Still broken from this Hurricane @tearsandice - Tumblr Blog

Hello everyone!! I've just been seeing some absolutely bullshit takes about the Israel-Hamas war so I wanted to clarify that if you don't live here, I don't give a single shit about your opinion 💕

Thanks in advance for shutting the fuck up, a tired Israeli

junk-thunder

these buttons from the dying party city go so hard

junk-thunder

you see my vision

blastdamage

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

blastdamage

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Underground french cinema

npd-vriska

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

npd-vriska

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

professionalchaoticdumbass

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

mikkeneko

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

kissed-a-woman-offical

AND HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY

wanderingmadscientist

thelovelygods

javascript-official

The computers are not going to be virgins if I can help it

the-haiku-bot

The computers are

not going to be virgins

if I can help it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

spamton2thesequel

my browser extension that colors posts based on the poster's blog theme did something very fun just now

sycamorality

hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

modmad

watch out for the trap! there's ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn't* the max 'no AI' option, read each part carefully to be sure

ironychan

rainbow-femme

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

inloveandfear-deactivated202505

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

plaguedocboi

You’ve just changed the fucking game

h-medicinalis

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reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted