lost his disguise, shirt, and shoes idk

dooku is not impressed by the queen capturing a 'jedi'

rex needn't feel bad about tormented infinitely sad jedi, only likely frustrated by stupid sith having a good time (decent distraction from The Horrors tho', so there's that)

so many zygerrian guards are dead by the end "rex, wtf happened in the prison" "don't ask, sir. just don't." (rex nevertheless gets his bamf moment, ofc)

ben, mr "i only have social skill by accident or possibly innate instincts but they don't always work", tells padme isn't it hilarious anakin accidentally seduced the queen he clearly has a talent for charming noble ladies! padme may not think this is funny at all actually

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when the moon at night catches fire

first full digital piece since 2021!* (been 'bit rough, eh) —straight back to textures & high contrast monochrome;; new face for the occasion courtesy of them ol' eyebrows (derek hale, teen wolf)

half of this adventure was remembering hand motions and what brushes does what again loading preset titled 'fav brushes' and ???? who dis ◝(´▿`;)◜

shoutout to @gffa for reminding me teen wolf exists and has top grade fic banter just when i needed a break from the usual suspects ♡

—title translated from var e vargen (where's the wolf) by imperiet, 1986

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close-ups at 100%

updated original post with darker inks/lineart, it was far too weak, and tweaked textures somewhat; it'll have to do

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#asketchaday d&d scoundrels

continuing the nostalgia train with two ancient d&d characters; and i do mean ancient, so ancient we're talking ye olde swedish localized edition d&d (yes. that is a thing) ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

????—female, high elf, rogue/courtesan; bad ass bitch, your deadly mom friend. tall af if i recall correctly. absolutely not someone anyone would suspect to be stabby.

fosforos—male, city elf, rogue/cultist; unluckiest man alive. exiled and hunted, cult of one (1) to the hellgod possessing him and bearer of wild magic mostly out of his control incl. spontaneous teleportation; virtually unkillable. all against his wishes. planned to be a goof character, a cultist grifter for a fake religion, but the dice hated him and the god turned out real, the wild magics op. with a good dm this guy was hilarious, given a good half of his moves were up to their discretion like a free plot device

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republic soldier ?

re-post (with slight touch-ups) of a 2019 disappeared companion piece to deserter, defector, turncoat—original nowhere to be found. did tumblr eat it? am i just incompetent at finding shit on my own blog? idk, a mystery. anyway,

sith!obi-wan, turned jedi ally/asset in the wars. or; sith assassin in disguise, pre-defecting. more in the link above ↑ ◝(´▿`;)◜

side-notes:

probably not actually/legally a republic soldier

the lightsabers/staves' emitters are disguised to create the appearance of batons (if i remember the idea correctly, idk it was seven yrs ago jfc i need to lie down)

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#asketchaday troublesome attention

or; local allied sith finds the hottest tea

continuing the 'lord general hot stuff assassin' sith!obi defector plot-line concept;

this discovery could change everything, or little to nothing :D (because ben is in fact evil and secrets are fun until it turns out anakin's creeper grandpa is lord sidious, oh dear )

disclaimer: yes technically the kyber in anakin's second saber may not have received massacre ground zero exposure but anakin did; so, second-hand exposure it is ig (poor baby); or it survived geonosis, who knows, a mystery ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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#asketchaday press x to doubt.jpg

"three months ago this menace was chopping off everyone's limbs and now he's staring at my general's.. saber? behind?? why is my life like this" — rex, probably

rex does not deserve any of this

luckily, he does not have to be perfectly polite to the darksider 'asset'

also luckily, ben has learnt how to bribe people (even within GAR rules*)

also also, luckily: the darksider turns out to be a surprisingly well-behaved ally (most times) and effective at massacring the opposition, giving everyone extra trauma. but having trauma means one's alive! so there's that

ben is not offended. he's very appreciative of professionals who do not trust sus people, which ben most definitively is; :')

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#asketchaday troublesome attention

or; local allied sith finds the hottest tea

continuing the 'lord general hot stuff assassin' sith!obi defector plot-line concept;

this discovery could change everything, or little to nothing :D (because ben is in fact evil and secrets are fun until it turns out anakin's creeper grandpa is lord sidious, oh dear )

disclaimer: yes technically the kyber in anakin's second saber may not have received massacre ground zero exposure but anakin did; so, second-hand exposure it is ig (poor baby); or it survived geonosis, who knows, a mystery ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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4 wolves (1 werewolf + 1 t-shirt )

in retrospect, there was something missing from the original version of this—proper colour, and proper short sleeves ofc (what was i thinking??)

once again: a follow-up to musing made in the tags on the first derek portrait (updated!), something about bitchy sunglasses and 3wolves shirts. and yes, silly cringe jokes on main no regrets yet

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original long-sleeved & monochrome:

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#asketchaday wip

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#asketchaday aaaaaaaarrrhhh vibe from the week